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Damn Elinda. Oh that's not how it's pronounced?
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Broad Elinda?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Stocking stuffers for us are a mix of practical and fun. I'll put in a a new toothbrush with the candy. I also fill my own stocking - it's how I get all my makeup for the year :D
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
We never did stockings and Santa but shoes and the advent man. Throughout Advent we'd leave shoes outside our bedroom door and they'd have little treats in them in the mornings.
It wasn't every day though. During the week you might get two or three little things. On Sunday we always got something and it was usually a little bit bigger.
It wasn't every day though. During the week you might get two or three little things. On Sunday we always got something and it was usually a little bit bigger.
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M&Ms and gum are usually a given in our stockings. Nowadays, scratch-off tickets are included, and one or two small gifts. This year, I got some Mad Libs and a little notebook with a sweet "You Are My Daughter" type message on it.
I used to do a small stocking for my husband every year. He never seemed to understand why I did it, so I stopped.
I used to do a small stocking for my husband every year. He never seemed to understand why I did it, so I stopped.
Sir Xsarus wrote:
Throughout Advent we'd leave shoes outside our bedroom door and they'd have little treats in them in the mornings.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Steve Martin's advent....
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Caltrops, sewing needles and spring loaded mousetraps.
Ah their ickle faces. . .
Ah their ickle faces. . .
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Just add an M80 and light the fuse as you're handing it to the tykes and you're all set.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I used to call them chicks, broads, and ******* but HR got involved. So yeah, now it's gals.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Yodabunny wrote:
You're supposed to replace them?
I always replace toothbrushes at other people's houses. Makes for fun conversation when you can claim your cousins have swapped spit in more ways than one.
I'd gladly accept sex toys in my stocking :P
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
I'd gladly accept sex toys in my stocking :P
What kind? The scary, evil torture ones or the cute, brightly coloured sweet ones or maybe the boring but highly effective almost robot like ****** machines?
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
I'd gladly accept sex toys in my stocking :P
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
I'd gladly accept sex toys in my stocking :P
What kind? The scary, evil torture ones or the cute, brightly coloured sweet ones or maybe the boring but highly effective almost robot like ****** machines?
Leave it to the Dutch to invent an efficient yet boring ****** machine.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Wait, what?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Samira wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
I'd gladly accept sex toys in my stocking :P
What kind? The scary, evil torture ones or the cute, brightly coloured sweet ones or maybe the boring but highly effective almost robot like ****** machines?
Leave it to the Dutch to invent an efficient yet boring ****** machine.
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