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#227 Oct 04 2012 at 8:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
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If I had to choose who to go for a beer with based solely on that debate it'd be Romney, hands down.

Sure. You'd get two beers. Sweet.
Don't you work? We have to keep that 30% going, you know.
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#228 Oct 04 2012 at 8:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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I said I was getting paid more, not that I was working more. It's the American dream!
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#229 Oct 04 2012 at 8:59 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
I said I was getting paid more, not that I was working more. It's the American dream!
I'll drink to that, ese.
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#230 Oct 04 2012 at 9:07 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Yodabunny wrote:
If I had to choose who to go for a beer with based solely on that debate it'd be Romney, hands down.

Sure. You'd get two beers. Sweet.


Yep :).

Point is, without prior knowledge Romney looks pretty **** good in this debate. Still wouldn't vote for him, but I'm A. Not American, and B. Not lacking prior knowledge.
#231 Oct 04 2012 at 9:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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Obama's lost the support of KitchenAid; it's all downhill from here. Smiley: disappointed
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#232 Oct 04 2012 at 9:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
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I said I was getting paid more, not that I was working more. It's the American dream!
I'll drink to that, ese.
When referring to my Jophed, please use "koleś" in place of ese/buddy/dude.
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#233 Oct 04 2012 at 9:20 AM Rating: Good
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"Obama better hope a Kicked *** is covered under Obamacare." --Dennis Miller via Twitter

Lol.

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#234 Oct 04 2012 at 9:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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At least Miller's humor is still consistent.
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#235 Oct 04 2012 at 11:10 AM Rating: Decent
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Man, Obama really suffered in Gallup tracking after last night. Approval/Disapproval down to 54/42. Oh wait, that's much better. Someone needs to tell this idiots what the narrative is. Tomorrow, no doubt.
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#236 Oct 04 2012 at 11:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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Before someone else brings it up, Gallup is a rolling one week poll. Unless they were polling at 11pm last night, I doubt anyone has been contacted by them post-debate for today's results.

I'm assuming you're talking about their standard tracker and not some special poll they've done.
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#238 Oct 04 2012 at 12:03 PM Rating: Decent
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Before someone else brings it up, Gallup is a rolling one week poll. Unless they were polling at 11pm last night, I doubt anyone has been contacted by them post-debate for today's results.

I'm assuming you're talking about their standard tracker and not some special poll they've done.


It ruins the trolling. Fat, stupid hobbit. RUINS it!
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#240 Oct 04 2012 at 12:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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crazylegz1975 wrote:
If the leeches vote en masse like they did in 2008 obama wins. If not obama loses.
Weren't you the one ******** about the will of the people the other day?
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#241 Oct 04 2012 at 12:13 PM Rating: Good
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If the leeches vote en masse like they did in 2008 obama wins


It's true, if everyone voted, the Democrats would win every election. The entire Republican election theory depends on suppressing some number of voters.
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#242 Oct 04 2012 at 12:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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@daveweigel: At speech in Colorado, President Obama tells Americans that the jerk store has run out of Mitt Romney.
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#243 Oct 04 2012 at 12:31 PM Rating: Good
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Miller's humor is contagious.
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#244 Oct 04 2012 at 12:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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Poor Miller and Twitter's limits. It's hard to get "So I was watching President Obama at the debate and I swear he was just like al-Qama at the battle of Covadonga in 711 AD when he fought Pelayo and lost despite numerically superior forces, thus setting the stage for Romney's very own Reconquista with the voters, you know what I mean...?" into 140 characters.
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#245 Oct 04 2012 at 12:55 PM Rating: Good
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What the **** is a rant?
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#247 Oct 04 2012 at 1:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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crazylegz1975 wrote:
The number of voters should be thinned out as to avert disasters like obama in the future.
You're for freedom except when you disagree with it. Not particularly interesting, as your gimmick made that easy to see. Could you at least try to be less predictable, my little liberal buddy in disguise?
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#248 Oct 04 2012 at 1:11 PM Rating: Decent
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crazylegz1975 wrote:
The number of voters should be thinned out


You guys should limit voting to regular business hours 9-5 Mon - Fri. That'll save money AND thin out the voters!
#249 Oct 04 2012 at 1:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yodabunny wrote:
crazylegz1975 wrote:
The number of voters should be thinned out


You guys should limit voting to regular business hours 9-5 Mon - Fri. That'll save money AND thin out the voters!


Well that'd be the end for me. I'm rather attached to my sitting at home and googling propositions and people I've never heard of before filling in the oval thingy.
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#251 Oct 04 2012 at 1:30 PM Rating: Good
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crazylegz1975 wrote:
If it were up to me
Ha.
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