Jophiel wrote:
When I was in college, the local burrito joint advertised "Burritos as big as your head!"
I missed out on a golden money making opportunity.
I missed out on a golden money making opportunity.
Polish sausages as big as.......??
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Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Jophiel wrote:
gbaji wrote:
The fact that this image is the proof that Subway was making a false claim is also proof of the point I'm making.
It's not "the proof", it's just part of the evidence of the case.
Great! Then it's evidence of the point I'm making. Whatever word you feel more comfortable with I suppose.
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It's also an easy way to shut down the "But foot long can mean anything!" argument...
Yes. Because absent that, it's not so easy to shut down that argument. Thanks for playing.
BTW, you guys are way too easy.
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
BTW, you guys are way too easy.
This another one of your PeeWee Herman "I meant to do that!" moments?
Of course you did, sport. Of course you did
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
gbaji wrote:
BTW, you guys are way too easy.
It's early for you. Day off?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Jophiel wrote:
BrownDuck wrote:
http://imgur.com/xDiUOwu
Even better:
Also worth mentioning that no Subway sandwich in the history of Subway sandwiches has ever looked like that, length notwithstanding.
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I noticed that their most recent commercial doesn't have the yellow arrow any longer.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Well, I think the arrow and one foot measurement was mostly during the "Five, Five Dollar, Five Dollar Footlong" jingle commercials. I haven't seen those commercials in a while.
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No, it was a Five Dollar Footlong commercial with jingle. Made a half-assed effort to see if it was on Youtube but the signal:noise ratio there wasn't in my favor.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
When I was in college, the local burrito joint advertised "Burritos as big as your head!"
I missed out on a golden money making opportunity.
I missed out on a golden money making opportunity.
There's a place here that has a burrito "as big as a newborn baby." They actually have a picture up at the register of one of their burritos next to a new born baby. That burrito is huge.
Don't remember the jingle, but they've still got Five Dollar Foot Long tag going.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I'm sure I saw a Subway quick commercial during the ball game last night that was promoting the 5$ footlong (not the Jared commercial). It showed the ruler.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
I'm sure I saw a Subway quick commercial during the ball game last night that was promoting the 5$ footlong (not the Jared commercial). It showed the ruler.
I saw that as well. The logo in the left hand corner had the arrow underlining the "foot long" part.
Belkira wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
When I was in college, the local burrito joint advertised "Burritos as big as your head!"
I missed out on a golden money making opportunity.
I missed out on a golden money making opportunity.
There's a place here that has a burrito "as big as a newborn baby." They actually have a picture up at the register of one of their burritos next to a new born baby. That burrito is huge.
That's... incredibly creepy.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Belkira wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
When I was in college, the local burrito joint advertised "Burritos as big as your head!"
I missed out on a golden money making opportunity.
I missed out on a golden money making opportunity.
There's a place here that has a burrito "as big as a newborn baby." They actually have a picture up at the register of one of their burritos next to a new born baby. That burrito is huge.
It probably feels like you're giving birth when you've finished digesting it.
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Samira wrote:
Belkira wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
When I was in college, the local burrito joint advertised "Burritos as big as your head!"
I missed out on a golden money making opportunity.
I missed out on a golden money making opportunity.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
catwho wrote:
Elinda wrote:
I'm sure I saw a Subway quick commercial during the ball game last night that was promoting the 5$ footlong (not the Jared commercial). It showed the ruler.
I saw that as well. The logo in the left hand corner had the arrow underlining the "foot long" part.
Yeah. I noticed that too. Also noticed it just said "Footlong", and not "1 ft". So either they're planning on fixing the bread length, or they're just not that concerned about the cost of said lawsuit versus benefits of continuing to use the phrase when describing their sandwiches.
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
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