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#27 Apr 03 2013 at 12:43 PM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
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What else are apples good for?

Cider?

Edited, Apr 3rd 2013 11:42am by someproteinguy
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Elinda wrote:
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What else are apples good for?

Cider?

Edited, Apr 3rd 2013 11:42am by someproteinguy
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#29 Apr 03 2013 at 1:09 PM Rating: Excellent
I'm just a silly Brit .... but why is a state religion required when it's been absent for so long? I am presuming this is just a news creating, hardline, vote winning ploy?
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They saw Arizona going ******* insane and decided to get on that bus.
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They saw Arizona going batsh*t insane and decided to get on that bus.

North Carolina: Arizona of the East Coast

You're free to use that one, NC Chamber of Commerce.
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#32 Apr 03 2013 at 4:33 PM Rating: Decent
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/shrug It's a standard 10th amendment argument. Not really anything new. Nothing in the proposed law mandates anything regarding religion, much less Christianity as suggested in the article. It simply says that the 1st amendment only restricts Congress from passing such laws, not the states. Honestly nothing wrong with the states rights angle at all. I just think they automatically make themselves targets for precisely the kind of backlash seen here when they foolishly focus on the 1st amendment rather than stating the issue in more broad terms.

Much ado about nothing really. In the midst of all the real problems going on right now, a somewhat stock declaration like this isn't that significant. It's just as meaningless as a state legislature deciding out of the blue to declare that they really do have a right to secede.
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In other sigh-worthy Republican shennanigans, Florida's GOP-controlled senate passed a bill banning all "drug paraphernalia" today (things such as pipes, bongs, and vaporizers). Apparently one of the few exceptions are wooden pipes. Ban takes effect on July 1st.


There goes about half of the local business around here. Smiley: oyvey
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#34 Apr 03 2013 at 5:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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sometimes I really hate my state Smiley: glare
Fortunately, this will in no way pass. Unfortunately, it's an utter waste of tax dollars that could be used elsewhere needed while some GOPs have a tantrum after being told they could not continue to have public prayers in places like school. It's also coming from a backwards, rural part of NC where even a lot of those who live there are appalled that this was brought up.

The person responsible for this can be reached here if you want to tell him how much of an idiot he is: Carl.Ford@ncleg.net
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#35 Apr 03 2013 at 6:19 PM Rating: Good
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#36 Apr 04 2013 at 7:11 AM Rating: Good
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Seriously?

Ok, not that hard to make I suppose. They just didn't work for crap - at least not compared to other easier home-made smoking contraptions.
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Elinda wrote:
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Seriously?
Ok, not that hard to make I suppose. They just didn't work for crap - at least not compared to other easier home-made smoking contraptions.
You're really underestimating the ability of pot turning people into Macguyver.
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Honestly nothing wrong with the states rights angle at all.

Other than stare decisis since the Civil War, no, nothing.
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You know, people spend a lot of time making fun of Quebec, but really, our one special little snowflake pales in comparison to the 20 or so special snow flakes you guys have. Glad to not be American and having to acknowledge I share my nationality with so many windowlickers.

Land of the Free indeed! Free to infringe upon others!
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#40 Apr 04 2013 at 7:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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Glad to not be American and having to acknowledge I share my nationality with so many windowlickers.
One of our problems is that everyone else sends their windowlickers to us. Like Justin Bieber.
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#41 Apr 04 2013 at 7:27 AM Rating: Good
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Is it our fault that we're smarter than you?

Now that I think about if, if we keep sending our windowlickers to you, if it's not our fault yet, it soon will be.

Edited, Apr 4th 2013 10:33am by Uglysasquatch
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You know, people spend a lot of time making fun of Quebec

Mostly other Canadians. WE don't discriminate down here, if you're from Vancouver, we assume you're named Le Fleur and only care aboot Hockey, Curling and maple syrup. The reality that you're probably named "Chang" doesn't really matter to us.
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
Is it our fault that we're smarter than you?

Now that I think about if, if we keep sending our windowlickers to you, if it's not our fault yet, it soon will be.

Edited, Apr 4th 2013 10:33am by Uglysasquatch
And you'll pay the price. When the confederacy attempts to re-establish itself and threatens our liberal way of life with it's stash of guns, we're all be exiling to Canada. We'll be bringing our guinea hens, pigmy goats, volvos and Kennedys with us. Personally, I'll be getting four horses and heading for Jasper, AB in search of that Rocky Mountain high.





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You know, people spend a lot of time making fun of Quebec

Mostly other Canadians. WE don't discriminate down here, if you're from Vancouver, we assume you're named Le Fleur and only care aboot Hockey, Curling and maple syrup. The reality that you're probably named "Chang" doesn't really matter to us.


and beer. I know a lovely asylum Canadian who lurves her beer
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Beer is the one language pretty much everyone understands, though.
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Glad to not be American and having to acknowledge I share my nationality with so many windowlickers.

Land of the Free indeed! Free to infringe upon others!

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Uglysasquatch wrote:
You know, people spend a lot of time making fun of Quebec, but really, our one special little snowflake pales in comparison to the 20 or so special snow flakes you guys have.

That's still a pretty big snowflake.

Elinda wrote:
Personally, I'll be getting four horses and heading for Jasper, AB in search of that Rocky Mountain high.

Too far north. Any place where -30C doesn't break some record isn't going to fly. I'll hide in Vancouver, at least I know I can do the rain thing.
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#48 Apr 04 2013 at 9:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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#49 Apr 04 2013 at 9:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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Fine, I'm just to lazy to go out and buy a block heater for my car. Smiley: bah

Edited, Apr 4th 2013 8:53am by someproteinguy
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and beer. I know a lovely asylum Canadian who lurves her beer

Yeah, but she drinks Newcastle. Nothing says Canadian like northeast England.
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#51 Apr 04 2013 at 10:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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You know, people spend a lot of time making fun of Quebec, but really, our one special little snowflake pales in comparison to the 20 or so special snow flakes you guys have. Glad to not be American and having to acknowledge I share my nationality with so many windowlickers.

Land of the Free indeed! Free to infringe upon others!


Hey now, Quebec isn't all bad. Friday me & my groomsmen head up there for a long weekend of booze, strippers, & Bruins. Ya, the french-canadiens can be rude to us english speakers, but your strippers pretty much make you touch which is a big no-no south of the border.
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