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Let's have that third World War, shall we? |
Kelvyquayo, Eater of Souls |
Feb 2nd, 2006 |
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Personally, I'm all for it. I'm at my finest under pressure and duress.. and I think humanity is at it's finest wehn threatened with catastrophy. All of this.. all of this shit here.. it's bullshit.. it's filler, fluff... People forget who the fu[b][/b]ck they are on a day to day basis, |
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add "chuck norris" to the silliness filter |
rale |
Mar 17th, 2006 |
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Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick the silliness filter.
[sm]what? someone had to say it![/sm]
[sm]omega bad joke of the year~[/sm]
[i][sm]Edited, Sun Mar 19 17:35:16 2006 by rale[/sm][/i] |
| Forum Posting |
An important message to the Allakhazam Staff |
Allakhazam Defender of Justice |
Apr 8th, 2005 |
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Give the day I've had, I am ot goig to digify this with ay respose. Just saying you can uzzle my uts you igorat iy |
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bhodi's law |
bhodisattva Defender of Justice |
Jun 13th, 2005 |
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Perhaps it should just be an addendum to Godwins but simply put its:
the moment a person in an argument resorts to feigned [i]"it doesnt matter because I dont care however I care enough to respond in length as to how much I dont care"[/i]
then they have infact lost the argument. t |
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WoW..... |
WarMaverick |
Jan 15th, 2006 |
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What ever happend to the Smasheroo? Did he get shot in a poker game or something? Missing a few months on this forum is like missing a few episodes of Lost. |
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So.... |
grovers the Irrelevant |
Apr 9th, 2006 |
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Three easy steps to speed up the process.
[link=http://www.irom.org/]Step #1[/link]
[link=http://www.asktheinternettherapist.com/]Step #2[/link]
[link=http://www.completecase.com/]Step #3[/link]
[i][sm]Edited, Sun Apr 9 18:12:42 2006 by grovers[/sm][/i] |
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Hey everyone, I've got this great idea... |
Iamadam the Shady |
Apr 20th, 2006 |
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...but anyone who doesn't like or agree with this idea cannot post in this thread. Be warned that tact is not my strong suit. In fact, mentioning the idea that you don't like [i]this[/i] idea will result in one of:
1. Personal attacks.
2. Rude dismissal of your opinion.
3. A series of long draw |
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Why one shouldn't make threads at 3 AM |
Dread Lörd Kaolian |
May 28th, 2006 |
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it's times like this, when I should be asleep but am not, that I can't help but wonder about things that should probably not b wondered about. and then i inflict them on the unwilling public at large. mwahaahhahaha
I'm so going to nuke this tomorrow.
Why do the always include AOL Cd's with th |
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Hey Kaolian! |
Dread Lörd Kaolian |
Jun 25th, 2006 |
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Ok, teh story:
Prologue:
[i]The Sol Republic Navy Scimitar class Heavy scoutship Orion II made its way through its assigned patrol route. Sleek, nimble, and packing enough firepower to outgun anything she couldn’t outrun, the Orion II and her sisterships were tasked with monitoring the critic |
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3 Things to think about. |
Kaelesh the Puissant |
Jul 6th, 2006 |
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1. COWS,
2. THE CONSTITUTION
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
COWS:
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their |
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Happy Birthday To Me |
Driftwood the Eccentric |
Aug 21st, 2006 |
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I was 19 as of 12:00 EST this morning. And I'm drunk...this messahge took 5 inuts to write legiblyu...I'm, fukin drunk.
and the message is stioll a grammatic disatser |
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What the hell happened to Kaolain? |
Allakhazam Defender of Justice |
Apr 27th, 2004 |
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Kaolian hung around and irritated us for so long we finally decided we may as well hire him and put him to work on something.
[:laugh:] |
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New Solution |
Allakhazam Defender of Justice |
Apr 29th, 2004 |
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Ok you guys obviously don't like anyone new entering your forum and the FFXI people don't want to take their OOT conversations here and get bashed. Last night Illia and Pikko gave in and created a FFXI OOT forum. I don't like that solution. It means we will end up having to add OOT forums for eve |
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AND THE WINNER IS??? |
trickybeck the Sly |
Apr 29th, 2004 |
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The Dungeon sounds like we're rolling 12-sided die.
How about The Asylum? |
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Confused about the difference between OOT and Asylum? info - |
Dread Lord Kaolian |
May 3rd, 2004 |
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[quote=Karth] Hmm...Kaolin can you tell me why the OOTers and the Asylum people hate each other?[/quote]
/cue ominous music blatently stolen from prophecy scene of LOTR...
In the beginning, there was the Forum. In the days of eld, it was the UBB forum, and the Everquest forum was the only game |
| User Journal |
Classic Lines |
Lady Darkflame |
Jun 22nd, 2004 |
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My own list of classic lines from various people on the Allakhazam boards.
[link=http://wow.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=4&mid=1083248004882922372]I do grow pretty-wetty flowers for people like you to shove up your ass. Would you like the recipe for Carnations or Amaryllis?[/link] -- Pikko |
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The squeaky wheel gets the grease. |
Dread Lord Kaolian |
Jul 9th, 2004 |
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It's a natural forum progression. A typical poster in a given allakhazam game forum has several stages of existance:
Stage 1. Newbie
At this point, most of the posts are "how do I?" or "I'm thinking of getting the game/have the game, what should I?". the older estableshed pos |
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Suck less |
GitSlayer |
Sep 25th, 2004 |
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New orders from the front:
Anyone who posts needs to suck less, you are driving away the decent posters with your crappy one line spam.
1. Henceforth anyone with less than 500 posts must post more than a 50 word count submission. With so few posts we assume you are a 14 year old who found m |
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"spam prevention" script, odd values? |
Dread Lord Kaolian |
Sep 28th, 2004 |
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Well, it's like this. Once upon a time, there were between 7 and 10 servers, named Bob, Larry, Moe, Curley, Bob II, Bob III, Bob IV, Cluster7, Lucy, The server which shall NOT be named, etc. They were happy servers who lived in a commune with much glee. In the beginning, each server had a time, and |
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Books |
bhodisattva Defender of Justice |
Oct 6th, 2004 |
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Okay my weekly music request has been preempted by need for a book.
I am looking for some good ole Fantasy books. All I have read lately is non fiction.
No need to mention any of the following:
Wheel of time, Dragonlance, Salvatore, Lotr, Sword of Truth series, Death Gate Cycle, Magic of Re |
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Random BS Complaint |
Jophiel |
Nov 3rd, 2004 |
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Ok, listen up. Here's the bitter truth about the Asylum.
The Asylum used to be the Out of Topic forum. Prior to that, it was the OoT forum on the uBB boards. It was populated by a subgroup of EQ posters who became rather insular and xenophobic. When we moved to the new boards, we continued to |
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The Asylum Booklist |
webwierdo the Charming |
Apr 15th, 2005 |
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There seems to be alot of interesting people in here who have probably read alot of interesting books. Well to cut it short, I am being forced to go on a cross country trip and the only media I will have is books. So, read any good books lately? Links to summaries would be nice or a description....o |
| Forum Posting |
Welcome to Miranda |
EalricOnLakshmi Defender of Justice |
Dec 23rd, 2005 |
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Welcome everyone to the dead forums known as Miranda. Everyone is welcome to pitch a tent along side the rest of us. The first one to find the source of the creepy music shall win a prize.
[pre]
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Forum predictions for 2006! |
Dread Lörd Kaolian |
Jan 2nd, 2006 |
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The silly tradition continues! in the tradition of all silly traditions!
http://everquest.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=4&mid=1104540810759933319
The year 2006 will be one of trials and tribulations. Evil cluster 7, aka the Server which SHALL NOT be named, will put into motion it’s ultim |
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Reason to love your admin(s) |
Baron von AngstyCoder |
Jan 26th, 2006 |
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Mr Baker,
As an employee of an institution of higher education, I have a few very
basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an
intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your
consistent and annoying harassment of myself and my co-workers during t |
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Asylum one hit wonders |
Dread Lörd Kaolian |
Jan 27th, 2006 |
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[quote=oasnative]is this whole Assylum just a product of human desire to do something when at work and bored? or does this place have some purpose other than to just jack around and "flame" 9 year olds?[/quote]
Story time!
In the beginning, there was The Allakhazam, who created the |
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Legacy |
His Excellency MoebiusLord |
Jan 27th, 2006 |
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Its a watch-setable event, really. Something momentous happens in the world of politics and evil rears it's mop-headed maw to chime in with "scathing" wit and a "biting" retort or 7. Nothing anymore on the contribution front save the odd tangential story about a river save from |
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To my dearest kharma kampers |
Dread Lörd Kaolian |
Jan 31st, 2006 |
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I win. |
| Forum Posting |
It's nearly Snipping Day |
Nexa |
Jan 31st, 2006 |
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[quote=Elderon the Wise]
My wife birthed 4. Wuss.[/quote]
I can live with that title if it means I don't have to be pregnant three more times. [:grin:]
Nexa |
| Forum Posting |
Tough decision |
MentalFrog |
Feb 23rd, 2006 |
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Nads I'll take care of your pu[/sm]ssy. [:sly:]
Alla doesn't like cats [:glare:]
[i][sm]Edited, Wed Feb 22 19:19:27 2006 by MentalFrog[/sm][/i] |
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New Avatar Maximum Size |
Baron von AngstyCoder |
Mar 28th, 2006 |
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[quote=The Great Pandorra][quote=Baron von AngstyCoder]I was once a regular poster. Oddly, I'm still not an admin [:tongue:]
[sm]I am not "irregular" in that sense[/sm][/quote]Actually, with your FAQ page on your own website [b]about[/b] allakhazam; the amount of support you've given p |
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FFXI really is the devil ... |
Warchief Tyrandor |
Apr 14th, 2006 |
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Funny thing is out of nostalgia, I checked my old LS webpage as well.
They're all playing WoW now [:lol:] |
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F'uck me |
NephthysWanderer |
May 10th, 2006 |
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Dear lord...you've worked for him too?! |
| Forum Posting |
bukkake + walmart = ? |
Sir Sassythief |
Jun 4th, 2006 |
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Kinda like divorce! |
| Forum Posting |
Swearing and what you can do about it! |
Dread Lörd Kaolian |
Jun 28th, 2006 |
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[quote=Danalog the Vengeful Programmer]
Oh hey, that's a great idea![/quote]
[i]And in the years after the fall of the west and the dark ages that soon followed, scholars of history around the world would point to this one moment as the beginning of the end. [/i] |
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Better living through freebies |
Dread Lörd Kaolian |
Aug 21st, 2006 |
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avant browser. Much faster than firefox I find. www.avantbrowser.com. For free FTP, I and most of the admins here use WinSCP. Lots of other little utilities i use as well, but those are the two that come immidiatly to mind.
i totally forgot the antispyware "Kill everything" cocktail
Javaco |
| Forum Posting |
Free Gil |
Thanacus |
Aug 25th, 2006 |
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There is cheese! But it lacks a home. Its home was eaten. Eaten by lamp. Lamp is full. Full of cheese. Full of home. Full of lamp. The lamp was once a man. The man was once a lamp. The man is cheese. Good cheese. Heavenly cheese. Honorable cheese. The man who is cheese fought the path. |