First, that isn't Brenden, so don't get excited.
What if people got wet? Does that count as excited?
Before you got whiped.
2. Brenden never swears. Evar.
I wonder if theres such thing as a swear counter... I think I'd break it.
3. Brenden never uses that many capital letters.
OK NOW THAT ONES TRUE!
4. I don't recall Brenden saying he was going to Japan.
Actually I was in Thai 2 years ago, gotta love them Thai whores!
And I still stand corrected;
I leave for one week (not even) and you bastards go and ruin the most sexiest thread in the world!
I didnt bother to read all your other crap posts due to it being 4 A.M. and I was busy making Mac and Cheese... but also because your posts cleary do not contain the awesomeness of mine.