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#1 Aug 27 2007 at 4:52 PM Rating: Good
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So I have be up here in Cheyenne for almost two months now. I figured it was about time for a hair cut.

I had really been putting it off because I was dreading having find someone new to cut my hair. The in ability to just wake up, throw something on, and head to work was getting more and more held up do to the hair. Sadly not one person at work could recommended someone for me. Apparently there wives cut there hair. Is that what having a significant other is for? I guess I have been missing out. Either way it was time for a hair cut.

Being the lazy guy I am I stopped at the first place I saw on my way back from work. I really should have just kept driving. It cost me 12 bucks and my "fade" looked like the ***** cutting my hair was going through crack withdrawals. A blind, one handed, midget could have done a better job than her. After three attempts to fix it I gave up.

I then told her in so many polite words that she wasn't going to be paid for it. I was clearly not happy with the job and at this point most businesses would have expected that, apologized and I would have been on my way. Unfortuently I wasn't so lucky. This wonderful lady thought she had done a perfectly good job and I didn't pay she would call the police. She then proceeded to walk out side and get my license plate number.

I wish I had taken a picture for you. My fade had about a 3 in difference from one side of my head to the other. Not to mention the back had some lighting blot thing going on. In any normal situation I would have held my ground, but this lady had same look that I would get when I used arrested drunk and crazy hobos back in El Paso. So I took it as lessoned leared and won't be going back there.

I am now broke and I also don't have any clippers or trimmers of my own to fix it. I do how ever have plenty of razors.

I don't know how you do it Corth. My head feels all cold and naked now.
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#2 Aug 28 2007 at 2:41 AM Rating: Decent
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I always feel butchered after I get a haircut, no matter how good/bad the job Smiley: frown
#3 Aug 28 2007 at 5:40 AM Rating: Good
you should've told her "*****, I AM the police!!" and backhanded her.


i've had my hair cut by a blind, one handed midget, and it wasn't that good.
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#4 Aug 28 2007 at 6:02 AM Rating: Good
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Slight correction Coot:
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you should've told her "*****, I AM a Federal Agent!!" and backhanded her.


I thought about it for a second. Chances were if she did call I had probably already met the guy. Figured the sooner I got out of there the less of a headache I would have.
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#5 Aug 30 2007 at 2:22 PM Rating: Good
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Kyo wrote:
I don't know how you do it Corth. My head feels all cold and naked now.
lmao it took me a min to get that. I R slow.
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#6 Aug 30 2007 at 7:15 PM Rating: Good
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Corthaemus wrote:
Kyo wrote:
I don't know how you do it Corth. My head feels all cold and naked now.
lmao it took me a min to get that. I R slow.
Did I ever tell you that I named my pet cat in lolwow in your honor, Emos?
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#7 Aug 31 2007 at 7:36 AM Rating: Decent
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You can have a pet cat in WoW? :O
#8 Aug 31 2007 at 9:54 AM Rating: Good
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Sillygooose wrote:
You can have a pet cat in WoW? :O
You can.
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#9 Aug 31 2007 at 9:56 AM Rating: Good
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Mia wrote:
Did I ever tell you that I named my pet cat in lolwow in your honor, Emos?
lol! I feel special. XD
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#10 Aug 31 2007 at 10:28 AM Rating: Decent
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cathaemus
#11 Aug 31 2007 at 11:05 AM Rating: Good
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Corthaemus wrote:
Mia wrote:
Did I ever tell you that I named my pet cat in lolwow in your honor, Emos?
lol! I feel special. XD
His name is Pawberry. :D
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#12 Aug 31 2007 at 1:11 PM Rating: Good
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>.<
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#13 Aug 31 2007 at 2:13 PM Rating: Decent
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Mindel wrote:
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Whoa whoa whoa! Back up a second! is?!

Smiley: oyvey
#14 Aug 31 2007 at 3:38 PM Rating: Good
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Sillygooose wrote:
Mindel wrote:
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Whoa whoa whoa! Back up a second! is?!

Smiley: oyvey


It's not like I deleted the character or anything. Mah cow is there 4evar!
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#15 Sep 01 2007 at 9:43 AM Rating: Decent
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This thread needs moar Cowbells.



Edited, Sep 1st 2007 10:43am by Lishje
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