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You've got at least an hour of hype before the match actually begins.
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Oh boy, I can watch thousands of little green men pop up and fall back down in that time.
George Carlin wrote:
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Smasharoo wrote:
Brazil's best player won't be playing so that's a bad start. Add to that Neymar being hurt, and the pressure on the Brazil side, it doesn't look good.
Very true, although Dante is pretty good. If it wasn't for the 'brazilians can't defend' stereotype, he'd be better appreciated.
Willian on the other hand, sh*t.
Huh, Brazil's anthem is very ... Disney.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Nice dive, Germany.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Nice explosive start to the game so far.
Germany for the goal, and not a bad one at that.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Ohhh, disastrous defending leaving any space at all for Müller.
Idiotic leaving Muller 5 yards.
I was going to say he looked entirely unaccounted for there. 
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Smasharoo wrote:
Idiotic leaving Muller 5 yards.
Oh yeah, we're gonna get a fist fight.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Nah, football players fight with their elbows and foreheads.
And Klose got one.
Brazil is being dominated, and it's ugly.
Brazil is being dominated, and it's ugly.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Klose passes Ronaldo as the most scoring player ever on world cups with his 16th goal!
And 2 - 0, this is looking very bad for Brazil.
And 2 - 0, this is looking very bad for Brazil.
Wow, probably over, already. Germany looks unstoppable.
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Ha ha, that Brazilian midget ran into a wall. That was funny.
And three. ****, is there a point Brazil can just say **** it and go home?
And three. ****, is there a point Brazil can just say **** it and go home?
George Carlin wrote:
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Aaaaaaand it's over, 3 - 0.
Are you kidding me?
George Carlin wrote:
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Amazing.
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Jep, this is the tournament that makes Brazil forget about 1950, but not in a good way.
Looks like Brazil broke.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
And another one where someone was completely unaccounted for on the far side. 
So many close ups of sad Brazilian faces now.
So many close ups of sad Brazilian faces now.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
and how the heck did #4 come? Missed it while typing...
This is ridiculous.
Edited, Jul 8th 2014 1:28pm by someproteinguy
This is ridiculous.
Edited, Jul 8th 2014 1:28pm by someproteinguy
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No, seriously? 5. Brazil just forfeit.
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