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I imagine they'll send Natalia Kaspersky to bring him in...

#1 Nov 14 2012 at 8:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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He should combine them and have a 17 year old girlfriend/bodyguard. Hot!

He has a team of underage ninja hookers, it's just not in the article. He calls them his "security essentials".

Try the veal.
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