Wish granted, but since you did not go to work, the person you despise the most at your job got a huge promotion that was origionally going to you and now he is your new boss.
I wish the VIkings would win the Superbowl
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I wish I didn't like green eggs and ham...lol
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I wish I didn't like green eggs and ham...lol
Edited, Fri Oct 28 11:56:39 2005 by UNCTGTG
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Wish granted, you now like purple eggs and ham.
I wish Brusselsprouts did not taste so horrid.
I wish Brusselsprouts did not taste so horrid.
Wish granted..
Brusselsprouts now turn into big fat hairy women.
I wish I had all jobs at 75
Brusselsprouts now turn into big fat hairy women.
I wish I had all jobs at 75
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Wish granted....
You are now 90 years old with tunnel vision from staring at a monitor your whole life which also gave you a huge tumor in your head from the small ammount of radiation monitors emmit and your head is now flat because they had to reomve 50% of your brain and you can no longer control any bodily functions and can only sit and staare at the screen for your remaining days because it took you that long to get all your jobs to 75. :D
I wish something besides cockroaches would survive if humans went crazy and blew the world up.
You are now 90 years old with tunnel vision from staring at a monitor your whole life which also gave you a huge tumor in your head from the small ammount of radiation monitors emmit and your head is now flat because they had to reomve 50% of your brain and you can no longer control any bodily functions and can only sit and staare at the screen for your remaining days because it took you that long to get all your jobs to 75. :D
I wish something besides cockroaches would survive if humans went crazy and blew the world up.
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I wish something besides cockroaches would survive if humans went crazy and blew the world up
Wish granted.
You are now Cockroaches dinner.
I wish this wasn't such a fun game.
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I wish this wasn't such a fun game.
Wish granted. This game now is extremely dumb but yet you still it play it because you are an addict and to not play it is like scraping your body with a cheesegrater for eternity.
I wish farts did not smell bad.
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I wish something besides cockroaches would survive if humans went crazy and blew the world up.
Wish granted. However it happens to be you and you are made blind, deaf, mute and crippled by the blast. The cockroaches crawl over your body and nibbble away at you while you are unable to move or even scream in agony for the nine days it takes for you to die.
I wish for world peace.
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I wish for world peace
Wish granted. now you are everyone's slave.
I wish for FFXI peace
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I wish farts did not smell bad.
Wish granted. However you now enjoy smelling people's farts so much that you contract colon cancer in your nose, it spreads to your brain and you die.
I wish for Junk food that was good for you.
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I wish for world peace.
Wish granted...
The world is now at peace and people decide to destroy every weapon on earth so peace will never again be disturbed. Two months later aliens invade the planet and destroy everyone and everything and then proceed to smoke Snoop Dogg's ashes to try and get high.
I wish my cell phone had free service and got reception everywhere and could never give anyone cancer and still fit in the palm of my hand.....
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I wish for Junk food that was good for you.
Wish granted, junk food now tastes like donkey crap.
I wish be able to travel back in time to any point I want to.
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I wish be able to travel back in time to any point I want to.
Wish granted. However your time machine breaks the moment you arrive stranding you there forever. Since you do not understand the language, customs, or behavior of the time you are sold into slavery to a 6' 11" hulk of a man named "Urglai" who uses you as a servent and to make up for all the sweet lovin he's been missin'.
I wish my boss would quit.
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I wish my boss would quit.
Wish granted, your boss quits. He is replaced by Arnold Schwartzenager and the new Governer of California is Kermit the Frog.
I wish they would come out with another sequal to Myst.
Wish Granted. It's called Myst V and is PC only. Unfortunately your PC is so underpowered you will never be able to run it and can only stare at the box longingly.
I wish I knew what all those things people say tastes like chicken REALLY tasted like.
I wish I knew what all those things people say tastes like chicken REALLY tasted like.
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Wish Granted. It's called Myst V and is PC only. Unfortunately your PC is so underpowered you will never be able to run it and can only stare at the box longingly.
I already beat Myst V. I want a 6th man. :D
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I wish I knew what all those things people say tastes like chicken REALLY tasted like.
Wish granted...
You find out they must have a strange taste because to you it all tastes like ***** of every mamal all mushed together. Even worse, you are tansported back in time and you are sitting at the dinner table with a plate of this is front of you and your mother will not unlock the chains untill you eat everything on your plate which you mistakenly loaded rediculously full thinking it would all taste like chicken.
I wish that computers could think for themselves but still be under our control that way they could write their own programs and games and we could get paid to play them. :)
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I wish that computers could think for themselves but still be under our control that way they could write their own programs and games and we could get paid to play them. :)
WIsh granted, all that time sitting in front of the computer destroys our sexual organs & we get fat from sitting on our tushes so much. Fat & never ever being able to have nookie. LIFE SUCKS.
I wish everyone I knew had Myspace.
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I wish everyone I knew had Myspace.
Wish granted, now all everyone you know has a myspace account, only they want everyone they know to have one too. Pretty soon everyone in the world has a myspace accout and the myspace servers simply cannot handle it. The servers crash and Myspace does not exist from that point on. NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
I wish Listerine was more tolerable to use.
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I wish Listerine was more tolerable to use.
Wish granted buit now you are an alcoholic reduced to chugging Listerine to get drunk.
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