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#1 Feb 28 2008 at 10:52 AM Rating: Good
[:motorboat:]
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#2 Feb 28 2008 at 10:54 AM Rating: Good
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Smiley: confused ...
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#3 Feb 28 2008 at 11:44 AM Rating: Good
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You motorboatin sonofabitch, you.
So a hot older woman made you feel her cans?
Stop crying like a little girl.
Try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole **** family.









A cookie to anyone who knows I'm coherant.
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#4 Feb 28 2008 at 1:01 PM Rating: Good
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You motorboatin sonofabitch, you.
So a hot older woman made you feel her cans?
Stop crying like a little girl.
Try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole **** family.









A cookie to anyone who knows I'm coherant.
i get you


i ate hooters for lunch and had motorboatin' on my mind...
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#5 Feb 28 2008 at 3:27 PM Rating: Decent
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your hooters must be way better than the ones we have here... I swear they hire based on large asses and not large chests.

Personally not a big chest kinda guy, I've had everything from A cup to a 48 DD, I like the little ones that don't get as much attention :)
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#6 Feb 28 2008 at 4:35 PM Rating: Good
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This is a good thread. Smiley: nod
#7 Feb 28 2008 at 8:54 PM Rating: Good
This is a thread about boobies.

I mean really, who loses?
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#8 Feb 29 2008 at 4:06 AM Rating: Good
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It's like the Bat signal.

But with *******.

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#9 Feb 29 2008 at 5:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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#10 Feb 29 2008 at 5:26 AM Rating: Good
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I believe I deserve the cookie.

That quote is from "Wedding Crashers"
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#11 Feb 29 2008 at 9:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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I believe I deserve the cookie.

That quote is from "Wedding Crashers"
i already told him i get him, so i know it, which is actually where i was going with the thread in the first place. i already ate the cookie...you may find some crumbs in your mom's bed.

woah...did i just go there....a yo momma joke?

and where have all these guys from other servers come from? was it the mention of HOOTERS?

so many questions. so little time.



Edited, Feb 29th 2008 11:38am by Cooterbrown
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#12 Feb 29 2008 at 11:21 AM Rating: Decent
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This week on "Yo Gabba Gabba"...;

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#13 Feb 29 2008 at 11:32 PM Rating: Good
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Cooterbrown wrote:
[quote=MojoVIII]
and where have all these guys from other servers come from? was it the mention of HOOTERS?


our boobie senses were tingling in the WAR forum...
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#14 Mar 02 2008 at 8:35 AM Rating: Good
MojoVIII wrote:
Cooterbrown wrote:
and where have all these guys from other servers come from? was it the mention of HOOTERS?


our boobie senses were tingling in the WAR forum...
ah...now it all makes sense...of coarse, mine only goes off when real boobs enter my range.
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#15 Mar 02 2008 at 10:21 AM Rating: Good
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I'm going to change my name to Hooterbrown.
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#16 Mar 05 2008 at 1:09 PM Rating: Decent
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notpandapants wrote:
You motorboatin sonofabitch, you.
So a hot older woman made you feel her cans?
Stop crying like a little girl.
Try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole **** family.









A cookie to anyone who knows I'm coherant.
Good quote, fail movie. Smiley: nod
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#17 Mar 06 2008 at 3:05 PM Rating: Good
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Wedding Crashers was an awesome movie. Anyone else think the crazy chick was hot?

lol @ @#%^ bear.

Edit:

lol @ filter.

Edited, Mar 6th 2008 3:06pm by Corthaemus
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#18 Mar 06 2008 at 3:31 PM Rating: Good
yeah, something about the crazy chick turned me on...
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#19 Mar 06 2008 at 3:38 PM Rating: Good
woohoo!!

HOOTERS 2008 Calender!!
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#20 Mar 07 2008 at 12:00 AM Rating: Good
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some of those are **** ugly.
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#21 Mar 07 2008 at 6:25 AM Rating: Good
superawesomevillainsforever wrote:
Cooterbrown wrote:



some of those are **** ugly.


yeah, but some of them are freakin' HOT!
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#22 Mar 07 2008 at 10:50 PM Rating: Good
Cooterbrown wrote:
superawesomevillainsforever wrote:
Cooterbrown wrote:



some of those are **** ugly.


yeah, but some of them are freakin' HOT!


that sure is a hoot, coot.
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#23 Mar 10 2008 at 6:06 AM Rating: Good
ok, i need more sleep...i was just trying to scratch the period off of my period/delete key on my number pad thinking it was a speck of dirt or something....
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#24 Mar 10 2008 at 9:44 AM Rating: Good
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ok, i need more sleep...i was just trying to scratch the period off of my period/delete key on my number pad thinking it was a speck of dirt or something....


isn't period delete another term for pregnancy?

Edited, Mar 10th 2008 1:44pm by superawesomevillainsforever
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#25 Mar 10 2008 at 1:38 PM Rating: Good
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#26 Mar 10 2008 at 2:11 PM Rating: Good
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Cooterbrown wrote:
ok, i need more sleep...i was just trying to scratch the period off of my period/delete key on my number pad thinking it was a speck of dirt or something....


isn't period delete another term for pregnancy?
or menopause.




from now on, i will no longer call that key a delete key...or a decimal key...or a period key...

that is now the "menopause key"

Edited, Mar 10th 2008 5:12pm by Cooterbrown
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#27 Mar 10 2008 at 5:16 PM Rating: Decent
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The Hooters callender is indeed not very great, we print and bind it where I work >.<
#28 Mar 10 2008 at 8:38 PM Rating: Good
Cooterbrown wrote:
superawesomevillainsforever wrote:
Cooterbrown wrote:
ok, i need more sleep...i was just trying to scratch the period off of my period/delete key on my number pad thinking it was a speck of dirt or something....


isn't period delete another term for pregnancy?
or menopause.




from now on, i will no longer call that key a delete key...or a decimal key...or a period key...

that is now the "menopause key"

Edited, Mar 10th 2008 5:12pm by Cooterbrown


menopause key powers ACTIVATE!
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#29 Mar 12 2008 at 6:53 AM Rating: Good
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Smiley: confused ...


step by step guide on how to properly motorboat NSFW (not nude...just...)
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#30 Mar 12 2008 at 9:04 AM Rating: Good
a true vortex of cleavage that one could fall into and never come out again.
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#31 Mar 18 2008 at 5:11 AM Rating: Default
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So, is being a Line Cook at a Hooters in anyone else's 5 year plan?

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#32 Mar 19 2008 at 11:25 PM Rating: Good
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Hmmm... for some reason the colors on this page are slightly different from what I remember.

Hooters are always nice.

Now I'm hungry. **** it!
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#33 Mar 28 2008 at 12:30 AM Rating: Good
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how dare you people have a boob thread without me?!
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#34 Apr 06 2008 at 5:51 PM Rating: Good
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mmmmmm.... boobs....
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#35 Apr 07 2008 at 5:22 AM Rating: Good
heh...took clients to hooters last week...it was grand
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