As someone who hasn't followed either Naruto or Bleach in quite a long time, I find it funny that that synopsis made so much sense.
I've just been clicking into this thread since I heard about Naruto/Sasuke were dying or something. I'm still confused about what's going on. It's been weeks.
And the fact that a potential death scene could be stretched through weeks and weeks is no surprise, with Kishimoto.
I still haven't forgiven him for that **** "You have to die..." [two weeks later] "...as a human" piece of ****
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
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