Your post was dripping with venom and contributed nothing. It really wasn't even that funny. That's why I said what I said. There was absolutely no call for your attitude, and it saddens me that someone can ask a very specific and on-topic question, and get a reply like "so basically you have no clue why you made this thread" and "if you want a DNC to touch you inappropriately at night" and "if you want to talk about the trials and tribulations of dancing, good luck".
And the OP didn't so much contradict himself as change his intention in the face of the ridicule he was getting for asking the question (see your posts, and some of the others). I don't blame him one bit for changing his position.
i'm not sure what the most charming things about your posts in this thread are... i'll go with "misguided internet white knight silliness".
the question was "any DNC ls" and the answer is "no". OP got what they wanted. people who need to turn every interaction into some kind of emotional production are such a joke.
p.s. i think i do speak for the majority of the server when i say that job-linkshells stopped happening in like 2005, except the stray BST linkshell (which is really an event linkshell anyway). i don't know if that makes you sad, but it happens to just be true. myself, i have no emotional attachment to the question or its answer.