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#1 Jun 06 2005 at 4:06 PM Rating: Decent
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I thought this would make a rather humerous thread where people can laugh a bit rather then be-littleing one another on any opurtunity we see. So here it is!

I want to hear the dumbest, most humerous, stupidest, besttest, wackiest macros that you guys have heard! Please do not mention the names of those who used the macros... i don't care about the creator i care about the content! Here are a couple i had to put up with recently:

"The power of the christ compells you! Convert!" (guess he was religeous) =/

"This one is for the great kingdom of s'an d'oria! Fast Blade!!!!!" (dunes lol)

"Ouch! That definitly needs some lub sweety. WaterII" (kinda sexual but i lol'd)

And here is one of my own macros, which i will get trademarked because Migrey STOLE it from me!

"This is my slug shot macro" Then i slug away.

But off-course... Migrey just <3 it too much and had to make a "This is my cure one macro" -.-

The origin of the macro is Tharo's brain!!! to not steal it dam you!!!

kk i'm done. Post away :)






Edited, Mon Jun 6 17:08:23 2005 by valtharo
#2 Jun 06 2005 at 4:16 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm pretty sure you all heard that little tarutaru red mage with his macro'd auto-attack shouting "For bastok! for the republic!" x.x he creeped me out on numerous occasions.. not bad though. i dont know if he play anymore.


I also like the "gird your loins!" puller macro.
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#3 Jun 06 2005 at 4:37 PM Rating: Good
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When I play blm people laugh when they see my blizzard macro.

/p This will get your nipples hard! Blizzard on <bt>!
/wait 1
/ma "Blizzard" <bt>
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#4 Jun 06 2005 at 4:38 PM Rating: Decent
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I can't stand people who spam those kinds of macros.. So that's all you see.. Their macro over and over.
But a macro that sticks out in my head, was from a whm who would spam cure through macro and say "Hey <t> take another hit of this Sh*t"
And other macros simiilar to it. Partied with her quite a few times, the macro just got old after awhile. >.<
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#5 Jun 06 2005 at 4:59 PM Rating: Good
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you asked for it...


/p I call forth, the divine powers of Alanta <call0>
/wait 1
/em begins to lift the rock from the ground with his power.
/wait 1
/p YESSSSSSSSSSS I FEEL THE BOOOST OF POWAR!<call1>
/wait 1

alt+2
/shout CAN YOU FEEL IT VANADEIL? THIS IS TRUE POWER!
/wait 1
/p GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH<Call2>
/wait 1
/p <Call17>Current power stats:
/wait 1

alt+3
/em power bar [|||||| ] 30%
/wait 1
/em power bar [||||||||||||||||| ] 65%
/wait 1
/em power bar [||||||||||||||||||||||| ] 100%
/wait 1

alt+4
/p NOW GATHER AROUND MY BROTHERANS
/wait1
/p HERE I GO
/wait
/p BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU<Call3>
/wait 1
/ja "Boost" <me>

Alt+5
/p MY NEXT ATTACK WILL NOW DO MORE DMG<Call1>
/wait 1
/em power begins to fade
/wait 1
/em power bar [|||||||||||||||||| ] 75%
/wait 1
/em power bar [|||||||||]40%
/wait 1
/em power bar []0%

alt+6
/p I tried my best, tell me..
/wait 1
/p will i dream <Call10>
/wait 10
/p BOOST MACRO READY
/wait 1
/echo BOOST MACRO READY


G-primes boost macro...gamefaqs
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#6 Jun 06 2005 at 5:56 PM Rating: Good
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best....macro....ever

/p Boost! <call1>
/ja Boost
/wait 10
then just repeat it every 10 seconds over the course of a 3 hour exp session....you get the picture.
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#7 Jun 06 2005 at 6:09 PM Rating: Decent
My Fast Blade macro:

/p <Insert lame weaponskill macro line here> ... {Fast Blade}!!
/ws "Fast Blade" <t>
#8 Jun 06 2005 at 7:06 PM Rating: Default
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/p {Fishing} <t> <annoyingsound4>


I saw a bard who used song lyrics that expressed the actions her songs did. That was very cool.

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#9 Jun 06 2005 at 7:25 PM Rating: Default
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The problem with Macros that are supposed to be 'cool" is that they are repeated over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

That being said I love to see just neato little 2 hour macros. My Bard 2hour was "Now this is what I call a Juke Box Hero! Soul Voice!". Or my RNG/WAR Provoke Macro in the dunes "Come on pull it together guys. The Ranger just Provoked!"

Now one of the well dumbest macros I ever had was Tachi: Jinpu which is an awesome wind based WS. I went with "An Evil Wind is blowing! Tachi: Jinpu"

Basically all my /ja abiitys are /echo anymore, and my WS are all just "Here I Go! <name>!"

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#10 Jun 06 2005 at 8:03 PM Rating: Decent
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"I choose you Carbuncle!"
#11 Jun 06 2005 at 9:23 PM Rating: Decent
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Uhh... my old fire1 macro was "BURN ************ BURN!!! {Fire}"... then I used it many many months later in a promy party full of rank 10's and changed it very quickly... to nothing.
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#12 Jun 06 2005 at 9:54 PM Rating: Decent
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How about this...

/p {Provoke} >> <bt>
/wait 1
/p {Provoke} 30s
/wait 29
/p {Provoke} {Ready!}
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#13 Jun 06 2005 at 9:57 PM Rating: Decent
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"Ouch! That definitly needs some lub sweety. WaterII"


Hmm wasnt that a mithra blm? i remember back in the jungle with someone using those macros. I think almost all of her /ma spells had a sexual innuendo with it but i forgot the other ones -_-.
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#14 Jun 06 2005 at 10:30 PM Rating: Decent
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OrodrethEM wrote:
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"Ouch! That definitly needs some lub sweety. WaterII"


Hmm wasnt that a mithra blm? i remember back in the jungle with someone using those macros. I think almost all of her /ma spells had a sexual innuendo with it but i forgot the other ones -_-.


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/p It's getting hot in here...so take off all your clothes...{Fire}
/wait 1
/ma "Fire II" <bt>

Something like that?
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#15 Jun 07 2005 at 12:40 AM Rating: Decent
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i can't believe nobody has mentioned it yet...

"HOMIE DON'T PLAY THAT!!! {Provoke} <t>"
#16 Jun 07 2005 at 11:17 AM Rating: Good
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/p provoke <t> "Your mama's so fat it takes TWO Black Mages to Warp her!"
#17 Jun 07 2005 at 11:23 AM Rating: Default
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Quote:
/p provoke <t> "Your mama's so fat it takes TWO Black Mages to Warp her!"


LOL

<3 this thread. Keep em comming, who knows i might give out a 10k reward to whoever makes me laugh the hardest.

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#18 Jun 07 2005 at 11:25 AM Rating: Default
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"This is my slug shot macro"

worst

macro

ever
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#19 Jun 07 2005 at 12:14 PM Rating: Decent
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OH I had the worste one, when I first started blinking as ranger.

/p Call me Blinky
/ma "Utsusemi: Ichi" <me>

or my pull macro

/p Bringing <t> Get the Table Set
/ra <t>

Long been removed from use forever, except for Pixi, she still makes me use them some times. Only macro I really have is for EES

/p CLICK CLICK BOOM <Eagle Eye Shot>
/ja "Eagle Eye Shot" <t>
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#20 Jun 07 2005 at 12:21 PM Rating: Good
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All the dumbest macros contain either <call> or <call1> (except for Escape). <call14> is your friend - it's a nice little ding that gets your attention without ripping your eardrums apart. Anyone I PT with who uses <call>/<call1> macros regularly gets asked nicely to change it, they normally do, otherwise /kick to save everyone from splitting headaches.

No names but:

I knew a PLD who had <call> in his voke macro...all the way past lvl 70 before he quit. I refused to ever party with him. I dunno how his static survived that long without significant hearing loss.

I PTd with a RNG who had <call1> in his pull macro. Refused to change it because he wanted to make sure the PT knew he was pulling. Happily we could all read so /kicked and got someone else without the auditory assault.
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#21 Jun 07 2005 at 12:25 PM Rating: Good
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well...lol

my Dismiss macro for {carbuncle} is..

/p Return forth to your place of orgin or the nearest convienent parallel dimension.{Carbuncle}
/pet "release" <me>
(that is a reference to the movie "ghostbusters"

My macro to summon Carbuncle is...

/p He who Controls the {Carbuncle}..Controls the Universe...
( a bizaar reference to a Movie called DUNE...the orginal quote was"he who Controls the Spice, Controls the Universe"
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#22 Jun 07 2005 at 12:34 PM Rating: Decent
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I PTd with a RNG who had <call1> in his pull macro.


Think that's bad huh Fod?

I PT'd with a ranger in the jungle phase of lvling. He had:

/p Shooting at the <t> <call4>
/ra <t>

Every single time he used ranged attack, you where promted with a <call4> Now, <call4> is not exactly the most discrete <call> in the game, try it for yourself if you forgot what it sounds like =/

After putting up with it for 20 minutes we kindly asked him to remove all /p from his ranged attack macro and he did. Thank god because i don't like having to kick people.

Edited, Tue Jun 7 13:37:17 2005 by valtharo
#23 Jun 07 2005 at 12:37 PM Rating: Decent
/p High and Dry <t>, High and Dry ... {Stone III}!
/ma "Stone III" <t>


Friend of mine had this one:
/p Ever see a White Mage get a heart attack?
/ja "Convert" <me>
#24 Jun 07 2005 at 12:51 PM Rating: Decent
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hmm once a DRG asked me if this was a good macro for Wheeling Thrust:

/p "The wheels on the lance go round and round."


inwardly, i cringed. I actually felt embarassed FOR him.

then again, my old "/p Double yer pleasure with Double Thrust!" was kind of cringe-inducing.

still <3 my old One-Inch Punch macro.

/p This one's for Bruce!!


randompartymember>> Huh? Who's Bruce?
Matic>> /sigh
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#25 Jun 07 2005 at 12:52 PM Rating: Decent
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I've not gotten any complaints about my pull macro:

/p <t> sighted. Readying bow to pull <call20>.
/wait 5
/p WAAAAAA! I've got a <t> on the lineeeee!

<call20> is discreet little *dink* of a noise.
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#26 Jun 07 2005 at 2:08 PM Rating: Decent
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I can hear <call1> with the sound muted. x_x;
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