Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Turin wrote:
Hmm, I was right, this is underwhelming...
Gah, I hate it when I miss people.
*tiny cough*
Tehcnically you have to post in the Asylum in the few weeks leading up to the forum predicitons deadline, or post in the "
I wanna be in the forum predictions thread" thread, but you have a wombat avatar so I'll make an exception. Given that the prediction occurs outside of sanctioned prediction times, I cannot vouch for the accuracy or veracity of this prediction though. There is a 50 / 50% chance that simply reading it will lock up history, forcing the universe to be in need of a reboot.
Olorinus, fresh off a stint of extreme mountain yodeling, will encounter a duck one fatefull tuesday afternoon in May. A duck you say? Aye, but this is no ordinary duck, but the Mastermind of the secret Duck revolution known throughout the land in hushed whispers as "duckageddon". Having inadvertantly stumbled onto a secret meeting of the duckageddon leadership cadre, Olorinus is immidiatly taken capive and tortured with ancient chinease feather torture for a whole 15 minutes before a wandering duck hunter by the name of Lester P. Macgroot accidentally saves mankind from it's imminent demise by bagging himself a nice duck dinner. He is immidiatly arrested for poaching out of season, his heroic deed unknown to all except a select few. Olorinus is later freed by the formerly oppressed crawfish people, who were until that moment slaves of the evil duck empire.
They were delicious!
