Tick tock tick tock... I think Italy is settling for trying to win next week.
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Tick tock tick tock... I think Italy is settling for trying to win next week.
Tick tock tick tock... I think Italy is settling for trying to win next week.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Turned out to be a not very exciting game, aside from the result that is.
I'm going to eat before I throw someone out of a tower.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Missed the Italy game, but apparently not that much. Excited for France against the Swiss. I didn't even know those cuckoo clock manufacturing bastards had a team until today!
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Smasharoo wrote:
Missed the Italy game, but apparently not that much. Excited for France against the Swiss. I didn't even know those cuckoo clock manufacturing bastards had a team until today!
They're pretty decent, too. Mainly because the few immigrants they let in had children. Which makes their racist laws even more idiotic. Seriously, the f*ckin swiss...
Massive game for France, if we lose it means Argentina in the last 16.
Massive game for France, if we lose it means Argentina in the last 16.
Oh you don't want that. That could get...
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Messi.
No? Messi mais non messi?
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Good use of that. 
I screamed at a specialist, and it made me feel better.
I screamed at a specialist, and it made me feel better.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Smasharoo wrote:
Massive game for France, if we lose it means Argentina in the last 16.
Oh you don't want that. That could get...
(•_•)
( •_•)>âŒâ– -â–
(âŒâ– _â– )
Messi.
No? Messi mais non messi?
Magnifique.
I'm wearing Matuidi vest just for the occasion.
No Griezman, and we got that donkey Giroud instead... Deschamps is going to regret this forevra and a day.
Proper karate kick by Giroud, lucky he didn't get carded for that.
Nice goal.
Horrible haircut.
Horrible haircut.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Putain, that's one awesome donkey. Great header.
This is turning into a daylight Ribery!
Holy ***********
That is impressive on France.
That is impressive on France.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
That was quick.
The heck? Wow...
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
That was quick.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
The Swiss defence is just like their cheese.
Not as good as the French.
Not as good as the French.
According to the dutch commentator these two goals share their record of fastest successive goals by one team at the world cup with the 7-1 and 8-1 for Hungaria in Hungaria vs El Salvador at the 1982 world cup in Spain, a game that ended in 10-1.
Edited, Jun 20th 2014 9:27pm by Aethien
Edited, Jun 20th 2014 9:27pm by Aethien
Swiss got one, flag on play offsides lost the point, horrible haircut there too.
10-1 sounds like a remarkably boring game and doesn't make the speed of scores too interesting.
10-1 sounds like a remarkably boring game and doesn't make the speed of scores too interesting.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
That doesn't bode well.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Probably a wonderful game for Hungarians and it's the only other time two goals have been scored by the same team within a minute at a world cup.
Edit: sloppy play by France now.
Amateur mistake by the Swiss defender, Benzema wasn't going anywhere and that foul was moronic.
Edited, Jun 20th 2014 9:32pm by Aethien
Edit: sloppy play by France now.
Amateur mistake by the Swiss defender, Benzema wasn't going anywhere and that foul was moronic.
Edited, Jun 20th 2014 9:32pm by Aethien
Good game. Surely the most exciting thing in Swiss history since that dad tried to crossbow his kid.
Helvetica was designed by a Swiss company, I'd call that exciting. Also H.R. Giger.
Well, they've unredeemed themselves with those two misses in a row.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Helvetica was designed by a Swiss company, I'd call that exciting. Also H.R. Giger.
Not sure creating a font beats a reverse Tyrion.
Von Bergen, the player who was kicked in the face by Giroud is in the hospital with what is thought to be a broken cheekbone and possible eye damage.
Edit: Helvetica is not a font, it's the most famous font ever made and also one of the greatest.
And that's 3.
Edited, Jun 20th 2014 9:40pm by Aethien
Edit: Helvetica is not a font, it's the most famous font ever made and also one of the greatest.
And that's 3.
Edited, Jun 20th 2014 9:40pm by Aethien
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