Smasharoo wrote:
Diego Costa looks like he had 9 Valium before the game. He's a @#%^, but I've never seen him play this poorly.
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Sure, but at least he's not Torres.
Nice catch, Clark Kent.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Must be a side-effect of treachery.
Haha. I'm sure he brought a food taster with him for this trip.
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Well, that's the end of an era. It's like 1821 all over again.
Huh, well whoulda thunk it. Good stuff.
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Saw that, that guy was priceless.
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That guy's face screams "Internet Immortality Achieved."
The sign says "Erase and replace with ***************
Edited, Jun 18th 2014 5:28pm by lolgaxe
The sign says "Erase and replace with ***************
Edited, Jun 18th 2014 5:28pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Well, Spain's pulled a France. RIP dream team.
Speaking of France, do they have the best strip or what?
Speaking of France, do they have the best strip or what?
Kavekk wrote:
Well, Spain's pulled a France. RIP dream team.
Speaking of France, do they have the best strip or what?
Speaking of France, do they have the best strip or what?
We sure do, looks great this year.
Ready for tonight? Will it be England's last competitive game of the WC?
Will it be England's last competitive game of the WC?
Probably, they historically suck against Uruguay. Also, Rooney will probably be confused and think people are yelling "you're a gay!" and spend most of his time shouting that he isn't.
Probably, they historically suck against Uruguay. Also, Rooney will probably be confused and think people are yelling "you're a gay!" and spend most of his time shouting that he isn't.
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I'm guessing a draw between Uruguay and England, win if Hodgson has Rooney sit on the bench. Italy is going to demolish Costa Rica, giving England a shot at the next round if they beat Costa Rica and Italy doesn't lose to Uruguay.
The matches in group C I couldn't care less about although I'll root for Japan because they're the fun kind of football crazy rather than the break **** kind of football crazy.
The matches in group C I couldn't care less about although I'll root for Japan because they're the fun kind of football crazy rather than the break **** kind of football crazy.
I'm predicting England to win.
I figure if a sea lion and an octopus can make a meaningless prediction, so can I.
I figure if a sea lion and an octopus can make a meaningless prediction, so can I.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
C is boring, so is H. F only has Argentina. Just as well though, have to get work done sometime.
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someproteinguy wrote:
Just as well though, have to get work done sometime.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Just as well though, have to get work done sometime.
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Hit them with a baseball bat, you said yourself that it's fool proof.
I really need to get that thing out of the shed sometime; been gathering dust for far too long.
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Smasharoo wrote:
Probably, they historically suck against Uruguay. Also, Rooney will probably be confused and think people are yelling "you're a gay!" and spend most of his time shouting that he isn't.
And then he'll headbutt Cavani. Because, you know, long hair is so gay.
I'm expecting a tight game tonight. Until Suarez dives in the box, gets a pen, and scores it. After that, he'll flail about until Henderson gets 2 yellows, and it's game over. But who knows, if the stars are aligned, England might get a draw. Uruguay were really awful against CR, and Suarez is only 40% fit.
Your confidence in England is heart warming.
I get back from lunch and all I see is a field of referees, and it confused the hell out of me until I finally noticed that today the referees are the ones wearing red.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Your confidence in England is heart warming.
Well you know what they say, sixteen times bitten, thirty-two times shy. Or something.
Columbia are looking good, though.
Not a big fan of the different coloured shoes on each feet.I thought they looked silly first time I saw them in a shop, but live they're even worse. If any of my mates wear them during our saturday morning 6-a-side, they're getting kicked in the balls.
lolgaxe wrote:
I get back from lunch and all I see is a field of referees, and it confused the hell out of me until I finally noticed that today the referees are the ones wearing red.
Edit: you get things like this where both teams end up wearing their second colour.
Edited, Jun 19th 2014 7:43pm by Aethien
I don't think it'd look nearly as bad if the material they used to make those shoes weren't mined from the essence of the 90s.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
It's a competition amongst shoe manufacturers, or an inside joke or something to see who can get athletes to wear the most obnoxious and ugly shoes.
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