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#427 Nov 06 2012 at 7:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm hearing that Linda McMahon has now spent $100 million on her two failed senate bids. Seriously, how much do you really want to be a senator, woman?
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#428 Nov 06 2012 at 7:38 PM Rating: Default
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I feel sorry Florida.. No matter what, the US will hate them.
#429 Nov 06 2012 at 7:39 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
I'm hearing that Linda McMahon has now spent $100 million on her two failed senate bids. Seriously, how much do you really want to be a senator, woman?

Well let me tell you somethin', brother!
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#430 Nov 06 2012 at 7:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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apparently we won't know the Floria results until after the Mayan apocalypse
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#431 Nov 06 2012 at 7:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Obama's leading FL by 2 with 60% in and they haven't even started counting Miami-Dade or Broward counties yet.
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#432 Nov 06 2012 at 7:44 PM Rating: Decent
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I feel sorry Florida.. No matter what, the US will hate them.


Yeah. It keeps flipping back and forth.
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#433 Nov 06 2012 at 7:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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yeah, you'd think Romney would be a cake walk
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#434 Nov 06 2012 at 7:50 PM Rating: Good
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yeah, you'd think Romney would be a cake walk
Hey, try NPR's big board. It's not a map but looks like it could be a bit friendlier to a mobile device.

it updates every 15 secs..


Edited, Nov 7th 2012 2:50am by Elinda
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#435 Nov 06 2012 at 7:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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someone explain to me how the hell electing the house works
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#436 Nov 06 2012 at 7:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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I feel sorry Florida.. No matter what, the US will hate them.

My ballot caused a jam in the election machine. If my vote didn't go through, I'm gonna be piiiiiiiissed!
#437 Nov 06 2012 at 7:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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someone explain to me how the hell electing the house works

I don't even know what this means. You vote for your congressional House rep...
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#438 Nov 06 2012 at 7:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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politico is being good to me right now. i expect you lot to alert me to anything specific i need to investigate.
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#439 Nov 06 2012 at 7:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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i mean in terms of when you vote for them. didn't you guys just elect half of them two years ago?
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#440 Nov 06 2012 at 7:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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I ordered a 16" pizza with a coupon for an additional free 12" and they brought me two 16" pizzas. Now I don't even care who gets the most votes because the real winner is me!
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#441 Nov 06 2012 at 7:55 PM Rating: Decent
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
i mean in terms of when you vote for them. didn't you guys just elect half of them two years ago?


House members serve a term of 2 years. So the entire house is up for re-election every general election. Senators serve a term of 6 years, so roughly a third of the senate is up for re-election in every general election.
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#442 Nov 06 2012 at 7:55 PM Rating: Good
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
i mean in terms of when you vote for them. didn't you guys just elect half of them two years ago?


House has 2 year terms
Senate has 6 year terms (split up every 2 years for elections)
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#443 Nov 06 2012 at 7:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
i mean in terms of when you vote for them. didn't you guys just elect half of them two years ago?

All House reps are up for election every two years (of course most races aren't competitive).

Senate terms are six years so there's a lot of rolling elections there. Every two years it's a different batch up for the vote.
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#444 Nov 06 2012 at 7:56 PM Rating: Decent
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politico is being good to me right now. i expect you lot to alert me to anything specific i need to investigate.


They're calling the whole thing for our alien overlords.
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#445 Nov 06 2012 at 7:57 PM Rating: Good
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I knew Kodos would get it eventually.
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#446 Nov 06 2012 at 7:58 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
I ordered a 16" pizza with a coupon for an additional free 12" and they brought me two 16" pizzas. Now I don't even care who gets the most votes because the real winner is me!

Is it really winning?

How do you feel eating an extra quarter of a pizza you didn't pay for honestly?
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#447 Nov 06 2012 at 7:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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that makes sense. for some reason two years ago i thought you were only voting for some of the districts
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#448 Nov 06 2012 at 7:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'd feel pretty ******* fantastic
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#449 Nov 06 2012 at 8:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
How do you feel eating an extra quarter of a pizza you didn't pay for honestly?

Like a liberal.
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#450 Nov 06 2012 at 8:02 PM Rating: Decent
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Romney blown out in Michigan, bad news for them in OH.
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#451 Nov 06 2012 at 8:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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hah, all the red states called the instant the polls closed
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