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#52 Apr 04 2013 at 10:21 AM Rating: Decent
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Hey now, Quebec isn't all bad. Friday me & my groomsmen head up there for a long weekend of booze, strippers, & Bruins. Ya, the french-canadiens can be rude to us english speakers, but your strippers pretty much make you touch which is a big no-no south of the border.


Quebec is somewhat larger than Montreal. Also, generally less interesting.
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#53 Apr 04 2013 at 10:38 AM Rating: Excellent
It'd be pretty awesome if Quebec was just Montreal.
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#54 Apr 04 2013 at 10:46 AM Rating: Good
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Then Montreal would be associated with all the bad aspects of Quebec.
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#55 Apr 04 2013 at 10:48 AM Rating: Decent
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Then Montreal would be associated with all the bad aspects of Quebec.

That's pretty much the case now. I mean Les Habitants alone provide enough negativity for an entire province.
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#56 Apr 04 2013 at 11:22 AM Rating: Good
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Beer is the one language pretty much everyone understands, though.


Not really; there are plenty of shitty, unintelligible dialects.
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#57 Apr 04 2013 at 1:15 PM Rating: Good
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When I pass through Quebec on my way into (or out of) northern Maine, there is a travel plaza area with a restaurant just before getting off the highway. I stop there for poutine. It's good.
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#58 Apr 04 2013 at 3:12 PM Rating: Excellent
I've had good times in Sherbrook as well. Mostly 'cause I was 18, from NH, & it was only about an hour drive as opposed to the 3hr drive to Montreal. The town has 1 strip club, 1 "club", & a truckstop and while most of the girls were...lacking, I had a good time buying lap dances for my friends with the ugliest strippers I could find.
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I guess Islam is fine, then! Smiley: grin
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