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#1 Mar 13 2013 at 6:01 PM Rating: Good
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Not nightmares, but dreams where you do bad things, but enjoy it.

I've had numerous dreams throughout the years where I do various illegal activities and have fun doing them. Makes me feel like I'm secretly a psychopath or a serial killer or something.
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#2 Mar 13 2013 at 6:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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#3 Mar 13 2013 at 6:52 PM Rating: Good
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According to the media you've been playing too many violent video games, so stop it.
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#4 Mar 13 2013 at 9:35 PM Rating: Good
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I had a dream I was in a small shack with a few other people, and zombies kept pushing their way inside. I was armed with a hammer and tried to bash them in the head as they entered. At one point, I bashed one who may not have been a zombie, as evidenced by his yelling out in pain. For some reason, I decided the only logical recourse was to continue hammering away on his skull to put him out of his misery, but even after dozens of blows, it wasn't working. However, I didn't enjoy this. I woke up really stressed out.
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#5 Mar 13 2013 at 9:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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#6 Mar 13 2013 at 10:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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I had a dream where I was in this weird dystopian world. My job was to skin people alive, also general clean up after other people done what they wanted to do with the bodies. Cleaned up after some guy cut a gal in half from crotch to mid sternum. Also had to clean the fence where a guy's face became imbedded in it. While I didn't enjoy it I was far from scared or frightened. Really odd considering I hate violent movies plus the games I was playing during that time period was WoW and WoW with a side of WoW.

I blame Obama.
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#7 Mar 13 2013 at 10:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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I just have stupid dreams. Like the one I had last night, where I decided to walk home from work, but instead I "rode" one of the office chairs and didn't make it home until 3 a.m. and it was still daylight outside. And oddly enough, I lived at the blind school here in town.

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#8 Mar 13 2013 at 10:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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Speaking of zombies, the other night I had a dream that I was dating Emma Stone. Nothing else to it, just happened to be dating Emma Stone.

It was weird because I don't have any particular interest in Ms. Stone. Lovely enough young lady but no one I spend a lot of time thinking about.
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#9 Mar 13 2013 at 10:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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I never remember my dreams unless I am really sick with a high fever or medicated, and those ones are screwed up even by my standards. I know I dream, because I'm told I talk in my sleep, but what about, i couldn't tell you. Which I've always considered somewhat unfair all things considered!
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#10 Mar 14 2013 at 6:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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I dream in puns a lot, sometimes bi- or tri-lingual puns. I dream in color. I talk to the dead.

You know, the usual.
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#11 Mar 14 2013 at 6:35 AM Rating: Decent
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I dream in puns a lot, sometimes bi- or tri-lingual puns.

Lies! Only I do this. I have a recurring dream that I'm fairly certain is Finnegans Wake, but performed by owls. I also quite frequently dream that I've killed someone I don't know (or recognize in any way) if extremely mundane fashion. I never seen very emotional about it, it's really banal.
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#12 Mar 14 2013 at 7:18 AM Rating: Good
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I had a dream once about one of you Zam characters. Smiley: sly

Sometimes I dream in another language that I'm perfectly fluent in. I enjoy those dreams.

I've had dreams a couple of times - but very rarely, where me or one of my family (kid or hubby) had killed someone more or less accidently. It's so horrible and such a relief to wake up from.
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#13 Mar 14 2013 at 7:41 AM Rating: Good
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Sometimes darkness washes over me and all I can see when I close my eyes is blood, death, and destruction like an endless abyss staring into my soul and also I love you guys, you're my best friends, YAAAY!
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#14 Mar 15 2013 at 8:31 PM Rating: Good
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I dreamt once that I killed my mother. When I woke up, I decided that was an excellent improvement over all the nightmares over the years where my mother or my father killed me. I decided I was making progress with my mental balance.
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