someproteinguy wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
"I bought myself a nice looking toupee and now I save $50 every month on haircuts" is.
You haven't seen the badger pelt Smash calls a head.
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Dude, hair doesn't need to cost that much...
You haven't seen the badger pelt Smash calls a head.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
You haven't seen the badger pelt Smash calls a head.
It is a fine, oily pelt. Nexa breaks an egg over my kibble each morning to keep it shiny. Actually, there's an ever growing bald spot no the crown of my skull that I forget about until I see a picture of myself and consider going for the bald white douchebag look.
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Jophiel wrote:
I bought a nice looking artificial tree for 80% off a day after Christmas and save myself $60 on a decent live tree each year.
Artificial sounds great right about now.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Apparently mommy took her to the tree lighting Wednesday and our tree pales in comparison.
Buy a bigger tree. Jesus you people and your manufactured "problems"
Buy a bigger tree. Jesus you people and your manufactured "problems"
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
I was just guessing, I don't know how much a haircut normally costs. Four?
That would be what Gbaji pays. $1 a side.
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