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#127 Oct 16 2014 at 9:03 PM Rating: Decent
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Wow. Um... Maybe I just don't hang out with a gullible crowd? I was joking.

No. No, you weren't.

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Wow. Um... Maybe I just don't hang out with a gullible crowd? I was joking.

Yeah, sure you were Smiley: rolleyes
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#129 Oct 16 2014 at 9:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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And once again, we all already understand that this isn't the actual public facing embassy building. We all get this. It's been clearly identified. But saying "building owned by the state department and operated by our consular staff (and CIA), but that is not actually the embassy building proper" is a **** of a mouthful.

Nah, you would have just called it a consulate or, more accurately, a diplomatic outpost. Not at all a mouthful.

But you were taught "Navy SEALs" and you were taught "Embassy" and you recite them over and over and over like a good little boy. The GOP is proud of you.
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Let me also point out the absurdity of the idea that a group of Libyans, upon seeing a protest over a video going on in Cairo, decided to protest in Libya, but instead of going to the actual embassy building, they go to a semi-secret building operated by the US state department/CIA? Just pointing what would have been freaking obvious to anyone "in the know" making an assessment of what happened there. Only someone looking at the attack from the point of view of what the public would know and possibly believe would come up with that.

Does anyone actually still believe that our intelligence agencies were the source of this? Really?


I'm not really sure how you think it follows that intentionally false propaganda somehow excludes intelligence agencies, but somehow implicates the secretary of state. Those are some serious fucking hoops to jump through.
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Given that it's something like 400 miles from Benghazi to Tripoli, I'm going to guess that yes, a group of people in the Benghazi metropolitan area would protest at the known local US presence (the diplomatic building itself wasn't secret as Stevens spent considerable time among the population) rather than making a seven hour convoy across the country to protest at the embassy proper. You mean you think a seven hour convoy across the North African desert to go have a protest is less absurd? Huh. Well, that's certainly something.

Again, Gbaji is just so in tune to the CIA thing that the building has immediately gone in his mind from "embassy" to "semi-secret building" without ever making a stop at the correct answer. "Man, they're all laughing at me for being so ignorant... I'd better play this one up hard so I can fool them..."

It occurs to me that Gbaji, until reading this post, likely had zero idea where either city was actually located in Libya.
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#132 Oct 16 2014 at 9:35 PM Rating: Decent
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Again, Gbaji is just so in tune to the CIA thing that the building has immediately gone in his mind from "embassy" to "semi-secret building".

Well, I for one would be shocked, shocked I say, to have found out there were CIA employees in an embassy. I'm actually not sure I've ever met a deputy chief of mission who wasn't a CIA employee.
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#133 Oct 16 2014 at 9:36 PM Rating: Good
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I'm actually writing that page of text though. You're copying it and adding to it. For the same amount of time and effort you're spending putting tags around stuff, you could just trim the text you're responding to instead. Then, everyone could figure out what you're responding to without having to read the entirety of my post again.

What's annoying isn't the volume of text, but that you think you're saving anyone any time or effort by putting it in spoiler tags.
I AM responding to the entire text. The volume of text is annoying because it's unnecessary and it takes up space. Since I'm responding to your entire text, the only way to reference your whole post without making my post unnecessarily large is to tag it.


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The part I don't understand is why you think this is relevant. My position has never been about the security of the embassy, but the spreading of false information to the public. I'm reasonably certain I've already told you this at least two times already. Remember when I posted a link to the transcript of the conversation leading up to the "What does it matter?" outburst to show you that the question was not about what could have been done to protect the embassy from attack, nor what could have been done during the attack on the embassy, but why Rice went on the talk circuit and told the American people that the attack grew out of a protest in response to the protest in Cairo when this was not actually the case.

You're the one who keeps insisting that it only matters if it could have helped protect the embassy. But that has never been the issue.
You're making stuff up again. I argued that Senator Clinton said that none of the stuff that was being asked was important because it doesn't address the problem. You countered to say that knowing why we were attacked was paramount. You were specifically referring to the attack, not the talking points. When you were unable to show how knowing why would matter, you changed your point into "spreading misinformation".

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Again with this "would it have protected the embassy" bit. That's not the issue. And btw, the scenario I outlined did touch on the idea that if we focus our response on going after the guy who made the film rather than on gathering intelligence on the group that attacked us, we will leave ourselves more vulnerable to future attacks. No one is arguing that the reasons behind the attack would have changed the outcome of that attack. Still not sure why you keep obsessing over this.
Smiley: rolleyes Let's start from the beginning so you can understand. What's more important? Determining how this attack happened and preventing something like this from happening again or why it took x amount of days to label the attack as a terrorist attack as opposed to the intel that it was due to a video?

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I'd reverse that and say that only people who are biased think that why they attacked is irrelevant. A large portion of diplomacy is about figuring out what people want and why. The "how" is more operational. That's important, of course, but "why" is even more so. If you can figure out why someone is doing something, you can figure out how to get them to do something different. If all you figure out is "how", you can only ever defend from attacks, but never prevent them in the first place.
So make up your mind. You say that the why is so important, but then when I ask you to explain how knowing why terrorists (who openly say that they hate Americans and want to kill us) attacked us, you claim that isn't your point.

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It's just surprising to me because liberals sure seemed to care about "why" a whole lot when their argument was that our actions in Iraq were simply resulting in more recruitment for Al-queda. Clearly, they were talking about "why" people join terrorist groups, right? Or more broadly, "why" some people hate us and want to attack us. Baring some need to defend the current administration and everyone associated with it (ie: massive bias), I can't imagine any reason one might argue that the "why" doesn't matter. I'd argue that for the State Department, "why" is the most important thing.
I know that I'm new to being a news junkie, but I've never seen any serious discussion on why terrorist hate us. Most US Citizens claim that it's a complete waste of time and resources to try to fix the middle east, so that doesn't support the idea that people are interested in befriending the middle east.
#134 Oct 17 2014 at 2:39 AM Rating: Default
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Oh Gbaji, before you say that your initial argument (at least with me) was about spreading lies, please refer to the quote below.

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See why "why" matters? No one was confused about "how" we were attacked. A bunch of people armed with mortars and assault rifles attacked the compound. Why they did so is the more important question. The State Department is not the Defense Department. The latter might be more concerned about military hardware and how to defend against it. The State Department deals with diplomacy. And for that, knowing "why" we were attacked is of paramount importance.

So yes, when Clinton basically said that it didn't matter, she was showing that she had no clue what the department she was heading was supposed to do, and what her job was supposed to have been. Not really surprising given that she had no actual foreign policy experience upon taking the job, and it was clearly handed to her as a political feather in her cap and a bit of pay off for her support of Obama, but then maybe that's something we should look at and suggest not doing. But, of course, when Republicans questioned a number of Obama's appointments as being more political than practical we were just accused of being partisans and dismissed.


Your argument was that the Defense Department is concerned with the "how" and the State Department with the "why" (diplomacy). By Clinton asking what difference does it make, she was essentially saying what's the point of her job because she was given it and didn't understand her role. When I challenged you to provide a scenario how the "why" was paramount and is the "more important" question, you switched your point to focus on her intentionally misleading the public. Which ironically is exactly what I said what this was all about in the beginning, not you.
#135 Oct 17 2014 at 7:36 AM Rating: Good
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It occurs to me that Gbaji, until reading this post, likely had zero idea where either city was actually located in Libya.
Much like Egypt, Lebanon, and Saudi Arabia, Libya is in Iraq.
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#136 Oct 17 2014 at 10:38 AM Rating: Decent
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Much like Egypt, Lebanon, and Saudi Arabia, Libya is in Iraq.

There's a Consulate of Lebanon right down the street from me. It's pretty weird.
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Well, should you ever get good and pissed at Lebanon, for God's sake don't half-ass it and protest there. Make the hike to Washington DC and protest like someone who gives a shit.
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Well, should you ever get good and pissed at Lebanon, for God's sake don't half-*** it and protest there. Make the hike to Washington DC and protest like someone who gives a ****.

I didn't know where it was offhand, so I looked it up. Turns out it's right near the zoo! I'd totally take the kids and protest there.
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#139 Oct 17 2014 at 11:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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At the zoo?

"Sir, why are you protesting Lebanese policy by the tiger exhibit?"
"Well... you know... the kids like tigers."
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#140 Oct 17 2014 at 11:16 AM Rating: Decent
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At the zoo?

"Sir, why are you protesting Lebanese policy by the tiger exhibit?"
"Well... you know... the kids like tigers."


I'd protest Sri Lanka at the tiger exhibit, obviously.
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#141 Oct 17 2014 at 11:28 AM Rating: Good
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A Lebanon protest would be in front of the Nubian Ibex exhibit. Everyone knows that.
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What's a Nubian?
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Nubian? Isn't that those Princes that ask for your bank account info so they can give you their money.
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It's a type of mountain goat with a short life span and shoddy life insurance policies if the emails are to be believed.
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SHUT THE **** UP!!
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Debalic wrote:
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SHUT THE **** UP!!
Beotch...you almost made me laugh!
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gbaji wrote:
And once again, we all already understand that this isn't the actual public facing embassy building. We all get this. It's been clearly identified. But saying "building owned by the state department and operated by our consular staff (and CIA), but that is not actually the embassy building proper" is a **** of a mouthful.

Nah, you would have just called it a consulate or, more accurately, a diplomatic outpost. Not at all a mouthful.


I've used several different terms to describe the buildings involved. Zeroing in on the one time I used the term "embassy" and ignoring the times I said "annex", or "diplomatic building", or any other random thing that wasn't the precise word "embassy", is pretty freaking ridiculous.

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But you were taught "Navy SEALs" and you were taught "Embassy" and you recite them over and over and over like a good little boy. The GOP is proud of you.


And you were taught to make a big deal of the fact that they're calling these guys Navy SEALs, and the building an Embassy and so you repeat that over and over like a good little boy, never once stopping to ask if this really makes any difference. Does it?

I just find it funny that you howl over my use of the word Embassy, but then insist that the same building is precisely the public facing diplomatic building that folks in Benghazi would associate with US power in the area, and would otherwise treat said building as an embassy in the absence of desire to drive 400 miles to Tripoli. If that's really the case, then what difference does it make what we call the building? It's either a building owned and operated by the US state department for diplomatic purposes and which falls under diplomatic rules, or it is not. Whether it's the official "Embassy", or not is a pretty irrelevant distinction. Yet, for some bizarre reason, that's what you choose to focus on. Not whether there were grave security mistakes made that day, nor whether there were poor choices made once the attack began, nor whether there was an effort to conceal these mistakes, nor whether there was an effort to downplay the seriousness of the attack itself. Nope. What you care most about is what we call the building.


You seriously never stop and ask if your marching orders make any sense at all? Cause they don't.
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Oh. And just because this is funny as heck:

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But you never hear a Republican refer to them as "CIA security" because that doesn't create the illusion of brave soldiers running unbidden to stop the terrorists while Clinton and Obama do nothing. "SEALs" are the heroes who killed bin Ladan, CIA are the jerks trying to hack your cell phone.


Here's one of the first hits on google when I searched for cia security and benghazi:

Definitely no Republicans read or contribute to this. Lol. Really Joph? You should lift your head out of the liberal echo chamber you're in sometime. You might just discover that the assumptions you've been taught just aren't true.

It's just that it's so laughable to read you writing these bizarre assumptions about what you think us conservatives think about, or talk about, or how we interpret things. Maybe in your echo chamber you're used to misleading language being used to hide facts and misrepresent things, but on my side, everyone understood that these guys worked for the CIA. They even understood precisely what "former SEAL working for the CIA" means.
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Once again, you know you've touched Gbaji's nerve when he takes the things you just pointed out about him and desperately tries to turn them around.

"Umm... no! YOU were told to say it!!" Smiley: laugh

What's actually "laughable" is how well you kept saying "embassy" and "SEALs" until this thread when you were finally called out on it and then began frantically backpedaling.
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You're joking, right? Because you've used it in at least ten posts in this thread alone before you were called out on it.

Look, I don't actually blame you. You didn't know. I realize that's embarrassing for you and you'll scream and claw to deny it but it's obvious to everyone. You had no idea. You had no idea the guys were CIA. You don't need to type another fifteen paragraphs claiming you always knew or how it's really I who was told what to say. Just, you know, maybe educate yourself a little about the world next time.
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Look, I don't actually blame you. You didn't know.

It's weird, because it's in the Wiki article.
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It's weird, because it's in the Wiki article.

Hey now, he found a cite on Fox News. Which was a huge coup for him... aside from the fact that I cited from Fox News about a week ago on this very thread page while he was still calling my claims about their actual employment "spooky CIA interpretations".

Apparently he confused his regurgitated talking points with the basic facts that pretty much everyone else (even Fox News!) already knew.

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