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#1 Jun 17 2008 at 2:14 PM Rating: Good
so me and a bunch of guys go to New Orleans for my wife's sister's fiance's bachelor party. first of all, he's a cop, and so he has cop friends. so here we were, a bunch of cops and an engineer tromping around Bourbon Street. i figured at least if we got into trouble, we would have to do something REALLY bad. there's a cop discount to get into all the strip clubs, and everyone else was a cop, so i pretended i was also a cop to get in, which i'm still wondering the legal ramifications of doing so.

it was getting late, and i had bought the bachelor two or three lap dances, everyone else had gotten a couple, so i figured it was time to snag me one before the night was over. so i opted for this little asian chick that had been kinda hanging out with us at Larry Flint's Barely Legal (no i don't have a thing for asians girls, she just happened to be one of the better looking girls and have real tits).

We go to the back area, i pop in my $30 and she proceeds to give me my lap dance. now it's pretty late, close to four in the morning. she's acting kind of goofy, and just as i'm getting into the...uhhh..ambiance....she bust out with "i saw the incredible hulk movie today!"




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i won't tell you what i wanted to say, and i tried to ignore it at first, but this was one of many mood killing outbursts, so i mentioned that i was thinking about seeing it, then she started chatting about it and the iron man movie (i had seen) and other similar movies (the avengers, nick fury, etc). then she starts talking about comic books and the x-men origins series and such (i don't read comic books). i mean, it's pretty cool this chick was into all this stuff, but i don't want to talk about it when you have your boobies in my face.

the red light comes on, lapdance is over...and i felt somewhat cheated. we did chit chat about what games each other played and type. she said she was into RPG's (she mentioned eternal sonata, but i don't do Xbox) and some other things. we chatted for about 10 minutes, then i realized i'm in a strip club talking to a stripper about video games and decided to bid her farewell and go back to feeding ones into the thongs of other strippers and paying $9 a beer (yeah, i'm not exaggerating).
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#2 Jun 18 2008 at 10:03 AM Rating: Good
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Cooterbrown wrote:
i won't tell you what i wanted to say,



PM plz.
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#3 Jun 18 2008 at 11:45 AM Rating: Good
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man you got ripped off, should have just told her to shut up and grabed a boob.
#4 Jun 19 2008 at 10:44 AM Rating: Decent
enpitsu wrote:
man you got ripped off, should have just told her to shut up and grabed a boob.
Classy.
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#5 Jun 19 2008 at 6:30 PM Rating: Decent
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enpitsu wrote:
man you got ripped off, should have just told her to shut up and grabed a boob.
Classy.
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#6 Jun 19 2008 at 8:34 PM Rating: Good
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Cop's get discounts at strip clubs there!

Maybe I should start thinking about moving...
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#7 Jun 20 2008 at 5:05 AM Rating: Good
Rick's Cabaret was free. Larry Flint's i think is normally $20, it was $5. it was nice being a cop for the night...even though i didn't get to rough anybody up.
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#8 Jun 21 2008 at 9:53 PM Rating: Good
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next time get her number and when the game you are playing frustrates you to no end, grab a boob and all will be well in the world again....

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#9 Jun 22 2008 at 9:52 AM Rating: Good
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Younglink i got a random ass email from you saying: "play this free game" but the link was dead. wtf mang?
#10 Jun 22 2008 at 8:42 PM Rating: Good
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yeah...everyone in my e-mail got that... multiple times. It has since been fixed... sorry bro

Edit: I just realized that my post sounds like the link was fixed. Actually, the e-mail was not sent out by me, it was sent out by a program that took control of my e-mail. I have since smashed that bug into the ground and ate it.

Edited, Jun 23rd 2008 8:32pm by Younglinkxi
#11 Jun 23 2008 at 8:44 PM Rating: Good
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lol nice. I thought that maybe your account was jacked and sending out sh*t. heh
#12 Jun 23 2008 at 9:31 PM Rating: Good
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yeah. It happens.... On a separate note, um, I got nothing.

#13 Jun 24 2008 at 6:20 AM Rating: Good
boobs
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#14 Jun 24 2008 at 7:07 AM Rating: Decent
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Cooterbrown wrote:
boobs
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Thris the WARRIOR.

Apessius wrote:
Apessius>> (Experience Points) is such a cockblocker.

Square Enix actually wrote:
Comfortable, fuss-free adventuring for all players is one of our biggest priorities.
#15 Jun 24 2008 at 9:02 PM Rating: Good
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i wish I gotz those.
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