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#1 Sep 17 2013 at 4:08 PM Rating: Decent
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http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/09/17/ohio-state-roommate-secret-basement/2824771/

A group of male students leasing a typical fixer-upper home near the school were unknowingly rooming with "some random guy" — in their basement.

I enjoy the adding of "male" to this article. Were it a group of "female" students, this might be a less lighthearted story. Because, you know, rape.

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#2 Sep 17 2013 at 4:47 PM Rating: Decent
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Sounds like a bit from Real Genius to me. Oh... Hah.
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#3 Sep 17 2013 at 6:35 PM Rating: Good
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Did he look like Steven Wright?
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#4 Sep 18 2013 at 7:32 AM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:


I enjoy the adding of "male" to this article. Were it a group of "female" students, this might be a less lighthearted story. Because, you know, rape.


...or, what if the squatter had turned out to be a girl.

Still rape??
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#5 Sep 18 2013 at 7:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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Butt rape isn't gender specific.
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or, what if the squatter had turned out to be a girl.

Still rape??


She'd still be living there, obviously.
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#7 Sep 18 2013 at 7:39 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:


I enjoy the adding of "male" to this article. Were it a group of "female" students, this might be a less lighthearted story. Because, you know, rape.


...or, what if the squatter had turned out to be a girl.

Still rape??


She would have been the one to find her drawers mysteriously opened, and stuffed animals with large black glassy eyes sitting in specific places of her room.
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