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Maybe the whole team wasn't wearing thongs but at least two of their first string forwards were. It was a play-off game, quarterfinals, up in a mill town. It was rainy, the field was slippery and these two were doing somersaults with every dive. Really it seemed they were going out of their way to show off their shapely little derrieres. It caused quite the chatter from in our sideline.

Our team won the game. Myself and the other booster mom bought all our girls wild-colored thongs for the next game (the semi-finals). They wore them outside their shorts. They lost, btw.

Oh. I can imagine it. Just can't imagine it and reality coinciding very well.

It's okay, Elinda. You want to nonce up schoolgirls, that's fine. Just try to keep your impure thoughts to yourself in future, this is a religious forum.

If "getting out" means becoming acquainted with the thong underwear of high school girls, it's probably better for my marriage and prison record that I stay inside.

The disbelief wasn't them wearing thongs. Just them flashing themselves to the crowds of people. Just reminds me of the stories we heard in gym class about how miss so-and-so didn't wear panties and you could see everything as she was doing sit-ups in her baggy gym shorts. You know, high school boy stories.

That's what I love about this portrait, man. It gets older, I stay the same age.

I hear the news story got the DEETails wrong.

Rather out of his league, though.