Why does a leatherworker need the aid of a blacksmith to fix his damaged armour that he made in the first place? [Submitted by:Anonymous]

I'm not racist but am i the only one who thinks all goblins look the same? [Submitted by:Anonymous]

How is it that I can pickpocket a jade ooze? [Submitted by:Deathknell]

Why do the bats and wyverns always seem to whimper when a Tauren is talking to the flight master? [Submitted by:Kazuto -- Turalyon]

How come Succubus's seduce Female characters? [Submitted by:Anonymous]

I swear when we fought the boss, he only had one head. But when we looted him, he had 3 heads! [Submitted by:Anonymous]

As a level sixty-seven, I feel unsure about my training coming from a level forty... [Submitted by:Anonymous]

Why are the City Portal always showing daytime even the server has changed to night. [Submitted by:Anonymous]

"Deadwood Den Watcher's Curse of the Deadwood was resisted." Say that ten times quickly in a row. [Submitted by:Anonymous]

Why does Kidney Shot not work on things that quite obviously have kidneys, such as Humanoid Bosses, but does work on things like skeletons and elementals? [Submitted by:Anonymous]

How is it that u can drain life from ghosts and undead after all arent they .... DEAD ?!? [Submitted by:Anonymous]

Why call it the lost coast if its on a map? [Submitted by:Astlea]

The fact that there are only rats on the Ironforge side of the deeprun tram is the clear proof that dwarfs smell. [Submitted by:Blackhell -- Aegwynn]

That's nothing, I can knit a vest under water... in 15 seconds! [Submitted by:DeuceSwift -- Cenarius]

How can flash powder work under water??? It's powder! [Submitted by:Mathrim -- Kael'Thas]

How comes fireshield is still active when you run into water? [Submitted by: Anonymous]

What do the vendors use your Soulbound items for? And how do they take them from you? Is there something Blizzzard isn't telling us? Is that rogue... following me? [Submitted by: Salita -- Kor'gall]

How do mechanostriders leave 3-toed footprints when they only have 2 toes? [Submitted by: Myndy -- Kirin Tor]

Why did Blizzard implement a Track Giants? Your screen trembles when one is near and they're always half your screen tall. [Submitted by: Anonymous]

Women come and go, Epics are soulbound! [Submitted by: Trunter -- Ravencrest]

How do Scourge figure out when someone is Forsaken? [Submitted by: Anonymous]

If flowers grow on the cement in Mana Tombs.... Why can't Druids use Thorns in there? [Submitted by: Suri -- Moonrunner]

If Raptors don't drop heads and Trolls don't drop ears, then why do Quilliboar's drop more than 2 tusks? [Submitted by: Hemera -– Khaz’Goroth]

When your mage "sheeps" an opponent under water, why don't they drown? [Submitted by: Ivannakillit]

Tauren are a peaceful, pacifist and kind specie. Right up until they see something they can fight. [Submitted by: anonymous]

Do you eat what you cook? I definitely will not eat anything that is only cooked for 3 seconds. [Submitted by: Kuboja]

Why don't the griffon flyer guys offer a credit card for frequent flyer miles? [Submitted by: Oobu]

Has anyone ever considered how you go from a frozen area like Dun Morogh to a temperate zone like Loch Modan at the same latitude? [Submitted by: Anonymous]

If I got the resting bonus for on all the griffon flights I have to take for quests, I'd be level 62 instead of 32! [Submitted by: Anonymous]

What's worse than a drunken dwarf? A HIGH elf!! [Submitted by: Anonymous]

If rogues can’t sap undead, why do I get sapped all the time? [Submitted by: Geekstomper--Daggerspine]

The only good undead is a dead undead. Paladin life is complicated. [Submitted by: Tarrant -- Moonglade]

How do you know you have been playing too much World of Warcraft?
You drive past a police car and wonder if you aggroed it. [Submitted by: Anonymous]

Why do bears drop a [rotting bear carcass] but never a fresh one? Do bear carcass's decay at an alarming rate? [Submitted by: Anonymous]

Obviously, we whisper louder than we yell. Yet only people with selective hearing get the whisper. [Submitted by: Kral -- Kael'thas]

Tauren that use mana are just Dyslectic. Instead of going /moo, It's always /oom [Submitted by: Anhiliette -- Uther]

Tauren that use mana are just Dyslectic. Instead of going /moo, It's always /oom [Submitted by: Edgexcore -- Scarlet Crusade]

Why is everybody automatically given 300/300 skill common language? Chat channels prove, not everybody deserves it... [Submitted by: Anonymous]

Why does "Seth's Graphite Fishing Pole" have Stamina on it? So you can fish in AV. [Submitted by: Anonymous]

Why can't miners mine gold in Fargodeep Mine, when all those kobolds have all that Gold Dust on them?[Submitted by: Gelert -- Eonar]

I"ll stop in a minute, right after I... a.) kill the umpteenth creature, b.) find that missing item, c.) defeat that boss, d.) upgraded my skill, e.) talk to that NPC, f.) all of the above. [Submitted by: Adarra –- Azjol-Nerub]

If you can go to a Blacksmith NPC to get your armor fixed, why can't players who are blacksmith's fix your armor? [Submitted by: Sadiekins -- Dragonmaw]

Is it a bad sign when my banker tells me "The dark times will pass"?[Submitted by: Anonymous]

Siphon Life? 350 mana.
Curse of Agony? 265 mana.
Corruption? 370 mana.
Soulstoning yourself a nanosecond AFTER the bastard dies from your DoT’s and then do the /flex /spit? Priceless.
[Submitted by: Alchiego – Mazrigos]

Siphon Life? 350 mana. Curse of Agony? 265 mana. Corruption? 370 mana. Soulstoning yourself a nanosecond before you get ganked? Priceless. For everything else, there's Fear.[Submitted by: Anonymous]

[Submitted by: Sceaduwe - Ysera]

If you don't know, ask it on Barrens chat. You are bound to get at least 12 different answers and one of the has to be right. [Submitted by: Anonymous]

Auchindoun must be the new Scholomance, nobody can agree on how it's pronounced! [Submitted by: Toetimz -- Malfurion]

Some blood elf vendor told me that everything has a price, how come I can’t sell my Heartstone than? [Submitted by: Rymdblomma]

Is it called Breaking News because it's news that something is broken? [Submitted by:Anonymous]

Why does the flight master in Desolace say good luck when you're taking off? Does he know something I don't?? [Submitted by:Thwaap]

Why dont [Raptor Heads] drop every time from Raptors? I have never seen a headless Raptor. [Submitted by:Anonymous]

Why can't Blood Elves understand Common anymore? Is that something else that blew up with the Sun Well? [Submitted by:Anonymous]

If druids love animals so much... where do they get their leather armor? [Submitted by:Anonymous]

If a Treant falls in the woods, and there is no one around to see it, does it change back into a Night Elf? [Submitted by:CapJack]

Threatening someone with your alt is like getting your big brother to stick up for you.[Submitted by:Naughtyspawn --- Hyjal]

No matter were you die as a ghost the sky is always the same.[Submitted by:Krullthor]

I've heard of 'one size fits all', but plate-mail that fits both Tauren and Gnomes?[Submitted by:Krullthor]

Two things in WoW are a certainty, Death and AH costs. [Submitted by:Anonymous]

Death will cure most negative debuffs.[Submitted by:Phthisis -- Gilneas]

Who in the world steers all those zeppelins and ships? [Submitted by: Anonymous]

Why is it that taurens are always expecting you?[Submitted by: Phthisis -- Gilneas]

Gank the Alt - Meet the Main![Submitted by: Elandas -- Genjuros]

The Blood Elves vendors say they have one of a kind items - they lie![Submitted by:Thjor -- Anetheron]

The Goblin vendor says he has EXACTLY what I need...but he never really does![Submitted by:Nashot -- Eitrigg]

It's not the dying that scares me, it's the repair bill![Submitted by:Nashot -- Eitrigg]

Why do Undead get res sickness? You'd think they'd be use to it by now.[Submitted by:Nashot -- Eitrigg]

Shouldn't Shamans be fined for littering? [Submitted by:Anonymous]

How can the mounts with armor move faster than the ones that don't have any?[Submitted by:Anonymous]

How can undeads ever be tricked by Feign Death? Aren't they expert on the matter?[Submitted by:Lortho -- Anetheron]

Shouldn't Gnomes have to jump to Backstab a Human? [Submitted by:Rewave -- Hydraxis]

How come some of the bosses actually know my name? [Submitted by:Unknown - Runetotem]

Why do we have Local Defense Inside of Instances?? [Submitted by:Gillesderais -- Onyxia]

Is it wrong that I'm feeding bear meat to my bear?" [Submitted by:Dermott --Stonemaul]

Bad treants don't go to hell. They get assigned to a Moonkin. [Submitted by:Riamora -- Scarlet Crusade]

Why do gnomes still bend down to pick up the loot? [Submitted by:Ocenica -- Aerie Peak]

I never thought I would say that being 100,000 XP away from my next level is close to leveling. [Submitted by:Oceania -- Aerie Peak]

Patch Notes - 2.0.6 What does it mean that I've died more from falling in The Exodar than from mobs?[Submitted by:Anonymous]

Patch Notes - 2.0.6 The Stoppable Force, the failed child of The Unstopable Force and The Immovable Object. He took after his daddy's name though. [Submitted by:Anonymous]

Patch Notes - 2.0.6 Pickpocketing : Defeating the Burning Legion one stolen wallet at a time. [Submitted by:Anonymous]

Patch Notes - 2.0.6 I wonder how many sick days have been called in worldwide because of Burning Crusade? [Submitted by:Anonymous]

Patch Notes - 2.0.6 General Notes -Upon entering Zangaramarsh, players will now receive the message "There is NO flight path in Cenarion Refuge." [Submitted by:Anonymous]

Never thought id be trading in warlord gear for greens! [Submitted by: Dauntess]

Why is the Dark Portal bigger in Outlands than in Blasted Lands? [Submitted by: Anonymous]

The greatest reward is not the five thousand experience he'll give you. Nor is it the 500 faction rep he'll lavish upon you. The greatest reward is knowing that when he needed you the most, you HAD that extra roll of toilet paper. [Submitted by: Dalminthya -- Dalaran ]

Why do we have weekly maintenance? Well, those NPCs have to sit down some time![Submitted by: iDiggory -- Illidan]

Forsaken don't die, they just lay down and take a nap.[Submitted by: Zeken]

I was ganked at the Dark Portal Event and all I got was this lousy tabard[Submitted by: Mafan]

When you cast Ressurection on a Forsaken, shouldn't it make them change faction?[Submitted by: Anonymous]

I figured out that all the outhouses are locked - because we are not privy to the information that is stored inside. We are not on the "Need To Go" list.
[Submitted by: Anonymous]

Why don't Tauren have Rogues? They have cow-moo-flage![Submitted by: Erthenian]

I finally finished making the cookies...now where the HELL is Greatfather Winter?[Submitted by: Anonymous]

How can a Felsteed stand in the snow, with its burning hoofs, without melting everything around it ? [Submitted by: MacGywer -- Bronzebeard]

Shouldn't female Taurens have udders?[Submitted by:Mugenyasha -- Eldre' Thalas]

No wonder the dinosaurs went extinct...they never drop their quest items! [Submitted by:Blackhell -- Aegwynn]

The fact that there are only rats on the Ironforge side of the deeprun tram is the clearly proof that dwarfs smell. [Submitted by:Blackhell -- Aegwynn]

If a Charred Ancient falls down in the Stonetalon Mountains and nobody is around, does it make a sound? [Submitted by:Anonymous]

If it's called Conjured Water, where did the bottle come from? Shouldn't it just spill out on the ground? [Submitted by:Anonymous]

If you think getting sheep to level 3 is hard, imagine what the cockroaches in Strat had to go through to get to 50! [Submitted by:Dodgingbull -- Bloodhoof]

How did a sheep get to level 3? [Submitted by:Anonymous]

Why is it that one small furry paw takes up the same amount of space in my bag as Destroyer of Worlds? [Submitted by:Anonymous]

What is the point of having an outhouse in Tarren Mill if you can't get the bloody door open? [Submitted by:Oonah -- Amun'Thul]

1 crystal vial - 5s, 30 Gromsblood - 30g, 10 stonescale oil - 12g, 1 black lotus - 15g. Giving your tank 1200 more health against Nefarian - Priceless. Some bosses are easy. For everyone else, there MasterFlask. [Submitted by:Magilicotty]

The orcs always said the only good human was a dead one, so the Forsakens joined the Horde [Submitted by:Anonymous]

Being ingame after a patch is like being on some really good drugs. Don't believe everything you see! [Submitted by:Magilicotty]

Friends don't let friends drink and instance [Submitted by:Anonymous]

If Hannibal Lecter played WoW, would he only skin humanoids? [Submitted by: Hekkowee]

Why is it you can ride a mount in the Under City but not in Booty Bay? [Submitted by: Hekkowee]

With the company named Blizzard, you'd figured they'd be some ice instance in there. [Submitted by: Hekkowee]

If bats use sound to see things, why is steatlh effective against them? [Submitted by: Hekkowee]

In Uldaman, why is the North Common Hall to the south of the South Common Hall, and vice-versa...? [Submitted by: Yupa - EU Malygos]

Isn't it funny how when you fight Gnolls as an Undead they say "MMMM, more bones to gnaw on!!" [Submitted by: Yupa - EU Malygos]

The day when The Unstoppable Force hit the Immovable Object was the day Chuck Norris was born. (GM Statement)[Submitted by: Yupa - EU Malygos]

You know you've played too much WoW when you actually call your sister by her Toon name.[Submitted by: Hauntedmoon-Scilla]

You know you play WoW too much when you refer to your girlfriend's bra size as AQ40. [Submitted by: Frappuccino - Stormreaver]

Q: What killed the Dinosaurs of Un'Goro? A: The Ice Mage! [Submitted by: Meaka - Perenold]

If there was no one in Stormwind and no one in Ironforge: Would the deep-tram run still run? [Submitted by: Satiran - Gilneas]

When The Unstoppable Force hits the Immovable Object, it may not crash the Server, but a Deathcoil will do the trick.[Submitted by: Anonymous]

If you hit The Immovable Object with the The Unstoppable Force, Will it Crash the Server?[Submitted by: Anonymous]

Priest, oh priest, oh protector of the light. When the darkness comes, you are first to fight. When flesh has been opened, you are there to stitch. It's too bad we all know, you're the raid group's bitch :([Submitted by: Anonymous]

If Tauren are allowed to learn Leathercrafting, then does that mean that Buffalo Bill had 300 skincrafting?[Submitted by: Draycos - Malygos]

/leave lookingforgroup[Submitted by: Draycos - Malygos]

This is the game that never ends, Yes it goes on and on my friends Some people started playing it not knowing what it was And they'll continue playing it forever just because This is the game that never ends....[Submitted by: KittyKiss - Tanaris]

Enough with the home sayings on your Gnome page already![Submitted by: Maeglor - Deathwing]

How Do You Keep Two Gnomes Busy? Sheep One. [Submitted by: Anonymous]

Be it ever so humble... there's no race like Gnome![Submitted by:Kaitlaeryn -- Ice ]

Gnome is where the heart is! [Submitted by: Anonymous]

Oh Lucy... I'm Gnome [Submitted by: Anonymous]

Gnome, gnome on the range,Where the deer and antelope play. Where seldom is heard, an encouraging word and the skies are cloudy all day. [Submitted by: Anonymous]

WoW: The Burning Crusade; Here I was thinking that after spending seconds, minutes, hours and even days of our lives in BrS, BrD and MC, Blizzard would've said we'd seen enough fire… [Submitted by: Angelusz -- Trollbane]

What would you do for an Arcanite bar? (sung to the Klondike bar tune) [Submitted by: Anonymous]

/dance like there's no one watching! [Submitted by: Anonymous]

When it rains  alot in Mulgore is it considered a Taurential downpour? [Submitted by: Banja]

Only blizzard spells Damage wihout a m.a.g.e [Submitted by: Anonymous]

Good Cheese comes from happy Tauren.  Happy Tauren come from Thunder Bluff. [Submitted by: Nimbulus -- Aggramar]

Old Undead Saying- Sometimes it feels like I'm riding a dead horse. [Submitted by: Anonymous]

Am I the only one finding it somehow ironic, that a gnoll says 'Grrrr fresh meat!' when it sees an Undead? [Submitted by: Gothclaw -- Runetotem]

You know you play WoW too much when you drive to Denver today so that you can fly there next week...
[Submitted by: Alyssya -- Kirin Tor]

If taurens could be rogues I'd make one called Cowmooflage... [Submitted by: Kaminari -- EU-Aszune]

It can get pretty hot when mining. Sometimes, I take off a few items of clothing when it gets too bad. Unfortunately, someone caught me doing this and they accused me of strip mining! [Submitted by: Bubbe -- Doomhammer]

The last time I lent my account out to a friend, I woke up to find myself in Tanaris desert without any pants on. [Submitted by: Anon]

I was lookin' for rare mobs in all the wrong places. Lookin' for spawns in too many places. Searchin' Azeroth, lookin' for traces, Of an epic item. Hoping to find an epic and money. I'll bless the day I discover, Spawns - lookin' for loot. [Submitted by: Zebrandia -- Killrogg]

As my mom always said: "If you can't slay anyone nice, don't slay anyone at all." [Submitted by: Wildwind -- Runetotem]

Noob Sauce:  Orange Juice, 3 qts    2 Fresh Newblettes (Squeezed) for juice    Low Fat Yogurt , 1 half ounce  Mix ingrediants in a blender on Frappe for 15  minutes  Served with a side of Molten Core  Madness and a fresh mint leave add sugar too  taste serve cold. [Submitted by: Anon]  

Orphan says: I have heard of this big eye inside a temple in southern Silithus. Could you please take me there? I really want to see it. Please, Please, Please? [Submitted by: Anon]

What are you doing on the computer today? Go take your mother out to dinner, and don't forget flowers! [Submitted by: Anon]

POLL: How do YOU say Draenei [Submitted by: Darqflame]

If Laughter is the Best Medicine, why doesn't LOL cure disease? [Submitted by: chadtheraddad]

I Ain't Gettin' On No Griffon, Fool!! [Submitted by: Akari -- Kul Tiras]

The best new feature in the expansion pack: Tauren-tipping [Submitted by: Verlth -- Bloodscalp]

Scarlet Crusade: We put the Fun in Fundamentalism! [Submitted by: Pretzel -- Spirestone]

After killing a Goretusk Boar in Westfall: "That was one fat pig...it had a two page loot box!" [Submitted by: Adley-- Shadow Council]

There is no cow level... Many seem to disagree: Thunderbluff? [Submitted by: Too Many People]

Did you know: the Undercity contains a Magic Quarter, a Rogues' Quarter, a Royal Quarter, a Trade Quarter, and a War Quarter.  That's right -- five quarters. Those stupid Forsaken can't even count!! [Submitted by: Haans -- Thunderhorn]

Special on Pirate Earrings! A buck an ear! [Submitted by: someone's dad :P]

A Tribe Divided: How will Cindy the Centaur's Gelkis Clan parents react when they discover she is pregnant with the child of her secret Magram Clan lover? Find out next time on a very special Desolace Days! [Submitted by Nettle -- Khadgar]

Ever notice the log in screen for the 1.10 patch "“Breaking News?" With a message basically saying there servers are broken… Coincidence that it is "Breaking" news? [Submitted by: Anonymous]

Here's a taste from an up and coming new artist: (Old Vanilla Ice, Ice Ice Baby remix, WoW style) Rushin' around on the zepplin from Org. Mess with my frost shock you'll end up in the morgue. Love it or leave it I'll skip the foreplay. You'd better silence my casting, this kid don't play. If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it. Check out my Deathbringer while my DJ revolves it. [Submitted by: Cleft -- Skullcrusher] (You can hear (read) the entire song here)

Last night, a bunch of Horde came to Darkshore, then the NPC's fled town and the server crashes. That's when you know they brought the smelly Orc. [Submitted by: Anonymous]

Why is there a Handshaking step when connecting to WoW? Because Blizzard is rolling a die to see if you will have high latency. [Submitted by: Anonymous]

Good priests never die, they just fade away. [Submitted by: Brinkin -- Durotan]

Mounts should come with a warning label : Vanishes with warm or cold water. " Dryclean only." [Submitted by: Megiddo]

I pay more than enough for my *gryph rides, there should be an in-flight movie! [Submitted by: Several people with variation]

The best thing about being an Alliance hunter? That's easy, never seeing a shaman roll on MY armor [Submitted by: Antidrizzt -- Eonar]

Would a hyper-active Tauren be called a "Red Bull?" And if so, would it be able to fly? [Submitted by: Anonymous]

Note to self: [Chuck Norris' Beard] is not a real item. But if it were, you just know it would be an Epic ingredient to create the [Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick]. [Submitted by: Tyrandis -- Bronzebeard]

My mommy always told me not to group with strangers! [Submitted by: Zebrandia -- Kilrogg]

When I'm in Ironforge and I look at the dwarves I think to myself: "How did something this small, build something this big?" [Submitted by: Anonymous]

-- Sub Sandwich with chips: 10.99 -- Pepsi with ice: 2.00 -- HUSBAND and KIDS out of town for the weekend so I can play without interruptions: PRICELESS [Submitted by: Anonymous]

-A large deluxe pizza : $14.99 -A 6 pack of Coke : $3.99 -The wife outta town for two days so I can play WoW  nonstop and without interruptions : PRICELESS! [Submitted by: Anonymous]

You don't want to die with your boots on, it'll increase your repair bill [Submitted by Myxo -- Earthen Ring]

I went down to UC C,C  To see what i could see see see But all that I could see see see Was the bottom of the deep black UC! C? [Submitted by Zebrandia -- Kilrogg]

May the Horde be with you!

...And in the Winter Olympics, we are proud to announce the following winners: Cross Country Skiing--The Tauren Beefies from ThunderBluff hoof their way to a sweep of the 5km and 15 km events. Snowboarding--The Trolls appear to be on their way to total domination of this event. Speedskating--The missing body parts of the Undead give them a distinct weight advantage as they slide around the ice. Curling--Who knew the Orcs could broom? This is Bovinenina reporting from Kaleagos...

Apparently, money in Azeroth is transfered instantly by Western Union. But items, it seems, are sent by way of FedEx. [Submitted by: Anonymous]

My neighbors have banned me from doing raids or rolling on epics... Apparently me dancing on the roof naked is a bad thing. [Submitted by: Chook -- Khadgar]

I don't think there is enough perfume or cologne on Kalimdor to make an undead smell good. [Submitted by: Starrhawk -- Doomhammer]

If I ask an Undead to be my Valentine, does that make me a necrophiliac? [Submitted by: Name not given]

When I was young, all my friends were imaginary -- now that I'm older all my friends are virtual. [Submitted by: WoW Addict]

"Latest news from Blizzard HQs Europe: The Gnome's Mechanostriders are infected with bird flu. So far no civilian deaths, but a few gnomes are undergoing medical tests at the Ironforge Medical Centre." [Submitted by: Akarr -- EU Kor'gall]

When u think of MC get your fire resistance, mages and other nukers better keep your distance, Warrior tanks at the front slashin and mashin, rogues in there too slicin and dicin, some day you will get close, to killin that big tard called Ragnaros [Submitted by: Deadphoenix -- Proudmoore]

Why do they nerf warriors in almost every patch? Because warrior class is intended to take most of the punishment. [Submitted by: Ruuzeri -- The Venture Co.]

Chilling with my Gnomies. [Submitted by: Nefertim -- Kargath]

Does anyone know of a mod that can block a general chat with the words "Chuck Norris" in it? [Submitted by: Name not given]

Leveling a mage is like being Irish: fight, drink, fight drink... [Submitted by: Grutford -- Lightbringer]

A watched Mob never spawns [Submitted by: Name not given]

It got really fuzzy at the new year's eve party, but when I woke up, there was a murloc in bed with me and a wedding ring on my finger. [Submitted by: Mike Agent of the dancing barbarians (+journeyman) Member of the Guild of Free Pedants High priest of liquer-filled chocococolates]

What each class request for the holidays. - Rogue, "Hehe, sharp shiny!" - Mage, "Something to blow up." - Warrior, "A decent taunt." - Hunter, "More stuns and range." - Shaman, "Nothin, we cool." - Druid, "Dual wield." - Priest, "Water summoning powers!" - Warlock, "YOUR SOUL!" - Paladin, "You know, fix that whole dying issue with us."

....Blizzard gave to me: 12 farmers spamming. an 11g repair bill, 10 mages sheeping, 9 night elves dancing , 8 tauren milking, 7 ninjas looting, 6 hours of maintenance, 5 COMBO POINTS! 4 whiny newbs, 3 lag spikes, 2 epic sets, and a city built on top of a tree! [Submitted by: Katria -- Khadgar]

Twelve miners mining, Eleven hunters hunting, Ten rogues-a-creeping, Nine druids dancing, Eight tailors silking, Seven warriors swinging, Six priests-a-praying, Fiiiiive Golden +5 Stamina +3 Agility +2 Strength and +10 Fire resistance Riiiiiiings, Four mages cheer, Three warlocks fear, Two dwarves drunk on their rears, And a skinner with partridge boots for meeeeeee... [Submitted by: Bricabrac -- Dragonblight]

Ogre Tannin Baum, Ogre Tannin Baum, Oh how we love your basket. When we loot, the tannin then, the Ogre comes, with the mallet again. Ogre Tannin Baum, Ogre Tannin Baum, Oh how we love your basket. ( Sung to the tune of, O' Christmas Tree )
[Submitted by: Drosera -- Feathermoon]

All I want for Christmas is to hit sixty, to hit sixty, see to hit sixty. All I want for Christmas is to hit sixty, to hit sixty, see to hit sixty. So I can gank you all X-mas. (to the tune of "All I Want for 
Christmas is My Two Front Teeth") [Submitted by: Name not given]

LFG - Fishing Trip, need 1 person Booze drinking spec required. [Submitted by: Chook -- Khadgar]

Congratulations to WoW for winning the Spike TV Video Game Awards for Best Multiplayer Game, and Most Addictive Game!!! [Submitted by: Endara Telani -- Feathermoon]

Pirate says to the Ninja: Ima gonna ninja yer arrrrse! [Submitted by: Fleven & Darkflame]

Sitting playing WOW, I say to the screen... "How in the world am I gonna kill this??" Wife walks by behind me and says... "Have him spend a Sunday afternoon with you" [Submitted by: Vanallenbelter]

Does anyone else consider it chance that the letters in Tauren also can compose the word Nature? Perhaps there is intelligent design of cows. [Submitted by: Name not given]

"Like an Elixir of Waterwalking over contested waters"  ~Simorc and Garfunkel~ [Submitted by: Hrdcrthammer -- Burning Blade]

Now, I ain't sayin' she's a gold farmer, But she ain't messin' with no blue armor... Yeah, I ain't sayin' she's a gold farmer, But she ain't messin' with no blue, blue... (to the beat of "Gold Digger" by Kanye West) [Submitted by: Khrystalmyth]

What would you get if you crossed a Gnome and an Undead? A Gnome-skull [Submitted by: Kubicki -- Gilneas]

What did the Night Elf do at the disco party? He got his GROVE on! [Submitted by: Brall]

"Don't drink and DPS." This message brought to you by MADD: Mages Against Drunken DPSing. [Submitted by: Shod -- Durotan]

(To The Tune of "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire") Gnomes and Dwarves roasting on an Hordic Fire, Hot Sauce Dripping From Their Toes. Stupid Allies, Walk Into Orgrimmar We Poked Hot Skewers Through Their Nose. Everybody Knows, Blizzard Loves This Carol, Helps To Keep Their Spirits High. Hopefully In My Stocking This Year, They'll Be For Just My 30Gold. [Submitted by: Rogatude -- Hellscream]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! [Submitted by: Alla Admins]

You might be a redneck if... you drink like a dwarf... and look like one too! [Submitted by: Name not given]

The true question is, who ganked first, the Horde or the Alliance? [Submitted by: Demotic -- Shattered Hand]

Where does the Alliance shop for home improvement? Gnome Depot! [Submitted by: Spankster -- Stonemaul]

Directions: Take one Deviate Delight every 2 hours. WARNING: May cause fear, rage, rapid cast, ninja, slime, pirate, or (feign) death. Use only as directed. [Submitted by: Megiddo]

There once was a shaman from Azeroth, Whom everyone called a sloth. But it wasn't so funny, when along came level 20, and POOF, ghost wolf, he's off! [Submitted by: Grum]

I have bad news, I just got killed by some horde... BUT, I do have good news! I just saved money on my mount insurance by switching to Geico! [Submitted by: Nightsbane -- Twisting Nether]

Why did the Orc quit his job? He was a dis-grunt-led employee [Submitted by: Name not given]

Mom, when you see a spider, is that when you send a bug report? [Submitted by: Kailey -- DF's Daughter]

You can stop dancing now, you dropped your funny bone over there. [Submitted by: Name not given]

I love you, You love me. Unless you're flagged for PVP.  With a great big crash, And some crits from me to you. Won't you say you love me too? [Submitted by: Oya]

Blizzard and World of Warcraft are very friendly people! Just yesterday they shook my hand for 6 hours. [Submitted by: Name not given]

Happy Halloween! [Submitted by: Allakhazam Admins]

How many hordes would a Horde Troll horde if a Horde Troll could hoard hordes? [Submitted by: Londyn -- Azjol-Nerub]

PVP Philosophy: I gank. Therefore I Pwn! [Submitted by: Name not given]

"All you need is luck" -Paul McOrcney [Submitted by: Name not given]

As a female Gnome It's kinda ironic for me to get [Flimsy Male Tauren Mask]. [Submitted by: Erinda -- Bloodfeather]

Male Tauren: Hey, with this [Flimsy Male Tauren Mask], I look just like a male tauren! Orc: You are a male tauren! Male Tauren: Duh, it's just a mask, idiot! [Submitted by: Gompen -- Balnazzar]

Mage: "I sheeped the Shaman." Wiseacre response: "But you did not sheep the Deputy." [Submitted by: Name not given]

WoW is cool, WoW is neat... What will I get when I trick or treat? [Submitted by: Halloween Hobbit (Darkflame)]

WoW is much better than real life. An example of this is you can go up women and ask them if you can browse their goods and you don't get a slap. [Submitted by: Name not given]

I'm a domestic tank...I hold "wife' aggro like no other. [Submitted by: Name not given]

Hunter response to warrior song: Feign death, feign death, that's what I'm gonna do.  It's what I'm gonna do then they'll go for you. [Submitted by: Name not given]

A wise man says: "The most fertile fields lie beneath the flight paths." [Submitted by: Raechielle]

Warrior's Song: "Bad pull, bad pull, what you gonna do, what you gonnado when they come for you ?" [Submitted by: Bralkur -- Argent Dawn]

WoW saved my marriage. Now that me and the wife are both addicted, we don't have time for petty arguments. [Submitted by: Name not given]

"Welcome to McWarcraft, how may I take your order?" "Yeah Hi, I'd like a medium Dwarf Sandwich and a Gnome Filet please" [Submitted by: Xorlarrin]

What do WoW players cast on themselves when they are playing online poker? Bluffs. [Submitted by: Hedin/Latal -- Kil'jaedin]

Q: Why are you holding your breath all the time? A: I wanna get blues and purples! [Submitted by: Angelusz -- Bloodscalp]

As an undead, I'm deeply offended by the term "No guts, no glory" [Submitted by: Tedd -- Doomhammer]

Dear Allakhazam, My mother told me that if I played with my Dwarven Hand Cannon I'd go blind. Is that true? -Fizmod [Submitted by: Fizmond]

Why are there Dwarven Magestaffs, but no Dwarven Mages? [Submitted by: Saethir -- Silver Hand]

Pet Rock isn't a new item, I've had one for years. [Submitted by : Who]

Irony: The only thing you can't put in your bank is money. [Submitted by: Alexander]

"Too many Orcs are bad for your 'elf" [Submitted by: Phrozen Heart]

Mother: Eat your greens, son. Son: No! I'd rather disenchant them! [Submitted by: Name not given]

Do warlocks run spell checkers? [Submitted by: Ursula -- Aman Thul]

Famous last words - "What does it mean if his name is in red and his level is ??" [Submitted by: Name not given]

It takes two orcs to make a flame thrower. One to bend over, and one to hold the match. [Submitted by: Rowdy -- Dalaran]

Q: What do you call AFK people on a PvP server? A: A Free Kill. [Submitted by: Name not given]

We're sorry sir, you are only allowed one carrion and one black widow. [Submitted by: Name not given]

If Snoop Dogg played Wow, would his gnome be named Gnizzle? [Submitted by: Name not given]

What happens when The Unstoppable Force hits the Immovable Object? [Submitted by: Name not given]

If I discovered Stormwind the first time I walked there, what are all those other people doing there? [Submitted by: Name not given]

Do cultivated Tauren listen to Moozart? [Submitted by: Name not given]

Everytime you create an alliance character, Thrall eats a kitten. [Submitted by: Name not given]

Every time you create a Horde character, Elune kills a kitten. [Submitted by: Name not given]

Got the new Elvish Presley album? Tracks include all the classics... Blue Suede Lvl 51 Armour Boots...Jailhouse Rockjaw... Love Me Tender Fillet of Frenzy...Blue Moonkin... [Submitted by: Name not given]

What do you get when you cross a Tauren with a Gnome? A Mini-taur! [Submitted by: Icrona -- Hellscream]

Q: What is a centaur's favorite beverage? A: Kolkar Kola [Submitted by: Blackfear -- Daggerspine]

I've been farming so much I should get a tractor as an epic mount. [Submitted by: Medico]

Gorm the Greedy's Ballad
(sung to: Mercedes Benz by Janis JoplinOh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz)
Oh Torm, won't you give me a magical sword, I just got a dagger, that's all I could afford,
but grant me weapon, I'll call you my lord, Oh Torm, wont you give me a magical sword!

Q. What did Dorothy say when her house landed in Tinkertown?A. There's no place like gnomes, there's no place like Gnomes... [Submitted by Name not Given]

Q: What do you call an Orc advertising for a Toilet paper commercial? A: Cha Cha Cha Shaman! [Submitted by Cathende -- Silverhand]

Q: Where does an orc go when he needs a new wardrobe? A: The Orction House. [Submitted by MsChief -- Gurubashi]

Q: Why did the engineer get arrested for drinking? A: Because he was a miner! [Submitted by : Xanathos -- Gurubashi]

Sheepies in the mornin', sheepies in the evenin', sheepies at supper time. When sheepies are on your hotbar, you can have sheepies anytime! [Submitted by: Nomepunter -- Illidan]

Q: What do you call a Devilsaur who knows magic? A: A SAURCERER!!! [Submitted by: Firewall -- Hellscream]

Tongue twister: If Night Elf Noogie knocked Naga noggins how many Naga noggins could Night Elf Noogie knock? [Submitted by: Zkar -- Shadow Council]

"I'm a little ninja short and stout, I grab all the loot and hearthstone out. All the people on ventrillo scream and shout, I'm the warrior in full devout!" [Submitted by: Zalazane -- Crushridge]

Two Taurens are standing in a field and one looks at the other. "Bad news about that mad cow disease, huh?" She says.  Her friend looks back at her and says:  "Yeah.  Good thing I'm a helicopter." [Submitted by: Kalida Aethern -- Feathermoon]

Why is Felheart better than Dreadmist, when a Dreadsteed is better than a Felsteed? [Submitted by: Redshift]

Do Devilsaurs lay Deviled Eggs? [Submitted by: BATA, Shadow council]

If a Orc decides to be a geek, does that make him a Dorc? [Submitted by: No Name Given]

When a Tauren gets hexed and turned into a frog, does that make him a bullfrog? [Submitted by: No Name Given]

Q: Where do tauren go when they die? A: Uddercity. [Submitted by: No Name Given]

"If a Tauren decided to become a rogue, would that make him an Invisibull?" [Submitted by: Kalgomath]

Home is where the hearthstone is! [Submitted by: James]

"Herbalism - So many Herbs, So little Thyme."

I've never seen a Postal Carrier NPC. Maybe they forgot to wear their Mail Combat Armor?

Happy Canada and Independence Days

If Paladin's are "underpowered" why doesn't someone charge them? [Submitted by: Osao -- Tichondrius]

Why is it that we can't all speak the same language, but we can all read the same signs? [Submitted by: Name not given]

What do you get when you give Baron Geddon a sword?   Arm-a-geddon! [Submitted by: Navesa, Argent Dawn]

Orcs that live in glass houses, should have blind neighbors. [Submitted by: Ugor --- Alleria]

Give a man a Mudsnapper and he'll eat for a day, show him where the fishing trainer is and he'll eat forever. [Submitted by: Bucky -- Hellscream]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of an Aquadynamic Fish Attractor? (they look like tootsie roll pops...) [Submitted by: Ciro -- Garona]

In Elwynn Forest, why do wolves attack you but leave the cows alone? [Submitted by: Ethan Meanor]

What do you get when you cross a human and a gnome?  A Dwarf. What do you get when you cross a Night Elf and an Orc?  A Troll. [Submitted by: Donder Greyhoof]

Why does the griffon master tell you to "keep your feet on the ground" before he sends you flying? [Submitted by: Too many to list]

If Night Elves can't choose to be mages, how come one of the mage trainers in Stormwind City is a Night Elf? [Submitted by: Name not given] (we know it isn't a Night Elf :P)

You cannot have slaughter without laughter! [Submitted by: Name not given]

If you are killed by a druid, is that considered death by natural causes? [Submitted by: Leftie of Daggerspine]

When a druid in animal form gets disarmed, does it mean they have been declawed? [Submitted by: No Name Given]

Rage Potion: The cure of the content and lighthearted! [Submitted by: Ellandil of Illidan]

Why does it take 3 days for you to use your Salt Shaker again, does it hurt your wrist that badly? [Submitted by: Drotch]

If an ancient protector falls in Ashenvale Forest, and nobody's around to hear him, does he make a sound? [Submitted by: Bloodmist]

Why is it called "Thousand Needles" when there are only about 50 needles? [Submitted by: Xol]

"Have you ever noticed that there is a sign for SI-7's (secret) headquarters in Stormwind?" [Submitted by: Silverlight]

If you kill and loot a troll, shouldn't they drop ivory because of their tusks? [Submitted by: Name not Given]

WoW: $50. FedEx shipping: $12. Introducing someone you love to an addiction that will consume her soul: priceless. [Submitted by: Benreque -- Argent Dawn]

Why is a gold bar only worth a few silver? [Submitted by: Vexus]

You should be able to skin naga and get nagahide. [Submitted by: Aravaile]

Hoppy Eggster!

Shouldn't Tauren females be able to summon milk? [Submitted by: Name not Given]

How come a Warhorse can't be summoned or used in combat? Perhaps it should be called a Peacehorse instead... [Submitted by: Tramapolean of Uther]

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

How can an undead with no lower jaw, use cannibalize? [Submitted by: Syranthrax]

When you see a Druid change into a seal, Can you then club it? [Submitted by: DVEight]

Shouldn't druids in bear form be able to fish without a pole? [Submitted by: krustyfur]

If the Ogres in Feralas can punt me, why can't I punt a Gnome? [Submitted by: Filterspawn]

With all the coyotes in the Badlands, you'd think you'd see a few roadrunners.

You know you have played to much WoW when the sound of a dog barking makes you jump.

If the undead peons in Ashenvale are level 25, what does that make your level 22 mage?

Does an undead female think to herself, "Why don't my eyes glow like hers?"