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lol nice hixx page 2 :P lemme slit those wrists for you in congratulations.

srsly. it was fun too :P although...technically it is now tomorrow....for me at least

Damn. lol well conversations goin on in the chat room thingy (mirc if you know it) and its pretty damn funny so its keeping me awake, talking with people ive known for nearly 10 years lol

lol what kind of dog? better be a pitt bull cuz they are the best :O english bulldogs are ok but pitt bulls ARE THE BEST!

they posted it on KI(killingifrit.com) too o_O which linked to here, so apparently you've been hiding gil in your *** or something, then handing out the currency so everyone touches teh durteh muniez.. yea, the galka made me come here =\ whattafukr. Seriously tho, I think your board there needs revival! Tonka rewlz /shamelessplug.

asses are pretty much as awesome as tonka! gamez dont try to pawn it off on me, you know youve always secretly wanted to come here deep down in your heart! you cant lie to me you big furry galka man you

Yeah, that can happen. It's worse if they all change to BLM and they hit your entire party with -ga, though; it's much better if just the kiter alone gets hit with these. It still buys much more time for your melees to get the first Mammet killed, and once you've done that you've basically won as long as you can Raise back up. Most important thing in fights like these is to die in a safe place if you think death or a wipe is imminent.

Not sure if your group was aware of this, but it should be noted that a mage could have healed you while you were kiting, and not pulled hate. The fancy thing about "aggro hate" is that it can never be pulled off with Cures alone. (I use this technique at high levels to help people cap their evasion skill; I have them **** off a Steelshell or some high-level-but-manageable mob but not attack it, and we both run to a nearby zone. While they take a beating, I can Curebomb them and never take hate, and we both zone when MP is gone.) Only certain specific actions will pull that kind of hate off; they include resting, recalling pets (or possibly using any pet commands), using Jump abilities, and possibly a few others. The criteria for not ******** up aggro hate is weird, but as long as you learn what triggers aggro hate to be lost and remember not to do it again the next time around, you're learning from your failed attempts and are better prepared for the next try.

The way we set the fight up was, have the melees stand all the way in the back (BCNM entrance), mages stand in the hallway, and kiter kites out in the big open area. This way the healer has (relatively) easy access to both the melees and the kiter.



Your poo comes out of it, as well as related unpleasant odors. I'm not seeing the appeal. :x

What is there to feel sorry about?

I don't WANT to see someone's ***, for reasons already stated. I didn't even look at the picture.

well said hixx, well said.

lost cause indeed.

This is how GM Dave handles situations like this:

Disclaimer: For those that don't know about GM Dave, he is a blogger (maybe a GM, prob not) who's posts can be found at http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com

You Don't Impress Me.

Why do people insist on trying to impress me with their jobs?

I mean, I hate the absolute n00bs who make stupid GM calls, but at least they can plead ignorance and lack of experience.

What I really hate are the high level players who assume their problem is important simply because they are high level.

Wow! You have a level 75 job! I am so impressed!

That and four dollars will buy you a cup of coffee.

I just imagine these people in real life situations.

"You can't fire me! I'm a level 75 BRD!"

"Hey, baby. You ever see a level 75 BLM in full AFB?"

"It's okay, officer. I'm a level 75 ninja."

Do these people really expect me to just bow down to their awesome level grinding ability. Sure, leveling sucks. And making it to 75 is an accomplishment, but really.

I'm not impressed.

Every now and then, though, I get one of those GM calls where someone pulls out the old "I'm a level 75 something-something", as if that changes things.

Last night, I was just starting a new file (and by file, I mean a bottle of whisky) when I got a GM call.

GM Call Description: Someone stole my Scorpion Harness.

Now, it's not actually possible to steal something like that. At least, not unless the person who owns the item does something terribly stupid.

And I mean terribly stupid.

I was going to ignore the call and really get into that new "file", when a second GM call popped up.

GM Call Description: Someone stole my Scorpion Harness.

Okay. Now, I'm annoyed.

And when I get annoyed, people get eaten by dragons.

Side note: I love my job.

So, I log into Phoenix server and start looking for the player who placed the calls.

[GM]Dave>> Hello, Scionith. Good day to you, Adventurer.
Scionith>> Yeah, yeah. Someone stole my Scorpion Harness.
[GM]Dave>> Hmmm... I did not know job abilities affected other players.
Scionith>> What do you mean?
[GM]Dave>> How did a Thief use "Steal" on you?
Scionith>> What are you an idiot?
Scionith>> I loaned him my Scorpion Harness and he never gave it back.
[GM]Dave>> And how exactly did you loan it to him?
Scionith>> Well, I gave it to him.
Scionith>> And he kept it.
[GM]Dave>> So you gave it to him?
Scionith>> Yeah.
[GM]Dave>> Gave it to him?
Scionith>> Yes.
[GM]Dave>> Huh...
[GM]Dave>> That was pretty stupid, wasn't it?
Scionith>> Just get my harness back.
[GM]Dave>> How about no?
Scionith>> Listen. I'm a level 75 Ninja, Thief, and Black Mage.
[GM]Dave>> Wow! Really! That's awesome!
[GM]Dave>> Would you like a cookie?
Scionith>> Just get my damned harness.
Scionith>> NOW.
[GM]Dave>> Sure. Who did you GIVE it to?
Scionith>> A taru named Rathanel.
Scionith>> *******.
[GM]Dave>> Let me go talk to him.

*dramatic pause*

A few minutes later, I appear in front of Scionith in full GM gear.

Well... full GM gear and a Scorpion Harness.

[GM]Dave>> Damn. This is a nice harness.
[GM]Dave>> Rath says hi.
Scionith>> Thanks.
[GM]Dave>> For what?
Scionith>> Uhh... getting my harness back.
[GM]Dave>> You mean my harness?
Scionith>> I want my harness back.
[GM]Dave>> I assume you would.
[GM]Dave>> It's a nice harness.
Scionith>> Can I have it back then?
[GM]Dave>> No.
[GM]Dave>> What kind of moron would give away a scorpion harness?
[GM]Dave>> Besides you, I mean.
Scionith>> You don't want to get on my bad side.
[GM]Dave>> You have a good side?
Scionith>> I'm a level 75 Ninja. I have lots of friends in game.
[GM]Dave>> Hey, look!
[GM]Dave>> Now, I'm a level 75 Ninja!
[GM]Dave>> Now, I'm a level 75 Red Mage!
Scionith>> Shut up, you *******.
[GM]Dave>> Now, I'm a level 85 White Mage!
[GM]Dave>> Now, I'm some form of duck I think!
Scionith>> I am so going to get you fired.
[GM]Dave>> Would you like me to direct you to our complaints manager?

*GLEE*

Scionith>> Damn straight.
Scionith>> Say goodbye to your job.
[GM]Dave>> Question.
[GM]Dave>> How are you at soloing?
Scionith>> Why?
[GM]Dave>> No reason.

Jormungand hits Scionith for 8,942 points of damage.
Scionith was defeated by Jormungand.

[GM]Dave>> Oh.
[GM]Dave>> Not so good with the soloing.
[GM]Dave>> Can I help you with anything else today?

Moral of the story: a level 75 job can quickly become a level 75 corpse.