http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/09/17/ohio-state-roommate-secret-basement/2824771/
A group of male students leasing a typical fixer-upper home near the school were unknowingly rooming with "some random guy" — in their basement.
I enjoy the adding of "male" to this article. Were it a group of "female" students, this might be a less lighthearted story. Because, you know, rape.
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