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Hannah is goddamned fucking adorable. She's one of only a few kids I've observed (via Nexa's stories) that make me believe I'd actually want to have kids some day. That said, I would take the uncensored route. She's going to learn the sentiment going through life, it's better with you two explaining the reasoning behind it to prep her for encountering things like this outside your home.
Give everyone stupid names.
After finishing the Narnia series, make sure to seek out Neil Gaimans "The Problem of Susan" to put a nice happy ending on the whole series. Or traumatize your daughter.
It's odd, because it's one of the few Gaiman short stories/novels neither of us has read. I'm sure we will at some point. Hannah wants to read the His Dark Materials series next, so we'll probably do that.
It's odd, because it's one of the few Gaiman short stories/novels neither of us has read. I'm sure we will at some point. Hannah wants to read the His Dark Materials series next, so we'll probably do that.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Just read her 50 Shades of Grey. I hear that's a good yarn.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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This thread is just adorable. Smasharoo, you really are a regular cutie and a good father to be so worried and concerned and you have a bright little girl there.
I've been concerned about similar since becoming an Aunt and I think I would take a similar line as Smasharoo.
I've been concerned about similar since becoming an Aunt and I think I would take a similar line as Smasharoo.
SayingHi wrote:
This thread is just adorable. Smasharoo, you really are a regular cutie ...
Am I the only one with an image of Smash sputtering and head-spinning trying to figure out how to respond to this?
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Probably. I picture him just saying "Hellz yeah I am pimp..."
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Probably. I picture him just saying "Hellz yeah I am pimp..."
Every night as she falls gently asleep to the sound of my voice I shout "Fuck yeah. Nailed it!" Then wake her up for a chest bump.
Every night as she falls gently asleep to the sound of my voice I shout "Fuck yeah. Nailed it!" Then wake her up for a chest bump.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Dump a cooler of Gatorade into her bed.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Smash would be the Coach in that scenario though. So Hannah would have to dump the Gatorade on him after he woke her up for the chest bump.
It'd be both celebratory, and a ********** you, I was asleep".
It'd be both celebratory, and a ********** you, I was asleep".
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Forget the gatorade. Flip a car and set it on fire. THAT is how you celebrate.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
When Dracoid was ickle I always adapted my reading to make sure things were relevant to his formative mind. I found it useful to emphasise the central Marxist tenets of The Hungry Caterpillar in case they were too subtle in the original text.
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