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Let's see... I live 90min from Port Huron. Up by Saginaw Bay. I don't make it that direction very often, but I have wanted to hit the casinos lately.

My parents are Civil War re-enactors so we start drinking around camp fires when we are 12yrs old. This means my son will not be camping out with their group anymore. >.<

We call the crane flies "mosquito eaters" and the non-spider a "daddy longlegs." I am too squeamish to pull the legs off and watch them move around. The bugs around my house are giant, mutated, glow-in-the-dark freaks. I live 4 miles from Dow Chemical, so that is to be expected. When I have what I have lovingly dubbed a "DowSpider" in my bedroom, I sometimes leave them a complimentary fruit and cheese plate, but usually I usually just vacate the premises and hope for the best.

Congrats Mageo! Good luck man. Kids are hell, but its the fun kind of hell.

Having a pretty good week so far myself. I got a new 2nd job yesterday, I start today (at Pizza Hut. No, its not glorious, but I need to knock out a hefty credit card bill... Not that hefty, but hefty enough), my Aunt called me to tell me she's sending me a check for $500 from my Great Aunt's estate, and I had wicked steak fajitas last night, and today at work (I work at a trucking company, no I don't drive truck) they asked me to represent the operations department at an accident review (Basically, we review all the evidence from an accident to see if it was the driver's fault or not). Moving on up, to the east side, to that deluxe apartment in the sky.

G'morning!

I'm hung over.

And /wave to all you Canadians. I live in North Dakota about an hour away from the border. Just last week I went to Winnipeg to visit a friend: only a 2.5 hour drive not including any border time.

This last trip didn't go so well. At the border, they had me pull to the side for more questioning. I knew I was fucked, as I have 2 DUIs from when I was younger and more stupid (even a single DUI will make it damned near impossible to get into Canada if they check your record). I went into the immigration office, at which point they asked me the same 50 questions they had already asked me outside. Then he asked about my past criminal record. I told him about the DUIs. He ran a record check, and surprisingly, he came back and didn't say a word about the DUIs. I did however have to pay $200 for some bad checks I wrote nearly 12 years ago.

So, I thought I was ready to be on my way after paying the $200 to be 'rehabilitated' for my past heinous crimes. Nope. Then they start tearing through my car (my baby!). They find my laptop and have to take it inside to search for child ****. No joke. But here's the best part: they find my security token in the bag, and start asking question after question about it! I had to explain that I play an online game where security is an issue because of people who steal accounts to sell fake money. It was a bit embarrassing.

The next day when I returned to the States, all was going well until they asked me the last time I had been through that checkpoint. I told them it had been about 4 months, when it had actually been 6. That was enough of an excuse to put me through the whole thing again.
The Americans didn't search my laptop for child ****, though.

Wow, thats pretty intense border control..

Over in europe you can drive from one country into another and barely realise it.

The most we ever got 'searched' was when randomly selected cars would be stopped at the ferry port and checked for drugs I guess. Was pretty exciting as a kid.

Well blah blah blah 9/11 blah blah blah terrorist blah blah blah get ready to get waterboarded *****.

I hate this whole anti-terrorism BS. I have to get a background check done so I can work at Pizza Hut, ******* PIZZA HUT! What happened to the America where you could leave your back door unlocked, your keys in your car, your virgin daughters alone in bed at night.

P.S. If terrorists worked at Pizza Hut, they'd probably smoke weed. If they smoked weed, they'd chill out a bit. If they were more chilled, perhaps they wouldn't want to suicide bomb **** all the time.

I had to get a background check to work at Subway, too. My record's clean, but it seemed pretty unnecessary.

My resolve has wavered. I realized I'm not doing anything on BLM and WAR so I'm pawning 3m of stuff to buy a Lu Shangs. Stupid quest are be too long, wasting too much time.

I'm a Bulldog fan, which is pretty much a White Russian with Coke in it.

Canadian translation, eh: Yah, da Bulldog is da same as a Paralyzer, eh.

It must be from the close proximity to the C-eh-n-eh-di-eh-n border.

Riesling.

What, I don't drink much.

I always keep Riesling and Piesporter on hand.