Since then, it seems the east coast has been buried every year.
Has DC actually had bad winters? I know Boston has been a mess the past decade or so, but we've always had worse winters than you whiners. Also: more wind. I guess "the mediocre place that isn't quite New York" didn't have the same ring to it.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.