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Not now. You've talked about it too much and now there is evidence. The key is to never tell anyone anything.

#529 Apr 29 2010 at 9:16 AM Rating: Good

kappachan

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rdmdontdie wrote:

Since I am going to end up talking about it anyway.... Ill give the short sweet version

My stupid ***** (previously referred to as GF) apparently didn't want to be in a relationship anymore. Not a big deal cool tell me w/e. Instead she says she thinks she is preggers. Hoping that i would get pissed off freak out leaver her and become a douche bag. Well lo and behold she told me she made it up. She said she wanted me to flip out and when I didnt, when I got excited she couldn't make anything up.

So she said she heard that it could be false and she would get it checked out. Well she hasn't come back yet and phoned me the other day to tell me she was moving back in with her mother, then dropped this @#%^ing lovely bombshell on me...

Its like reverse knocked up sh*t. Now I am pissed off, I want to kick her in the box so many times she couldn't get off if she shoved a road cone up her hooch. So I have been drunk and stoned for the last 2 days deciding whether or not I have to choke a *****.....

Wow, that sucks. She's a little short on common sense, huh?

I'm going to take the talk about abusing her is just a way of venting anger and not an actual threat. It's not cool that you've just threatened your ex-girlfriend, even if you have no intentions of going through with it. Just take a step back, take deep breaths and tell yourself that you deserve better. Forget her and move on. That's the best thing. :)

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#530 Apr 29 2010 at 9:36 AM Rating: Excellent

Chewzer

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Murder is never funny.

Unless you're murdering a clown.

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Fynlar wrote:

Chew is being a lot more level-headed regarding the whole issue, which is strange because he's probably drunk.

#531 Apr 29 2010 at 2:38 PM Rating: Good

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I like tacos.

#532 Apr 29 2010 at 4:56 PM Rating: Good

Sage

791 posts

I like turtles.

#533 Apr 29 2010 at 4:56 PM Rating: Decent

Sage

791 posts

chewzer wrote:

Murder is never funny.

Unless you're murdering a clown.

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell reference?

Edited, Apr 29th 2010 6:58pm by BottlecapBandit

#534 Apr 29 2010 at 6:36 PM Rating: Good

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BottlecapBandit wrote:

I like turtles.

I like turtles that like tacos.

#535 Apr 30 2010 at 12:58 AM Rating: Good

Chewzer

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3,767 posts

BottlecapBandit wrote:

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell reference?

I've never heard of it, actually. Smiley: dubious

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Fynlar wrote:

Chew is being a lot more level-headed regarding the whole issue, which is strange because he's probably drunk.

#536 Apr 30 2010 at 4:14 AM Rating: Excellent

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The One and Only chewzer wrote:

BottlecapBandit wrote:

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell reference?

I've never heard of it, actually. Smiley: dubious

Regardless, that's pretty apt for Chew. No? :p

#537 Apr 30 2010 at 7:53 AM Rating: Excellent

Chewzer

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Secretkeeper wrote:

The One and Only chewzer wrote:

BottlecapBandit wrote:

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell reference?

I've never heard of it, actually. Smiley: dubious

Regardless, that's pretty apt for Chew. No? :p

Who doesn't hope they serve beer in hell?!?!

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Fynlar wrote:

Chew is being a lot more level-headed regarding the whole issue, which is strange because he's probably drunk.

#538 Apr 30 2010 at 7:56 AM Rating: Good

Sage

908 posts

If you don't know who Tucker Max is, you should familiarize yourself with his work.

#539 Apr 30 2010 at 7:57 AM Rating: Decent

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I think Soviet Russia is a pretty cool guy, eh ***** with US of A and doesn't afraid of anything.

#540 Apr 30 2010 at 8:48 AM Rating: Decent

Fynlar

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Tyjet wrote:

I like tacos.

This guy probably likes tacos.

The accompanying video has absolutely nothing to do with tacos, but you might find it enjoyable nonetheless.

#541 Apr 30 2010 at 9:57 AM Rating: Decent

Sage

791 posts

chewzer wrote:

BottlecapBandit wrote:
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell reference?

I've never heard of it, actually.

This is for you chewzer.

Familiarize yourself with the alcohol-riddled debauchery. There was also a movie made which in my opinion was less amusing than the stories, but was good nonetheless.

#542 Apr 30 2010 at 9:58 AM Rating: Decent

Sage

791 posts

If you're nearly as drunk as I suspect you are from reading your posts here this could very well change your life.

#543 Apr 30 2010 at 10:04 AM Rating: Excellent

Chewzer

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BottlecapBandit wrote:

If you're nearly as drunk as I suspect you are from reading your posts here this could very well change your life.

I don't post drunk, actually.

And besides, out of all the contributors on these forums, you suspect I'm the drunken one? I think my lucidity is quite above the status que.

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Fynlar wrote:

Chew is being a lot more level-headed regarding the whole issue, which is strange because he's probably drunk.

#544 Apr 30 2010 at 10:11 AM Rating: Decent

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CaspinA wrote:

TIP of THE DAY!!!

1: Raxa Ah price 8k --- NPC 8700
2: Infinity Core Ah 1k ---- 1300
4: Scroll of Protect IV Ah 5k ---- NPC 5062
5: Adept's Rope Ah 2k ----- NPC 3804
6: Sparkling stone Ah 2k ---- NPC 2717
7: Scroll of Reraise III Ah 5k --- NPC 6757
8: Imperial gold Pieces trade money converter for more coins and profit

Ive learned if your in doubt try NPC first u may be surprised...Theirs alot more than I posted so have fun and make some money!!!

This was posted almost a month ago, but I want to add one that players get quite commonly with all the bird parties:

9. Colibri Feather x 12 AH Price: 1k --- NPC (with max fame) ~1800

Even if you have decent fame, it still NPCs for about 400 more gil, AND you don't have to pay AH taxes.

who even uses colibri feathers anyways?

#545 Apr 30 2010 at 10:15 AM Rating: Excellent

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BottlecapBandit wrote:

Familiarize yourself with the alcohol-riddled debauchery.

Don't encourage him!!!!!

But, as he says, Chew is tame compared to some of the other drunken posters here. <3 Check out the DRK Club if you want proof!

#547 Apr 30 2010 at 12:59 PM Rating: Good

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Fynlar wrote:

Tyjet wrote:

I like tacos.

This guy probably likes tacos.

The accompanying video has absolutely nothing to do with tacos, but you might find it enjoyable nonetheless.

I've seen it before.

I have a reputation for having all of youtube on my favorites list.

#548 Apr 30 2010 at 3:29 PM Rating: Good

Sage

908 posts

Have you seen the little kids doing scarface? Best you tube video ever.

#549 Apr 30 2010 at 3:29 PM Rating: Good

Sage

908 posts

Also, did oreore make it over to Lakshmi? If you want a list of NPCables off the AH, his history would be a great list to go off.

#550 May 01 2010 at 10:22 AM Rating: Decent

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I haven't seen it since server merge. So I guess oreore got zapped into nowheresville.

#551 May 01 2010 at 11:49 AM Rating: Excellent

kappachan

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Poo.

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