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#52 Jun 14 2005 at 9:04 PM Rating: Decent
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#53 Jun 14 2005 at 11:30 PM Rating: Good
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My Escape macros:

/p OMFGWTFBBQSAUCE!!!!!!!1one LET'S GET OUR CRACKLE STICKS OUT!!!
/ma "Escape" <me>
/wait 2
/p Now let's wait for it to cast...
/wait 3
/p How's the weather?

Worst macros:(some galka)
/em humps <t> from behind.
/ja "Provoke" <t>

Most annoying:(cant remeber who i think was a mnk or something who had a bad rep maybe was a noob in Dunes)
/p With all my power I hold before you I want you to feel my power now or I will
/wait 1
/p Destroy you and all who stand in my WAY!!!!
/ja "Boost" <me>
#54 Jun 14 2005 at 11:43 PM Rating: Good
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**** forgot one I did once

1st cure macro:
I think <t> got a boo-boo!
/ma "Cure" <t>

1st Cure II macro:
Ah snap you're going to need a bigger band-aid of that!
/ma "Cure II" <t>

2nd Cure I macro:
Eat a cookie
/ma "Cure" <t>

2nd Cure II macro:
This is Cure... The sequel! Starring <t>!
/ma "Cure II" <t>

Now they are just "Cure(I-III) >> <t>" Cause people kept asking "What a boo-boo was" and if they "could really get a cookie" -.-
#55 Jun 14 2005 at 11:48 PM Rating: Good
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#56 Jun 15 2005 at 4:39 AM Rating: Good
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Flee Macro For teh win!

/p Time to make like a fetus, and head out! <Flee>!
/ja "Flee" <me>

best flee macro ever~!
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#57 Jun 15 2005 at 6:38 AM Rating: Good
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/p By the power of GREYSKULL
/ja "Berserk" <me>
/wait 2
/p I have..THE POWER
/ws "Tachi:Koki" <t>

i think i even still have that macro somewhere....its not like i have to use koki at all hehe.
#58 Jun 15 2005 at 8:24 AM Rating: Good
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I'm applying for best macro evar! For my buddy Rhen that is. Although he never uses this in XP.

/p Take a look at these!!
/ma "Flash" <t>
/p (.)(.)
#59 Jun 15 2005 at 11:55 AM Rating: Good
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Courtesy of my mnk static... ^^

our PLD: '{Elvaan}{man}in{subligar}! {Flash!}'

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#60 Sep 08 2005 at 12:11 AM Rating: Decent
Isn't the "girding your loins" Chamaan's pulling macro"

/p I'm bringing back a <t>. Gird your loins!

or something to that effect...

#61 Sep 08 2005 at 3:30 AM Rating: Decent
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LMAO - All my OLD macros are still set with sayings and such (some funny and some that I wonder what I was smoking when I thought them up), I've just been to lazy to go and change them since I hardly use them anymore. And I'm too lazy to look them all up atm to type some of the best in so I'll leave you with this one:


/p <Thunder> <Thunder> <Thunder>cats HOOOOOOOOOO!!!
/ma "Thunder" <bt>
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#62 Sep 08 2005 at 12:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Goblin falls to the ground.
You gain 150 xp!
HumeMonk attains level 53!
HumeMonk >> Woooooooot!!!
ElvaanPld >> <Congratulations!>
TaruWhm >> <Congratulations!>
HumeRng >> Wtg!

......
(Mittens hits ctrl-0)
/p <All right!> <Congratulations!> =^.^=
/em does the <Mithra> <Black Mage> <dance> of <joy>!
/panic motion
/wait 2
/welcome motion
/wait 2
/hurray motion


Heh... Am I the only one who has a <Congratulations!> macro?

Sleep macro:
/p <Casting Spell> <Sleep> on <t>. Now might be a good time to <Run away!>

Edited, Thu Sep 8 13:23:56 2005 by mittensvalefor
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#63 Sep 08 2005 at 3:33 PM Rating: Decent
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i have quite a few signature Macros.... but most of them are for my LS, such as my STFU macro, i sometimes use it in jeuno too... it goes like this

/l O/ S
/wait 1
/l <[ ] T
/wait 1
/l / \ F U
kthx.

i also have a FU macro which shows a picture of a guy flicking you off....

/l .-. F U. / \
/wait 1
/l | | | O < O |
/wait 1
/l .-.\ \.-.-. \ ____ /
\ /

i also have a GTFO macro

ctr 1

/l G =====> _______________
/wait 1
/l T ======> | |
/wait 1
/l F ======> | |

ctr 2

/l O ======> | O |
/wait 1
/l NOW ====> | |
/wait 1
/l FOO ====> |_______________|


(thats a door on the right, lol)

if you wanna see these macros just /tell me, go to your mog house, and i'll put "/t <name>" in place of the "/l" hehe

my char. is Foxx by the way
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#64 Sep 08 2005 at 3:51 PM Rating: Decent
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**** it got all messed up ; ; just /tell me if u wanna see it i guess
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#65 Sep 08 2005 at 3:55 PM Rating: Good
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One of my best friends on the server's stealing macro:

/p "What's in your wallet?"
/Steal <t>

God I miss him.

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#66 Sep 08 2005 at 4:01 PM Rating: Decent
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CURING <t> <ANNOYING DEAFENING CALL SOUND1>

please take call and text outta macro's you'll be using over and over again in a time span of three seconds. (. _ .) I cant see Weapon skills and count my shadows with you telling me about how you're taking a bite out of an apple. and then another bite.
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#67 Sep 09 2005 at 11:23 AM Rating: Decent
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Most annoying macros are for sure:
1. Provoke/Pull with a very annoying <call>
2. Utsusemi with a very odd sentence who makes no sense at all... I saw so much weirdo sentence that I can't remember one...
3. BLMs/WHMs who macro all their spells with a /p like "Im going to freeze your ***!", knew a WHM with "Oh **** I Forgot To Heal You! Cure V!".

I party-d one time in Yhoator Jungle, the PLD of the other party who was camping near us had:
/s Come here ya foo! Provoke!
or
/s Red Lotus Blade!

Personally I just macro my Cure Spells. So other WHMs (or other healer in EXP PT) know what Im going to use to cure the tank, and this way, avoid that 2 WHMs throw a Cure V.

Nattack, I met this guy one time, the "For the Republic! For Bastok"... really annoying...

Edited, Fri Sep 9 12:36:43 2005 by LeCochonDinde
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#68 Sep 09 2005 at 12:21 PM Rating: Decent
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LOL, that was bilbo someone i think, He had that shout in his attack macro for months.

Whether he still plays is beyond me.. but you could always tell where he was O_o; Qufim island, fighting gigas, Sauromuge, fighting hill lizards, Garliage, dying to a train of siege bats.


yeah. He was a RDM/WAR, i believe.
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#69 Sep 09 2005 at 2:48 PM Rating: Good
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mittensvalefor wrote:
Heh... Am I the only one who has a <Congratulations!> macro?

You're the only one I've heard of, but it should definitely be more popular.

/cheer Mittens =^_^=
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#70 Sep 09 2005 at 3:38 PM Rating: Decent
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lol... go garuda... i choose you ^^

#71 Sep 10 2005 at 7:35 PM Rating: Decent
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Thanks, Varda! Nice of you to say! ^.^ (Btw, I love this thread! I'm inspired to be a little more creative with my use-'em-once-in-a-while macros!) :D
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#72 Sep 11 2005 at 12:05 AM Rating: Decent
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i dont know if people like my flash macro or not but it goes

hey <t> have you ever seen a naked elvan? "flash"
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#73 Sep 16 2005 at 8:54 AM Rating: Decent
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Going to jump in here with a short story that comes to mind every time I see obnoxious macros.

I used to be in a semi-static with two of my RL friends. We would pick up a RDM and 2 DD's to fill the remaining slots. On a certain evening, we picked up a RDM and DRK, who had /party macros for _everything_ they did. Quite a culture shock for us. (Living in our static bubble.) They even had 2-line /party macros for things like souleater, pulling, /healing, etc... Our retaliation? Converting every macro in our set to the following form:

/p Is it really that time of year already? I think i see SNOWFLAKES!!!
/ma Freeze <t>
/wait <until freeze is about to go off>
/p Looks like a WINTER WONDERLAND!!! <call5>

We actually had so much fun that they were the ones we looked up next time around for exp, and they ended up joining our static, and we became friends and stuff.

The end.
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#74 Sep 17 2005 at 12:07 AM Rating: Decent
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My old monks One Inch Punch macro

/p Here comes the biggest one inch ever!
/ws "One Inch Punch" <t>
#75 Sep 17 2005 at 9:58 AM Rating: Decent
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i used to have a choke macro that was

/p Tell me where the rebel base is
/ma "Choke"

and my buddy hatman, who i dont think p;lays anymore had a cure 2 macro that was

/p Cure 2.. Te sequel! starring <t>
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#76 Sep 17 2005 at 11:49 AM Rating: Decent
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I have a couple some are mine and others are people I know:

1. (Anfernee)chain spell, warp: "Check mate peace out I'll holla"!

2. Raise (Me Ninaf): "Rise my son and instead givith me $7.50 for which to buy some buffalo chicken tenders." (Strong bad)

3. (Lame pun and it's my fault) "Carpe [Dia] baby!"

4. (me also) Invincible: "The white knight always triumphs. I'm [Invincible]
/wait 3
/p Your a looney

5. Provoke: Hi, I was in the neighborhood and OH GOD!!!
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