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#802 Nov 09 2012 at 10:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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I keep reloading hoping to see Gbaji. I suppose it is time I retreated from this site.

He was on the visitors list the day after the election. I assume he just doesn't have much to say after the loss.
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#803 Nov 09 2012 at 10:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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Even intelligent people can be dumb as hell. Gbaji would be an example. He's not unintelligent, he's just willfully uninformed.

O'Reilly is brilliant in terms of pandering to his target audience. Whether or not he honestly believes the crap he says doesn't really matter, because his job isn't really giving his opinion, it's giving the opinion that fox viewers want to hear.
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Even intelligent people can be dumb as hell. Gbaji would be an example. He's not unintelligent

Let's not jump to wold conclusions, here.

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I keep reloading hoping to see Gbaji. I suppose it is time I retreated from this site.

He was on the visitors list the day after the election. I assume he just doesn't have much to say after the loss.



Sore loser.

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He was on the visitors list the day after the election. I assume he just doesn't have much to say after the loss.

It's been 10 years. Surely we understand his MO, by now. He'll wait to post about some unrelated topic and treat the election as if it didn't exist. At a certain time removed from it, he'll claim to have "suspected" that Obama was going to win in a landslide, and have thought Romney was a bad candidate. Whoever the next great milquetoast hope is will be the solution to all his problems.
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Did Varus send you a check yet?

What do you think?
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#808 Nov 09 2012 at 11:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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Did Varus send you a check yet?

What do you think?


He did; but you'll claim you never got it in the hope he'll send another one. Smiley: smile

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#809 Nov 09 2012 at 11:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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What do you think?
What? Such a gentleman, who stands for truth and justice, has reneged on your agreement? Perish the thought, you besmirch him. It's probably just in the mail.
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#810 Nov 09 2012 at 11:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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Varus is able to create a thousand new accounts in order to say "Nig---" but can't manage to pay his debts. How very conservative of him.

Some weekend reading for you kids.
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#812 Nov 09 2012 at 11:37 AM Rating: Good
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Varus is able to create a thousand new accounts in order to say "Nig---" but can't manage to pay his debts.
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http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/11/republicans_voter_fraud_tests.php?ref=fpa

Hmmm...Gbaji?
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#814 Nov 09 2012 at 12:14 PM Rating: Good
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Obama doing a stand up right now.

Oddly seems to think that winning by 125 EV and 4% of the popular vote is some sort of mandate. The GOP is going to be very disappointed.
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Dick Morris already said 332 EV was a narrow Obama victory (versus a 320 EV "Romney landslide" as predicted).
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#817 Nov 09 2012 at 1:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Supreme executive power does derive from a mandate from the masses, after all.
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The CEO of Murray Energy, an Ohio-based coal company, said the reelection of President Obama "was no cause for celebration. It was a time for prayer - and layoffs," the Washington Post reports.

Robert Murray read a prayer to a group of company staff members on the day after the election, lamenting the direction of the country and asking: "Lord, please forgive me and anyone with me in Murray Energy Corp. for the decisions that we are now forced to make to preserve the very existence of any of the enterprises that you have helped us build."

He then announced layoffs of 156 people at two subsidiaries.

This is the same company that forced its employees to attend a Mitt Romney rally last summer and lose pay as a result.
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#819 Nov 09 2012 at 2:00 PM Rating: Excellent
Wow, that is just a dick move. I mean seriously, what possible legitimate reason would he have for laying off all those people just because Obama won? He doesn't know what Obama is going to do or not do to the coal industry. That is such BS.

Also, thanks for the book tip Joph, that actually looks interesting.
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#820 Nov 09 2012 at 2:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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No no no, see they had the option to either keep their jobs or vote for Romney. Nothing dicky about having choices, commie liberal.
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While I can see how a Democrat in the White House doesn't bode well for a coal company or anything, I can't imagine tying the two this closely is a good idea. Some ACLU lawyer is running around their office right now in an excited frenzy.
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Just like he defended the whole "Show up for no pay" Romney visit, Gbaji will tell us that this is how every company does it.
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He was on the visitors list the day after the election. I assume he just doesn't have much to say after the loss.

It's been 10 years. Surely we understand his MO, by now. He'll wait to post about some unrelated topic and treat the election as if it didn't exist. At a certain time removed from it, he'll claim to have "suspected" that Obama was going to win in a landslide, and have thought Romney was a bad candidate. Whoever the next great milquetoast hope is will be the solution to all his problems.


The reality is that gbaji is an AI in the early stages of development, designed to chinese room us with collated soundbites from republican talking heads. The doctrinal turmoil of defeat made it prudent to disable him for a few days until a new shared reality asserts itself.
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Maybe he's one of the crying white people from that Tumblr blog.
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In other news, Petraeus has resigned as CIA director due to having an affair. Cue conspiracy theories in 3... 2... 1....

Though I must admit, unless he was screwing some Taliban women and giving up state secrets, an affair seems a pretty tame reason to resign Smiley: dubious
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#826 Nov 09 2012 at 2:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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MORE LIEK GENERAL "BETRAY-US, WITH 'US' IN THIS INSTANCE BEING HIS WIFE", AMIRITE??
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MORE LIEK GENERAL "BETRAY-US

Is it bad that I read this exact quote from several people? Smiley: oyvey
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#828 Nov 09 2012 at 3:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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More important:

Who'd he sleep with?
Is she hot?
Is there a video of it?
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Is it bad that I read this exact quote from several people? Smiley: oyvey

I suppose it depends on if they thought they were being original or if they were intentionally riffing on the full page MoveOn.org New York Times ad during the Iraq hearings.
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Who'd he sleep with?
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Is there a video of it?


This..
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There's already places to get porn of old dudes fucking 20 year olds if that's your thing Smiley: um
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Pfft, no go. Without the political dramas it's just another bad porno.
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Though I must admit, unless he was screwing some Taliban women and giving up state secrets, an affair seems a pretty tame reason to resign Smiley: dubious

At best, it shows incredibly poor judgement from your CIA Director. At worst, it's leverage for blackmail or some other release of classified info.

worse =/= worst

Edited, Nov 9th 2012 3:21pm by Jophiel
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I pretty much just assume that a bad breakup let to her threatening to use the information against him. Not necessarily actually turning to blackmail, but making it clear that it was a possibility.

There's only one defense against it, which is to release the information on your own terms instead.

I am a little surprised he resigned over it though. Would it have hurt to ride the storm until you could see how much people even cared? I mean, it's not like he's an elected official.

Of course, that's assuming it wasn't a personal choice, protect his marriage, yadda yadda. Resigning takes him, and his family, out of the spotlight much faster.
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From what I've heard, Obama asked Petraeus to stay on but Petraeus was set on resigning. Whether it was an honor thing or a family thing or feeling he was compromised or what, who knows.

Some people are suggesting he resigned because he was going to testify before Congress in a week about Benghazi. That seems unlikely. For one thing, Petraeus is respected by both sides of the aisle (he was the commanding general in Iraq for GWB) so this isn't like the GOP salivating to attack Eric Holder. For another thing, Congress can subpoena him to testify even if he's a private citizen. Still, I guess the "He had to take a dive to protect Obama from scandal" line fits some people's narrative better than the reality.
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The first key official in the Obama administration to leave his post is CIA Director David Petraeus.

The Daily Mail reports that he “stepped down to deal with the ‘personal and professional issues’ surrounding his relationship with a woman who is not his wife.”

Sources tell NBC News says that “Mike Morrell, the deputy CIA director and a longtime CIA officer, would likely be offered the job as acting director but with the understanding that he may be elevated to the job permanently at some point.”

Tom Ricks has a behind the scenes look: “I am told that President Obama tried to talk Petraeus out of resigning, but Petraeus took the samurai route and insisted that he had done a dishonorable thing and now had to try to balance it by doing the honorable thing and stepping down as CIA director.”


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Tom Ricks has a behind the scenes look: “I am told that President Obama tried to talk Petraeus out of resigning, but Petraeus took the samurai route and insisted that he had done a dishonorable thing and now had to try to balance it by doing the honorable thing and stepping down as CIA director.”


The Samurai way would have been to slash open his belly while Obama goes Highlander on him.
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Tom Ricks has a behind the scenes look: “I am told that President Obama tried to talk Petraeus out of resigning, but Petraeus took the samurai route and insisted that he had done a dishonorable thing and now had to try to balance it by doing the honorable thing and stepping down as CIA director.”


The Samurai way would have been to slash open his belly while Obama goes Highlander on him.

Considering I made my own harakiri reference this week I wanted to say this. Smiley: disappointed
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I think he cheated so he could resign. It's much easier that way. Less suspicious.
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I think he cheated so he could resign. It's much easier that way. Less suspicious.
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Regardless of whether you meant that as a joke or not, it is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard you say. And given your posts on all things Gay, that's saying a lot.
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I guess I don't really see the connection. Can you explain why?
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I guess I don't really see the connection. Can you explain why?


I think she was joking in agreement that he shouldn't have resigned by showing how silly it would be if you look at it in a "normal" person's life.
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Beyond the standard issues with a high ranking intelligence official having an affair, choosing to do so with a published author has to rank just under "Affair with Natasha Fatale" on the poor choices meter. What's that, bad break-up and embittered ex-mistress? Your story is soon to be available on hardback and Kindle?...
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At best, it shows incredibly poor judgement from your CIA Director.


You mean getting caught by the FBI, right? I agree with that. The idea that most powerful men are faithful to their wives is a quaint fantasy.
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Sure. Whatever the rate is of CIA directors banging chicks besides their wife, when it's public it's time to go.
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Holy shit you're bored without Gbaji to try and pick a fight over that Smiley: laugh
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Beyond the standard issues with a high ranking intelligence official having an affair, choosing to do so with a published author has to rank just under "Affair with Natasha Fatale" on the poor choices meter. What's that, bad break-up and embittered ex-mistress? Your story is soon to be available on hardback and Kindle?...


He just announced his new book, "If I had an affair, this is how I would have done it"
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And 4 days later... President Obama just won Florida.... phewww. that was close..
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My tablet's news feeder helpfully followed up "Obama wins Florida" with "Tops Romney in Electoral College Count".

Thanks, news thingie!


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I guess when they meant that this would be a close race, they meant the popular vote without Cali?
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