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#1 May 28 2005 at 2:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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Reading the boards I noticed there was some new drama, which ain't really new to us, lol. But to lighten things up, I wrote a song about it. Loosely based on our server, lol. Rate it or hate it, here it goes.

*Note-If you have "Ice-Ice Baby" on MP3 or CD, play it while you read this. It goes a helluva lot better^^. Ok, I warned ya, LOL



/cue music


Yo if you got CoP, let's kick it!!

Bar's Back Baby, Bar's Back Baby

All right Cray, STFU and LISTEN
Barchiel's back and I just wanna MENTION
I don't~~really care if you hate me
Fact of the matter is you've been a ***** lately
WILL YOU EVER STOP? Yo, I don't know
"Can I have an opinion?!!?" No, cuz j00s a hoe
HoCD, Xtreme, Banished Chronicles and EK
KKG and Soulfire has this to say
/BLIST, Kramer tank da gobs that go boom
While LotB train yo *** with some poisonous mushrooms
DUET, when Meth sings a tight minuet
For all the melee in the party, that's what you get
Rate it or hate it, do you UNDERSTAND?
You better watch out cuz Pokiehl is da MAN
If you got a problem, let Wrip solve it
Check out your LS while Crayola dissolves it

Bar's Back Baby, Bar~chi~el-Is-Back-Baby
Bar~chi~el-Is-Back-Baby, Bar~chi~el-Is-Back-Baby


Now that the party has SET IN
With the Dark, Red, White, Black, Ranger, and PALADIN
Quick to the camp, to the camp no PLAYIN'
Pullin' Gobbies, do you know what I'm SAYIN'?
Pwnin' em; with a bad-*** skill chain
Xellith's MB on the mob was just insane
Shinkyu's TP~~is at 100 percent
We on a roll, it's time to get Chain 10
ROLLIN' on my cho-co-bo
With my beret unequipped so my hair can blow
The n00bies on standby, waving just to say hi
DID I STOP? No--I just rolled by
Kept on, pursuing to the next zone
I did a search to see if I was here alone
The place was packed, bro

So I went to #A01~~RIVERNE SITE, YO!
All the camps taken from Kuftal to Bibiki
"Let's go to Sky" is what they're tryin' to tell me
HATERS, ****** cuz we're so 1337
Hellkid's so badass that he never gotta seek
RAISING~~the dead folks on the ground
Gilsellers MPKing so it's time to go to TOWN
Gunshots~~blastin' all the bots
Choky grabbed his gun--all I heard were Slugshots
FLYING~~through the air so absurd
Paid my 2000 gil, jumped on the bird
Choco-to-Choco, the area's slammed
Tryin' to get away before the scammers try to scam
GM's ON THE HIT, ain't that some ****?
The only thing they say--is "We'll look into it."
If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while HK revolves it

Bar's Back Baby, Bar~chi~el-Is-Back-Baby
Bar~chi~el-Is-Back-Baby, Bar~chi~el-Is-Back-Baby


Watch out, cuz I'm a hysterical POET
Shiva's on the scene just in case you didn't KNOW IT
My town, that's populated by the Elvaan
Mithra's are hot, but hume chicks ain't lame
Your race don't determine your SKILL~~
As you can see Chaithai can get ILL~~
Skill-up parties are a **** of a concept
I make it hawt--and you wanna get WIT DIS
Ace is the cool guy, slice like a Ninja
Cut like a Samurai, so fast, no one can say "WACK"
If humor was a food, I'd sell it by the stack
Keep all the drops when I use my orbs
Like Escape, Utsusemi and any Absorbs
If you got a nice ***, YO, I'll hump it
Check out this thread while my peeps come to <bump> it

Bar's Back Baby, Bar~chi~el-Is-Back-Baby
Bar~chi~el-Is-Back-Baby, Bar~chi~el-Is-Back-Baby


Yo guys, {disbanding party}, {word} to the leader!

Bar's Back Baby, ~oh yeah, he's back~ Bar's Back Baby ~oh yeah, he's back~
Bar's Back Baby, ~oh yeah, he's back~ Bar's Back Baby ~oh yeah, he's back~





The album drops on the 3rd~~!!!





Edited, Sat May 28 04:02:55 2005 by BarchielReturns
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#2 May 28 2005 at 3:15 AM Rating: Default
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please stfu
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#4 May 29 2005 at 12:54 AM Rating: Decent
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Rate it or hate it, do you UNDERSTAND?
You better watch out cuz Pokiehl is da MAN

I feel so loved. /sniff

Edited, Sun May 29 01:59:34 2005 by Pokiehl
#5 May 29 2005 at 3:24 AM Rating: Decent
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lol
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#6 May 29 2005 at 6:59 PM Rating: Default
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thats foking ******** im not in ur rap.
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#7 May 29 2005 at 7:40 PM Rating: Decent
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LOL,I ******* LOVED THIS RAP,i sat here an actually laughed at a musicless rap. the best part is the chocobo cost 2k,lol,i thought that was sooo funny.Thanks for giving me a ood laugh.
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#8 May 29 2005 at 7:42 PM Rating: Decent
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lol gets better every time

Edited, Sun May 29 20:46:37 2005 by sunkentein
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#9 May 30 2005 at 12:20 AM Rating: Decent
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someone has too much time on their hands...besides the game of course
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#10 May 30 2005 at 5:26 PM Rating: Default
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"sniff" if I wasn't under default, I would rate you up. ^^
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#11 May 31 2005 at 10:13 AM Rating: Default
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You obviously have way too much time on your hands.

How did a post about me looking for a new linkshell, and explaining my side "of the story" result in so much floods of pure hate and stupidity over a game? Either way, I still sleep fine at night. I really feel sorry for the lot of you that have such a big thing against me. My only flaw is I speak my mind and am not afraid to tell you things you never would want to hear.
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#12 May 31 2005 at 10:36 AM Rating: Default
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BarchielReturns wrote:
Yo guys, {disbanding party}, {word} to the leader!


I'm stealing that for the next time i disband...

:P

Edited, Tue May 31 11:36:51 2005 by doomygir
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#13 May 31 2005 at 10:56 AM Rating: Decent
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OMFG Barch, i am laughing so hard i cant even type this reply !!!!

You know the sadest part is i didnt need the Vanilla Ice music, i just plyaed it in my head while i read it :(


A big FN rate up for you barch.

You know what makes it even funnier is that people posted stuff defending themselves. I guess it just goes over some peoples heads the irony in this lol.

Ok next rap need to be that bad boys 3 rap shiva style.

*Shake your choco feather*

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That's n00bspeak. Pg 203 of the N00bonics-English translation book. Translation- Dude! The black mage just made us Dhalmel Steaks with his Firaga III spell. Nice!

#14 May 31 2005 at 11:11 AM Rating: Decent
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/BLIST Kramer
**** Bar, I told you I would pay you back for those earth crystals, why do you have to get your panties all in a bunch?

Edited, Tue May 31 12:13:44 2005 by LionsFan
#15 May 31 2005 at 6:21 PM Rating: Decent
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"Can I have an opinion?!!?" No, cuz j00s a hoe
HoCD, Xtreme, Banished Chronicles and EK
KKG and Soulfire has this to say
/BLIST, Kramer tank da gobs that go boom


LOL, /BLIST has a comma after it. That's the action that those LS's will do to Cray. I wouldn't blist you bro. I don't care about the Earth Crystals anymore^^. But you still owe me some Rabbit Hide...
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#16 May 31 2005 at 6:35 PM Rating: Good
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You obviously have way too much time on your hands.

How did a post about me looking for a new linkshell, and explaining my side "of the story" result in so much floods of pure hate and stupidity over a game? Either way, I still sleep fine at night. I really feel sorry for the lot of you that have such a big thing against me. My only flaw is I speak my mind and am not afraid to tell you things you never would want to hear.


I'm sorry Cray, but you are just too easy. Your story has more "sides" than an octagon.
I'm sure you sleep fine at night, hehe, I won't go there. But I have to disagree with your
flaw. I don't think it's that you speak your mind, I think you have "foot-in-mouth" disease.
Everytime you open your mouth, you put your foot in it. LOL, how do those Nikes taste? Anyway, good luck finding an LS... >.>

Edited, Tue May 31 19:35:50 2005 by BarchielReturns
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#17 May 31 2005 at 8:28 PM Rating: Good
quite clever. I give you a rate up on effort alone.
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#18 Jun 01 2005 at 12:05 AM Rating: Good
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Weeee I get tp LMAO. Hey Bar where ya been i haven't seen u on your usual hump runs through lower jueno lately.
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#19 Jun 01 2005 at 2:29 AM Rating: Good
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Sup bro, I've been busy lately...but I know one thing...


BAR'S BACK BABY!!!!

lol
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#20 Jun 01 2005 at 8:09 AM Rating: Decent
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ohhh bar!! 1/2 lvl till I can get my 1st AF1 thingy!!!! *squeals*
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#21 Jun 01 2005 at 8:15 AM Rating: Decent
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Lefien, I give you a rate up alone on choice of Avatar, as Crayola would say (stolen from Paris Hilton)- Thats Hott!!
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#22 Jun 01 2005 at 10:48 AM Rating: Good
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Lefien, I give you a rate up alone on choice of Avatar, as Crayola would say (stolen from Paris Hilton)- Thats Hott!!


Come now proroc get with the itmes lol.

Its

Hawt

and nicole richie says it lol.


Ohh i forgot, i know why lefein has the lesbians in his avatar too lol.


Edited, Wed Jun 1 11:50:03 2005 by acepod
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*****OMFGWTFBBQ?!*****
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That's n00bspeak. Pg 203 of the N00bonics-English translation book. Translation- Dude! The black mage just made us Dhalmel Steaks with his Firaga III spell. Nice!

#24 Jun 06 2005 at 1:29 PM Rating: Good
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Wow very fun. I dont get the chorus though. Ice, Ice Baby is 3 syllables. How do you fit Barchiels back baby in replace of that? Thats 4-5 syllables depending on how you pronounce it.

Very fun nonetheless.

Love the reply about (little text: Most of) LotB doesnt MPK.

Crayola got owned.

Disappointed Im not in it. Even if it was bad things about me, I wouldve loved it and laughed. If only Crayola could learn to mature enough to laugh at jokes against herself.

Ice, ice, Taru wouldve been a cool refrain possibilty too.
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#25 Jun 06 2005 at 2:06 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh, the "Bar~chi~el-Is-Back-Baby" replaces the
"Va~nil~la-Ice-Ice-Baby."

Sorry I didn't put you in, but I can make another song with you in it if you like^^. Perhaps, Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen this time? Hehehe, something fun or different.

Can you see it?

Is this the REAL LIFE
Or FINAL FANTASY...
Now logging on, I need a
Break from reality...


Hmmmm, I might do it!^^ Hahahaha. Any requests?
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#26 Jun 06 2005 at 10:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Check out this thread while my peeps come to <bump> it


*Bump*

Im shocked at how fast this fell from top of thread list. Easily the best post on Allakhazam Shiva forum since as long as I can remember.
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