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Aaaand bye USA
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Well, that's it for the USA.
Shame, but the US did well all in all. No shame in losing to the most talented Belgian team in living memory.
Well that was fun, now I just cheer for Argentina I guess. Messi...what a genius! Never dives, either. :)
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Especially now that they look a lot better than they did in their previous three games.
Maybe futile, but that was a ******* nice shot.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
What a goal. Still an uphill battle, but a great bit of football if nothing else.
Shame, but the US did well all in all. No shame in losing to the most talented Belgian team in living memory.
They do look good, but obviously they can't beat Saint Leo. Fun if they did, though, Lowdown Low Country Throwdown!
They do look good, but obviously they can't beat Saint Leo. Fun if they did, though, Lowdown Low Country Throwdown!
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HOPE!!! Don't ******* disappoint me now!
This suspense is KILLING me
This suspense is KILLING me
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Holy crap balls, that was close.
Haha. Still slim odds, but better!
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Belgium now knows they shouldn't start celebrating 10 minutes early.
DAMMIT!
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Oh my f*cking word Dempsey how did you not score this...
Good little free kick routine. Not as mental as the german one, but not bad.
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Oh my f*cking word Dempsey how did you not score this...
At this stage Howard should just play as trequartista.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Oh my f*cking word Dempsey how did you not score this...
True, but he's not going to get easier chances than the last 2.
Balls.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Oh my f*cking word Dempsey how did you not score this...
True, but he's not going to get easier chances than the last 2.
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Good little free kick routine. Not as mental as the german one, but not bad.
A little more method, a bit less madness.
USA turned it on, some great attacking in the last fifteen, just not quite enough to make it to penalties.
You guys did really well, and it was an awesome game of football. But you need better strikers. Dempsey at his age, Altidore & Co, they're just not good enough for this level really. It's a shame Freddy Adu didn't turn out the way he was supposed to.
My hope for a Belgium - Netherlands semifinal is alive and kicking.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
My hope for a Belgium - Netherlands semifinal is alive and kicking.
Blasphemy.
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
My hope for a Belgium - Netherlands semifinal is alive and kicking.
Blasphemy.
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