lolgaxe wrote:
Get another line for first class and such to express though. I didn't pay extra to stand in line with the rest of the smelly scrubs.
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every airport I've been to in the past year has had this.
lolgaxe wrote:
My first thought on seeing this was "Spiderman, Captain America and Batman, equine edition."
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Debalic wrote:
Mandatory open carry bottle for all boarding and flights. Problem solved.
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I clicked the latex horse suit picture. It even made me grin. I'm not gonna do a BDT search while at work though.
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George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
They rejected my idea to make the metal detector into a big slide that you could slide down. It might not speed things up but it would be more fun!
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It would probably be easier if they just increased the size of the x-ray scanner your carry-ons go through and let you ride through.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Elinda wrote:
That said, I think complimentary slippers would ease the whole shoe removal thing. I dread bare feet on the airport floor.
I'm having flashbacks to a jet lag induced experience at Narita. Slippers sounds like a great idea until you realize that not everyone has the same size feet.
King Nobby wrote:
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I just want to say thank God gbaji here is to explain to us lesser beings how people have different sized feet. I don't think anyone, anywhere, at any time in history, could have figured that one out. Thank you, oh herald of knowledge. Did you come to this conclusion on your own, or do you know someone with feet?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
It's interesting actually, he was having a super interesting in depth conversation on the ideal heights of baseboard for various rooms with a coworker, when they looked down and realized that both of them had feet, but that they weren't exactly the same.
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lolgaxe wrote:
I just want to say thank God gbaji here is to explain to us lesser beings how people have different sized feet. I don't think anyone, anywhere, at any time in history, could have figured that one out. Thank you, oh herald of knowledge. Did you come to this conclusion on your own, or do you know someone with feet?
Nope. It was when I was asked to remove my shoes at Narita airport (that's in Japan btw), and was given slippers to wear to walk over to the metal detector thingie, and the slippers were literally half the size of my feet resulting in a comical shuffle/walk trying to keep the damn things on my feet. I'm sure the folks running the security area were laughing their heads off at the big white man with the apish feet.
But yeah, your idea that I didn't realize that people have different sized feet might be true to. It's all about the comedy, right?
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gbaji wrote:
It's all about the comedy, right?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Frekishly large feet are generally a hinderance, though they do come in handy for squishing spiders. But when it comes time to actually find a pair of sheos you can wear, not so much. Based of what I heard of my brother's experiance in japan (who is as tall as I am and almost as big feetwise) i would not enjoy the sandles or low ceilings over there.
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I'm sure Japan has slippers of appropriate sizes for all the westerners and their large *****feet.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
No one has size 15 slippers.
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Samira wrote:
I wouldn't mind waiting in line with my shoes off if there were a little more transparency about how much they're actually accomplishing. I'm not asking for state secrets, but raw numbers would be nice.
For example, "We stopped 13 terrorists from boarding domestic flights since 2001." Okay, one per year, roughly. Were they all caught using current search/inspection techniques? How much is this inconvenience actually contributing to my safety, and how much is just theater?
For example, "We stopped 13 terrorists from boarding domestic flights since 2001." Okay, one per year, roughly. Were they all caught using current search/inspection techniques? How much is this inconvenience actually contributing to my safety, and how much is just theater?
The TSA has caught 0 terrorists ever, I think passengers have prevented most of the attempts lately.
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Donbayne wrote:
The TSA has caught 0 terrorists ever
See? The TSA scares terrorists so much that they won't even go to the airport to be caught!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I hope we take your TSA-pre people and tell them to **** off like you guys do with our Nexus peeps.
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Donbayne wrote:
I think passengers have prevented most of the attempts lately.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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