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#1 Oct 03 2012 at 6:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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~30 min to show time.

Gonna watch on PBS. Those CNN live audience polling graphs and Wolf Blitzer's head popping in from the side bars or whatever gives me hives.
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#2 Oct 03 2012 at 6:27 PM Rating: Default
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A little premature aren't we? Are you always like this?
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#3 Oct 03 2012 at 6:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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Prepared? Always.
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#4 Oct 03 2012 at 6:34 PM Rating: Good
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I may just watch it because for some reason I'm still awake.
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#5 Oct 03 2012 at 6:57 PM Rating: Decent
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Nexa and I will be watching on the Span. The have constant split screen coverage for real time reaction shots without liberal media editing tactics. I suspect Obama will roll his eyes grotesquely like the guy from Birth of a Nation at every Romney response.

And give out free phones.
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#6 Oct 03 2012 at 6:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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I don't get HD C-Span and that dog won't hunt. I might as well be staring at cave drawings at that point.
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#7 Oct 03 2012 at 6:59 PM Rating: Good
I'm streaming it on X-Box so my avatar gets an outfit.

America, fuck ya.
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#9 Oct 03 2012 at 7:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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I was listening to Stern today and he mentioned he would drink whenever Obama said "folks". He also mentioned he thought he would mention Osama Bin Laden at least once, but no more than twice.
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Lehrer seems **** off at something.
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He doesn't blink much. His eyes are like marbles staring into my soul.
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#12 Oct 03 2012 at 7:04 PM Rating: Good
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Romney isn't brown any more...
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#13 Oct 03 2012 at 7:04 PM Rating: Good
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Obama even won the coin toss. Poor Mttens
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#14 Oct 03 2012 at 7:04 PM Rating: Good
Romney doesn't look as confident as Obama, even walking out.
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Humanizing moment dulled by a crowd commanded not to respond.
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Maybe wishing his wife Happy Anniversary wasn't the strongest start.....
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And that baby was Paul Ryan...
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#18 Oct 03 2012 at 7:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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Romney was more human making his remark to Obama than his rehearsed lines about meeting sad people.
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#19 Oct 03 2012 at 7:08 PM Rating: Decent
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So are we going to be doing a play by play?
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Does Romney have a spy camera in his flag pin?
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Trickle Down Government? These **** need to get Bruce Villanche, clearly.
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So are we going to be doing a play by play?

It's a post-whore-a-palooza
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Does Romney have a spy camera in his flag pin?


I assume it's a tiny diaramma of him **** on the United States.
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#24 Oct 03 2012 at 7:09 PM Rating: Good
Obama's tie is pretty psychedelic. Or maybe that's the weed talking...
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#25 Oct 03 2012 at 7:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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So are we going to be doing a play by play?

It's a post-whore-a-palooza
I'm voting for the candidate that raises my post count the highest.
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Obama's tie is pretty psychedelic. Or maybe that's the weed talking...


No, it doesn't read against the background.
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#27 Oct 03 2012 at 7:11 PM Rating: Decent
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Romney: "I don't have a tax cut"

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#28 Oct 03 2012 at 7:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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He failed to cite Biden on "buried"
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#30 Oct 03 2012 at 7:12 PM Rating: Good
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Romney: "I don't have a tax cut"

Not since 5 minutes ago, sure.
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#31 Oct 03 2012 at 7:13 PM Rating: Good
Good for Romney, pretending to be the savior of the middle class. Smart move after his 47% debacle.
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Amazingly, Romney being far too wonkish.
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Romney: What we need are more coal mining jobs.
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Romeny is rambling already and we are only 5 minutes in.
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#35 Oct 03 2012 at 7:14 PM Rating: Good
"Clean coal". Ha!
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#36 Oct 03 2012 at 7:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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I feel like Romney thinks no one was previously informed about his platform.
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#37 Oct 03 2012 at 7:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Romney assumes (probably correctly) that people will start flipping channels by 30min in so he needs to place his talking points early.
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#39 Oct 03 2012 at 7:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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"Meh, uh, buh, meh, uh..."
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and interrupting the moderator classy.
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#41 Oct 03 2012 at 7:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Romney: My children lie to me like they were darkies.
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#42 Oct 03 2012 at 7:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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Lehrer looks like he wants to rap Romney on the knuckles with a ruler.
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#43 Oct 03 2012 at 7:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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Obama should mention that the study Romney dislikes came from the same people Romney lauded during the primaries.
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#44 Oct 03 2012 at 7:19 PM Rating: Good
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False.
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Obama: Foolishly bringing math into it.
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Clinton earns a buck!
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HOLLA BUBBA!
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Obama: Trump's junk - tiny.
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#50 Oct 03 2012 at 7:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Romney doesn't have a good smirk. His smirk is impatient grandmother...he even looks like he has dentures when he smirks.

Obama's smirk is a wise, yet "I'm totally gonna spank that **** later" kinda smirk. I can get behind a smirk like that...or in front of it, whatever.

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The problem with telling jokes ("Trump") is that the audience can't respond but they don't make good sound bites later either.
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