Hey now, Quebec isn't all bad. Friday me & my groomsmen head up there for a long weekend of booze, strippers, & Bruins. Ya, the french-canadiens can be rude to us english speakers, but your strippers pretty much make you touch which is a big no-no south of the border.
Quebec is somewhat larger than Montreal. Also, generally less interesting.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? ***. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.