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#777 Feb 12 2013 at 3:02 PM Rating: Decent
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Again, it's that pesky 2nd amendment.
Rational examination of it would show that a simple safety course is in line with being a well regulated gun owner. But no, keep bringing those emotional and irrational arguments.


Similar regulations on voting would be called voter suppression of the poor and the ACLU would be all over the case. Again, the issue isn't about whether people should take a firearms safety course, but whether the government should require it as a prerequisite to owning a firearm. Doubly so if the cost is borne by the person. Something that seems quite reasonable to you and I can also be used as a means of inhibiting people's rights simply by making the cost or time or hoops required difficult enough to deter people from bothering.
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gbaji wrote:
Sure. There's not a lot of resistance against reasonable requirements to prove who you are and that you are not currently denied the right to own a gun (by being a felon or declared mentally incompetent) when purchasing a firearm.

There's a crapload of resistance against registration of all firearms, publicly accessible lists of any time you've purchased a firearm, etc. However, you're required to register to vote and voting records are all public record.

Maybe you should pay more attention to what your folks are howling about.
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#779 Feb 12 2013 at 3:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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gbaji wrote:
Similar regulations on voting would be called voter suppression of the poor and the ACLU would be all over the case.
Except that voting isn't a tool to kill, but hey this is your irrational and emotionally charged tangent so you keep telling yourself they're similar in any way possible. I bet it helps stem the tears at night.
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lolgaxe wrote:
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Similar regulations on voting would be called voter suppression of the poor and the ACLU would be all over the case.
Except that voting isn't a tool to kill, but hey this is your irrational and emotionally charged tangent so you keep telling yourself they're similar in any way possible. I bet it helps stem the tears at night.

Every time we vote to cut medicare, we vote to kill a senior citizen! Smiley: tinfoilhat
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Well, yeah. the two aren't comparable at all but it's still funny to poke holes in Gbaji's moronic comparison even within its framework.

I guess the lack of resistance to required registration of all firearms and public records of all purchases is why the NRA isn't fighting tooth and nail to keep those private sales and gun shows going. I mean, they're good enough for voting so they're good enough for the NRA! Yay, liberty!
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#782 Feb 12 2013 at 3:16 PM Rating: Default
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Registration and a record kept of each time you exercise the right? You're only able to own a gun once every couple years or so?

Treating guns likes votes? Bold move for someone from Illinois.


How about we allow people to use guns to vote?


Votes are a substitute for weapons and civil war. Please tell me you understand this? The default means of determining new leadership is for each potential leader to gather his supporters and take control. If it's contested, his side fights with the other guys side until a winner is determined. Hereditary rule is one method of determining new leadership in a more civilized manner and without this potential bloodshed (although that still didn't always work). Elections are another method.

So yeah, in our system of government, votes are essentially a stand in for guns and bullets. We fight a civil war every election, only we do it by writing names on pieces of paper instead of shooting at each other.

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Exactly. You do realize you're just a polite convention away from being shot by people who disagree with you politically, right? We build up that convention and place great store in it, but it's important to realize what we're really doing when we vote. Part of the rationale behind the 2nd amendment is that if those conventions should fail "the people" can always enforce it via actual force instead of a simulation in the form of an election. Take away that ability and elections and votes become just an empty convention with nothing behind them. In that situation, the government can ignore the people with impunity because their pieces of paper don't have any actual power if those in power choose not to honor them.


So yes, guns should be treated like votes. Because in terms of civil society, that's exactly what they represent.
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So yeah, in our system of government, votes are essentially a stand in for guns and bullets.
Fun fact: We don't let people vote on whether we're going to shoot people in other countries. So you're for strict regulations and the limiting of arms in civilian hands now?
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We fight a civil war every election, only we do it by writing names on pieces of paper instead of shooting at each other.

This explains why the South keeps losing. And to a Negro!
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So yes, guns should be treated like votes. Because in terms of civil society, that's exactly what they represent.

Really, gunshots would be votes. Except your tortured analogy as you scramble for some "freedom!" high ground is already dumb enough.

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#785 Feb 12 2013 at 3:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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Last time I check a stolen vote didn't shoot up a grade school.
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gbaji wrote:
So yeah, in our system of government, votes are essentially a stand in for guns and bullets. We fight a civil war every election, only we do it by writing names on pieces of paper instead of shooting at each other.


Which can be extremely annoying to those of us west of the Mississippi. Seriously it's been 150 years, move on people. Smiley: disappointed
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#787 Feb 12 2013 at 3:24 PM Rating: Default
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lolgaxe wrote:
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So yeah, in our system of government, votes are essentially a stand in for guns and bullets.
Fun fact: We don't let people vote on whether we're going to shoot people in other countries. So you're for strict regulations and the limiting of arms in civilian hands now?


We vote to determine who represents us in our government. We vote to determine which leader gets to sit in a position of power, and which doesn't. It is a direct substitute for two guys gathering their followers and fighting for control. BTW, this is what we were seeing in Iraq with the faction fighting. I said then that this wasn't an indication of democracy failing, but simply a different form. Democracy occurs when those factions realize that the outcomes are going to be the same whether their followers fight using weapons, or fight using votes. But one results in a lot fewer people dying, which tends to appeal to all sides of the conflict.

The flip side is true as well though. Democracy fails when the outcome will be different if their followers fight using weapons rather than with votes.
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On the other hand, just as each person gets one vote per cycle, I think it's again fair that they only get one gun. What if I'm trying to "vote" at someone and he pulls out a "vote-stick" in each hand?! Is Gbaji in favor of multiple votes per person!?! As many votes as you can afford to buy--- well, ok. He probably is. But still...
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gbaji wrote:
Democracy occurs when those factions realize that the outcomes are going to be the same whether their followers fight using weapons, or fight using votes.

Gbaji said it, not me: Democrats are much better at armed combat than Republicans.
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#790 Feb 12 2013 at 3:26 PM Rating: Default
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So yes, guns should be treated like votes. Because in terms of civil society, that's exactly what they represent.

Really, gunshots would be votes. Except your tortured analogy as you scramble for some "freedom!" high ground is already dumb enough.


No. Each person, armed with a gun (weapon of the time really), fights for his side and counts as one person fighting for his side. Each person, armed with a vote, fights for his side and counts as one person fighting for his side. Unless you think that in wars, each person just fires one shot at the other side and then goes home?
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Unless you think that in wars, each person just fires one shot at the other side and then goes home?

Maybe you don't understand how voting works.

Or, more accurately, maybe you're clinging to an asinine analogy instead of quietly backing yourself out of it.
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Seriously. Gbaji needs a radio show. I'd totally listen.
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It's also possible that Gbaji has no clue how war works and actually think that if your army has 100 guys and the other guy's army has 99 guys, you'll win 100% of the time.
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#795 Feb 12 2013 at 3:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm still waiting for him to show us some data of someone filling in the circle at the voting booth has resulted in someone's death, but I'm sure he thinks we forgot that's what his argument was meant to counter. We wouldn't want any rational examination of data when you can wax patriotic, which is in no way emotional at all.
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lolgaxe wrote:
I'm still waiting for him to show us some data of someone filling in the circle at the voting booth has resulted in someone's death, but I'm sure he thinks we forgot that's what his argument was meant to counter. We wouldn't want any rational examination of data when you can wax patriotic, which is in no way emotional at all.


I'm still waiting for him to counter my list to his challenge that he provided.
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This explains why the South keeps losing. And to a Negro!


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Jophiel wrote:
It's also possible that Gbaji has no clue how war works and actually think that if your army has 100 guys and the other guy's army has 99 guys, you'll win 100% of the time.


And yet, you've never questioned why "paper covers rock" means you have to empty the dishwasher. It's like mental disconnect day in here or something.
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gbaji wrote:
It's like mental disconnect day in here or something.
I wonder what that looks like from your point of view?
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gbaji wrote:
It's like mental disconnect day in here or something.

Yup.
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#801gbaji, Posted: Feb 12 2013 at 8:15 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) You guys seriously don't understand that votes are a replacement for violent conflict as a means of deciding who leads us? That's bizarre. It's bizarre that so many of you don't know this, but it's even more bizarre that when exposed to the idea you reject it out of hand, not because it isn't a monumentally obvious observation about the societal function of voting, but because you don't like the implication. There's a fallacy there (I don't believe something is true because I don't want it to be true).
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