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What about first names?
I already know all the people whose last names start with L.
I knew I was right about you and Shia LaBeouf entering into a limited partnership focused around making dreidels out of Louis L'Amour's bones. It's all coming together now...
I knew I was right about you and Shia LaBeouf entering into a limited partnership focused around making dreidels out of Louis L'Amour's bones. It's all coming together now...
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Should make them out of Shia LaBeouf's bones. In fact, I endorse any reason to kill Shia LaBeouf.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Well, his name translates to "the beef" so you'd have some stew fixin's, anyway.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Sure, if you can find them.
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