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#177 Dec 13 2013 at 11:50 AM Rating: Decent
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Dunkin Donuts is great for donuts, it's just their coffee that tastes like boiled cat ****.
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#178 Dec 13 2013 at 12:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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I know I kicked this off before the railroad veered south, but you have got me wondering about the differential cost of living between here in the United Queendom, and gbajiland.

Out of curiosity, what do you folks normally pay for the basics; you know, Peacock hearts, Condor thighs, Larks' tongues, Pangolin kidneys etc. . .

Oh, and for clarification, when gbaji excludes the cost of "eating out", does that include his Mom?
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#179 Dec 13 2013 at 12:33 PM Rating: Good
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Dunkin Donuts' coffee is decent passable convenient.
#180 Dec 13 2013 at 12:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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Those sorts of organ meats are more of a UK thing. I assume you bake them into a tart or something.

In the US, we hack off the best cut of griffon flank and leave the rest to rot in the field. Usually $27.99/oz but you can get it for 12¢ a pound if you buy it in 500 hyper-ton shipping containers.
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#181 Dec 13 2013 at 1:31 PM Rating: Good
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I know I kicked this off before the railroad veered south, but you have got me wondering about the differential cost of living between here in the United Queendom, and gbajiland.

Out of curiosity, what do you folks normally pay for the basics; you know, Peacock hearts, Condor thighs, Larks' tongues, Pangolin kidneys etc. . .

Oh, and for clarification, when gbaji excludes the cost of "eating out", does that include his Mom?


Aside from the exotics, we have about $700 for our mortgage (which includes escrow for insurance and taxes), $200-$300 for utilities depending on how much we have to run the AC/heater, $400-$500ish for ALL food including what we eat at home and what we eat at restaurants, $80-ish per person for gasoline each month, another $50 or such in household expenses. Ballpark then is $1600 to keep the roof over our heads, our bellies full, the lights and water and Internet flowing, and to get to and from work. 25% of that is knocked off by having two room mates who are paying rent and utilities.

This is in an area of the US with a lower than average cost of living index, mind you. Also one of the worst wealth inequality gaps in the country. (We're not helping.)
#182 Dec 13 2013 at 2:09 PM Rating: Good
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Aside from the exotics, we have about $700 for our mortgage (which includes escrow for insurance and taxes)


That would get you a lovely half of a parking space around here.
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#183 Dec 13 2013 at 2:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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Speaking of, I'm the only guy in America it seems who did well on his ARM. It started at 4.25 for the first three years, went to 5.25, back down into the 4's and 3's and is now a mighty 2.375% at least through 2014 (same as 2013). I know I need to get a locked rate at some point but it's a tough internal sell when I know I'll be ~doubling my rate.

Edited, Dec 13th 2013 2:13pm by Jophiel
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#184 Dec 13 2013 at 2:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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I don't know anything about ARM - why would you be doubling it?

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#185 Dec 13 2013 at 2:15 PM Rating: Good
Well, that's why I don't live there.
#186 Dec 13 2013 at 2:18 PM Rating: Good
Nexa wrote:
I don't know anything about ARM - why would you be doubling it?

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Adjustable Rate Mortgage vs a fixed rate.

Fixed rate mortgages are at around 4-5% right now, depending on credit scores. So if he refinanced his ARM to a fixed rate, he'd go from 2.75% to .... well, probably twice that.

Thing is, the ARM is going to shoot back up eventually anyway.

Edited, Dec 13th 2013 3:18pm by Catwho
#187 Dec 13 2013 at 2:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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My rate is prime - 0.5, which is very nice.
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#188 Dec 13 2013 at 2:21 PM Rating: Decent
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I know I need to get a locked rate at some point

Really depends how much of the loan your could pay down if rates went up. That said, rates almost certainly aren't going up anytime soon. I think we refinanced at 3.25 most recently, which worked out to be the bottom of the most recent range purely by coincidence. Probably unlikely to do much better.
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#189 Dec 13 2013 at 2:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Catwho wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I don't know anything about ARM - why would you be doubling it?

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Adjustable Rate Mortgage vs a fixed rate.

Fixed rate mortgages are at around 4-5% right now, depending on credit scores. So if he refinanced his ARM to a fixed rate, he'd go from 2.75% to .... well, probably twice that.

Thing is, the ARM is going to shoot back up eventually anyway.

Edited, Dec 13th 2013 3:18pm by Catwho


Well I know what it IS, jesus, I'm not THAT bad. I just misread what he wrote. I thought he was saying that it was a condition of his ARM that if he refinanced to fixed it would be double whatever the ARM rate was at that time.

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#190 Dec 13 2013 at 2:26 PM Rating: Good
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Well I know what it IS, jesus, I'm not THAT bad.


Remember when we went to the big building made of stone and glass and the nice man in the suit gave us a house? It has to do with that.
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#191 Dec 13 2013 at 2:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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You brought her along? You're so progressive! Smiley: thumbsup
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#192 Dec 13 2013 at 2:30 PM Rating: Good
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You brought her along? You're so progressive!

Her and her 820 FICO. Surprisingly, "itinerant self employed guy who filed with the IRS as a professional gambler for a few years and paid cash for most things" doesn't impress Experian.
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#193 Dec 13 2013 at 2:36 PM Rating: Excellent
Nexa wrote:
Catwho wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I don't know anything about ARM - why would you be doubling it?

Nexa


Adjustable Rate Mortgage vs a fixed rate.

Fixed rate mortgages are at around 4-5% right now, depending on credit scores. So if he refinanced his ARM to a fixed rate, he'd go from 2.75% to .... well, probably twice that.

Thing is, the ARM is going to shoot back up eventually anyway.

Edited, Dec 13th 2013 3:18pm by Catwho


Well I know what it IS, jesus, I'm not THAT bad. I just misread what he wrote. I thought he was saying that it was a condition of his ARM that if he refinanced to fixed it would be double whatever the ARM rate was at that time.

Nexa


I forgot I was on the intelligent and well educated part of the Internet. I apologize.

This is what I get for reading newspaper comment sections in between ZAM postings.
#194 Dec 13 2013 at 3:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Her and her 820 FICO. Surprisingly, "itinerant self employed guy who filed with the IRS as a professional gambler for a few years and paid cash for most things" doesn't impress Experian.

Did you show them your checkbook?
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Thing is, the ARM is going to shoot back up eventually anyway.

My rate is locked to a max 1% annual increase so it couldn't go higher than 3.375% in 2015 even if rates shot up. But, of course, if they did shoot up it would just suck more to refinance into a fixed at 7% or something (making up numbers, you know what I mean).

Edited, Dec 13th 2013 3:43pm by Jophiel
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#195 Dec 13 2013 at 6:31 PM Rating: Good
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Did you show them your checkbook?

I was going to, but I had used all of the cheques to purchase bulk spelt so I could make bran muffins for $.11 each and thus spend an extra night at Disney World.

I'm joking, I'm barred from setting foot on any Disney theme park property.
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#196 Dec 13 2013 at 6:34 PM Rating: Good
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You punch one of the people dressed as Snow White in the kidney, too?
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#197 Dec 14 2013 at 1:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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Small world ride was too big, demanded a refund, things got ugly.

Edited, Dec 14th 2013 11:11am by someproteinguy
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#198 Jan 09 2014 at 7:58 AM Rating: Good
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Yesterday Boeing settled on a contract deal with it's aerospace workers, though settled might give the wrong type of picture. Basically they blackmailed Seattle workers by threatening to move production of their new 777x if the workers weren't willing to simply abide with Boeings demands - and Boeings demands were pretty much moving profits/wealth from the workers to shareholders.

Bloomberg Businessweek wrote:
Pensions died another death. The new contract ends the age-old pension system in favor of a defined-contribution, 401(k)-style plan. By now, many Americans consider a company pension as much a workplace relic as the wardrobes on Mad Men, but unions everywhere have clung to it fiercely. The new Boeing contract is another nail in that coffin.

Bloomberg Businessweek wrote:
Boeing won—and workers lost. Boeing’s decision to play hardball comes at a time of record prosperity for the company, which is boosting its dividend by 50 percent and buying back $10 billion in shares. For 2013, the company is likely to post record net income of $5 billion or more. Boeing’s “corporate power play” is more evidence that in the economic contest between labor and employer, most employees have little power to improve their collective lot.

Hedrick Smith, author of Who Stole the American Dream is today claiming that Boeing just stole another piece.

What I find so paradoxical is that local and state governments are throwing themselves at these big companies wooing them into their jurisdictions with TIFs, reduced labor costs, etc feeding dreams of economic stability only to realize down the road that their tax dollars are not only diminished but just as much in demand.
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#199 Jan 09 2014 at 8:03 AM Rating: Good
I have a pension at my company. Relic of the past and all. But we're very much old economy, and the manufacturing plants cannot be moved without incurring huge logistics penalties. I'm not sure if the manufacturing plant has unions or not.
#200 Jan 09 2014 at 8:09 AM Rating: Good
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I'm joking, I'm barred from setting foot on any Disney theme park property.
Really? haha. Sorry didn't mean to laugh.
(If there is a good story behind this, it needs to be told)
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#201 Jan 09 2014 at 8:11 AM Rating: Good
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He tried to show a few of the Disney Princesses a whole new world of positions.
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