Interesting idea. Here are some contributions.
You might be a red-noob if...
... your idea of farming involves a sword and an area full of little critters.
... your house is decorated with rusty buckets and you think you're living high on the hog (or is that mog?).
... you turn down a quest, get titled a Total Loser, and think that's an improvement.
... you've ever rented a chocobo, traveled to a campfire, and had yourself a good meal.
... you've ever brought your pit-bull to a Mithra picnic just to see what would happen.
... you look at a Quadav and think that it would make a mighty fine soup.
... when you look at a funguar, you either think of peyote or chocolate covered grasshoppers.
... you ever drank too much then took off all your armor and ran through town shouting at the top of your lungs.
... you'd rather go fishing for crawdads than moat carp.
... you take a ride on an airship just so you can spit over the railing.
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