Edited, Feb 4th 2014 7:48pm by Jophiel
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You mean aside from the crippling drought, pushes for water rationing and half the state being on fire at any given moment? 
Edited, Feb 4th 2014 7:48pm by Jophiel
Edited, Feb 4th 2014 7:48pm by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
You mean aside from the crippling drought, pushes for water rationing and half the state being on fire at any given moment?
And earthquakes! Don't forget the earthquakes. You're right. It sucks here. You all stay where you live and don't come here. It's just too perilous!
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
You mean aside from the crippling drought, pushes for water rationing and half the state being on fire at any given moment?
And earthquakes! Don't forget the earthquakes. You're right. It sucks here. You all stay where you live and don't come here. It's just too perilous!
I felt a few small earthquakes while we were in Hawaii. It was pretty neat.
Granted, there wasn't huge shaking and buildings falling apart or anything. I am sure I'd have a different view if that were the case.
Apparently there was a small earthquake somewhere in Western Kentucky just last week or so. I got into work the following day and everyone was asking me if I felt it. I had no idea what they were talking about. Maybe I thought it was a truck driving down the freeway behind the hotel?
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
gbaji wrote:
You all stay where you live and don't come here.
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It's just too perilous!
I know -- last time you guys got a quarter inch of snow, you handled it worse than Atlanta
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
A quarter inch of snow in San Francisco would be news. I think it happened back in the 70s or so. It'd be fun watching people slide down the hills.
And of course the bad news for us is going to be this summer. We need the precipitation the Midwest keeps getting. Stupid off kilter weather.
And of course the bad news for us is going to be this summer. We need the precipitation the Midwest keeps getting. Stupid off kilter weather.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
A quarter inch of snow in San Francisco would be news. I think it happened back in the 70s or so.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Not my part of the state, no. We haven't had even near normal precipitation in over a year.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Right now, we have about 3" here in southern, coastal Maine. Shouldn't be too horrible, except for the fact that there was still some ice left on some walking paths around here, and I just fell flat on my god damned face while walking the dog.
I know that feeling.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Damn, it's like 20F/-6C ish outside. I walk around the corner of one of the buildings here and wham, the wind is blowing like 40mph in my face. Frozen straight down to the core.
<- Not a cold weather person I guess.
<- Not a cold weather person I guess.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
I'd damn near kill a man for a goood month of -6°C weather.
Cold needs more snow to be fun. Cold and wind just sucks. 
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
someproteinguy wrote:
Damn, it's like 20F/-6C ish outside. I walk around the corner of one of the buildings here and wham, the wind is blowing like 40mph in my face. Frozen straight down to the core.
<- Not a cold weather person I guess.
<- Not a cold weather person I guess.
Frozen to the core at -6. You need to stop whining, or possibly wear something warmer than shorts and a tshirt. This does not count as cold weather.
Edited, Feb 5th 2014 12:38pm by Xsarus
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Damn, it's like 20F/-6C ish outside. I walk around the corner of one of the buildings here and wham, the wind is blowing like 40mph in my face. Frozen straight down to the core.
<- Not a cold weather person I guess.
<- Not a cold weather person I guess.
Frozen to the core at -6. You need to stop whining, or possibly wear something warmer than shorts and a tshirt. This does not count as cold weather.
Edited, Feb 5th 2014 12:38pm by Xsarus
HATE WIND.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
someproteinguy wrote:
Cold needs more snow to be fun. Cold and wind just sucks.
Just cold and wind means nothing to spoil the ice. Doesn't get much better than that.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Cold needs more snow to be fun. Cold and wind just sucks.
Just cold and wind means nothing to spoil the ice. Doesn't get much better than that.
Darn it all, I knew I should have bought a hybrid.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Clearly we got your winter and you got ours.
Can we have it back? You can have some of this freakishly frigid stuff.
We're just way too amphibian like out here for this kind of thing.
We're just way too amphibian like out here for this kind of thing.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
You're the scientist. Figure out a way!
I mostly smash proteins.
Maybe you could have someone supercharge those windmills of yours, blow it all this way?
Maybe you could have someone supercharge those windmills of yours, blow it all this way?
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
I think you may have to look up how windmills work and what they do.
They mill the wind so that it's fine enough for us to eat.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
I think you may have to look up how windmills work and what they do.
Edited, Feb 5th 2014 12:27pm by someproteinguy
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
About 9 inches so far. Still snowing.
Edited, Feb 5th 2014 3:27pm by Smasharoo
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