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#102 Apr 07 2006 at 3:57 PM Rating: Good
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/p Now you utsusemi. Now you utsu-don't.
/nin "Utsusemi: Ichi" <me>

had to give props to that guy... i mean seriously... the amount of courage it takes to press the button each time.
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#103 Apr 09 2006 at 2:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Here are my summon macros that i used before (at least those i remember)

Carbuncle: A bird...a plane...no it's a Radioactive squirrel!

Titan: I call forth the guardian of whatever!

Ramuh: I summon the master of...uhh...something.

Leviathan: I summon a snake, worm, fish thingy.

Those are at least the ones i can remember now, but before i got in a party with a rdm that also had some strange macros.

Refresh: Need a [Refresh}ment? that will be 5$ [Thank you]^^

Convert: Why do i convert? o.O coz i CAN! [Please][Provoke]!

There were so many...i can only remember those 2 XD
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#104 Apr 09 2006 at 4:25 PM Rating: Decent
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Hehe, I have read some wicked ones..let's see:

"Hey <t>, your mom is on the cover of crackwh*re magazine"
- used by a Ranger; at least the one who pulled the mobs

"I'll defend you guys. For love, glory and the great Kingdom of San d'Oria!!"
- Pld provoke macro, and it wouldn't surprise me if this guy wants to see his gf (provided he has one) dressed up as a mithra.

"The back of the hand hurts huh, {Bio}tch??!"
- Monk, using backhand blow.

"So long suckers, you are on your own now"
- Used by a not so socially skilled thf

And then there were the countless avatar comments who all sound the same basically. One stuck out though, cause it was so un-smn. It was Fenrir's assault macro:

"Hail Fenrir, now go take a dump on <t>'s head"

Oh man...
#105 Dec 28 2006 at 10:09 PM Rating: Default
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What about when your pting in the dunes, or even 20 lvls later you have these tanks with voke mac having <call> in it so you hear mfing <call> like 32 times and hes not used to the 30sec timer. OMG so annyoing.
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#106 Dec 28 2006 at 10:21 PM Rating: Decent
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Drakcoofvalefor wrote:
What about when your pting in the dunes, or even 20 lvls later you have these tanks with voke mac having <call> in it so you hear mfing <call> like 32 times and hes not used to the 30sec timer. OMG so annyoing.


Nice necropost.

EDIT: Necroposts.

Edited, Dec 29th 2006 1:22am by Thevaultdweller
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#107 Dec 29 2006 at 2:52 AM Rating: Good
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This guy necroposts more than I do :)
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#108 Dec 29 2006 at 6:02 AM Rating: Decent
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This thread is made of win.


Quote:
hmm once a DRG asked me if this was a good macro for Wheeling Thrust:

/p "The wheels on the lance go round and round."



Quote:
p I call forth, the divine powers of Alanta <call0>
/wait 1
/em begins to lift the rock from the ground with his power.
/wait 1
/p YESSSSSSSSSSS I FEEL THE BOOOST OF POWAR!<call1>
/wait 1

alt+2
/shout CAN YOU FEEL IT VANADEIL? THIS IS TRUE POWER!
/wait 1
/p GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH<Call2>
/wait 1
/p <Call17>Current power stats:
/wait 1

alt+3
/em power bar [|||||| ] 30%
/wait 1
/em power bar [||||||||||||||||| ] 65%
/wait 1
/em power bar [||||||||||||||||||||||| ] 100%
/wait 1

alt+4
/p NOW GATHER AROUND MY BROTHERANS
/wait1
/p HERE I GO
/wait
/p BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU<Call3>
/wait 1
/ja "Boost" <me>

Alt+5
/p MY NEXT ATTACK WILL NOW DO MORE DMG<Call1>
/wait 1
/em power begins to fade
/wait 1
/em power bar [|||||||||||||||||| ] 75%
/wait 1
/em power bar [|||||||||]40%
/wait 1
/em power bar []0%

alt+6
/p I tried my best, tell me..
/wait 1
/p will i dream <Call10>
/wait 10
/p BOOST MACRO READY
/wait 1
/echo BOOST MACRO READY


These were my 2 fav ones. The second one especially, because i have seen that on numerous occasions and it always cracks me up.

My fav version is:

Quote:
Alt+5
/p OMFG IM GOING SUPER SAYAN!!!!!!!!! <Call1>
/wait 1
/em power begins to fade
/wait 1
/em power bar [|||||||||||||||||| ] 75%
/wait 1
/em power bar [|||||||||]40%
/wait 1
/em power bar []0%


I don't even really know what Super Sayan means ( i think its from some crapy anime) but i still found it funny. There are so many people that use SUPER SAYAN in their boost macro.
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#109 Dec 29 2006 at 4:14 PM Rating: Good
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My pull mcro for COR was:

"Avast ye scurvy <t>, bring yer booty to me mates!"

Everyone loved it, got a few party invites just because of that.
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#110 Dec 29 2006 at 6:52 PM Rating: Good
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Manfri wrote:
I don't even really know what Super Sayan means ( i think its from some crapy anime) but i still found it funny. There are so many people that use SUPER SAYAN in their boost macro.


It's a referance to Dragon Ball Z (or GT), the lamest Anime series evar!

The battles would last like 20-40 episodes, many of which involved them powering up for about 5 episodes, then battling 1-2, then powering up again.

Dragon Ball was fine in the beginning, heck I enjoyed it too a point.
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#111 Dec 30 2006 at 7:29 AM Rating: Good
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I am a super saiyan >.>
#112 Dec 30 2006 at 9:43 AM Rating: Good
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I am a super saiyan >.>

Yea, and I am a Golden Oozaru <.<
#113 Jan 02 2007 at 6:18 AM Rating: Good
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I didn't know that giant ape was actually an Oozaru !

Rate up !
#114 Jan 02 2007 at 9:31 AM Rating: Decent
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I didn't know that giant ape was actually an Oozaru !

/blush What can I say, I watched the show. Long Live Prince Vegeta!
#116 Jan 03 2007 at 10:15 PM Rating: Default
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Talwin the Wise wrote:
/p High and Dry <t>, High and Dry ... {Stone III}!
/ma "Stone III" <t>


Friend of mine had this one:
/p Ever see a White Mage get a heart attack?
/ja "Convert" <me>


I come from a distant server called Fenrir; but i cant resist posting.

the convert macro i had was
/p Provoking <bt> now!!! {call14}
/ja "convert <me>
/p wow, i guess its hard to tank!


(instant WHM heart attack lol)

Edited, Jan 4th 2007 1:18am by Lordofdogs
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#117 Jan 04 2007 at 10:25 AM Rating: Good
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In my Combo macro for mnk I used to put "Let's fighting love!" Only took mnk to like... 14, though. So it shouldn't have been TOO annoying to people.



Maybe.
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#118 Jan 04 2007 at 10:30 AM Rating: Good
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/p You wouldn't like me when I'm ANGRY
/ja "boost" <me>
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#119 Jan 04 2007 at 1:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Man ..... funny thread. Well I habe seen MANY in my 3 years....wish I could remember some more of them. Heres a few....

MNK
/p OMG IMA HIT HARDER BIGGER AND BADDER NOW
/ja "Boost"

MNK
/p LETS SEE IF HE THINKS HE CAN HIT ME NOW
/ja "Dodge"

and yes....he had them all capped

WHM
/p oh...its only a scratch
/ma "Cure 1"

WHM
/p bah....still just a fleshwound
/ma "Cure 2"

i forget all the good ones ><

but the best/worst ever

this guy had a bunch of....
hey....watch me get the target stoned
/ma "stone"

hey...bet i can make the <t> wet
/ma "Water"

hey...i bet the <T> would like a blow
/ma "Aero"

but the worst part.....
all those were /l.....
yes /linkshell
OMG i hated that guy

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#120 Jan 19 2007 at 6:36 AM Rating: Decent
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LOL I remember that blizzard "nipple" macro. It was freaking hilarious
#121 Feb 23 2007 at 8:05 PM Rating: Decent
a few of mine ~>

Raise~ /em Considers necrophilia but decides against it.<(Raise)>

Backhandblow~ Lord pray for the soul of this <t> and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord.
(on 360 and thats all that would fit :/ )

When my roommate first started Ninja his Blade: Rin macro was:
/p Ninja-Kick the F*cking <t>!
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#122 Mar 01 2007 at 2:42 PM Rating: Decent
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i just had to post some since i enjoyed the others

drk macros
last resort "Now where did i put my razors...?"
souleater "Go Go Emo {Ranger}, {Darkness} powers {Activate}!"
berserk "{Dark Knight} {/angry} at the {world}."
ws slice "I wish <t> was my wrist..."


mnk
asuran fists "The 8-hand B*tch{/slap} of Doom!"
boost "Those burritos gave me gas."

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#123 Mar 01 2007 at 3:02 PM Rating: Decent
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This used to be my Convert macro:

/p OH MY GOD! I GOT AGGRO!
/wait 1
/ja "Convert" <me>
/wait 1
/p Just kidding! Convert

You have no idea how many times people would go:

"OMG WTF HIT YOU?!"
"OMFG WHAT AGGRO'D YOU?!"

I love scaring people like that sometimes. >:)
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#124 Mar 26 2007 at 5:58 AM Rating: Decent
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Lol one of my DRG friends has a few of them:

"Here take two [Double Thrust]"
"Oooooh this is gonna hurt [Spinning strikesomething...]"
"Sh*t im getting the hell out of here [Super Jump]"

Lol a few of mine are:

/panic motion
/wait 2
/panic motion
/wait 2
/panic motion
/wait 2 (Constant Taru Dancing Powa)



"Ill give ya the ol one-two! [Combo]"
"Now I can tank....NOT THE FACE! [Dodge]"
"Im like lil bruce lee [One inch Punch]"

Lol
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#125 Mar 26 2007 at 11:06 PM Rating: Decent
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I think I am the only person in the world that others macros don't bother me. What does bother me however, is the lack of important macros.
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