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The best thing I can say for Obama's performance in the last ten minutes is that hopefully most people have gotten bored and switched the channel already.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Obama: I'm Lincoln, get it? Railroads, ******** Railroads. YOLO!
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Obama's rambling on the "role of federal government" section. Can't say I'm thrilled with his performance.
"I love great schools" -- daring policy position.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Romney: Massachusetts has the #1 schools in the nation...under Deval Patrick.
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Romney: Pursuit of happiness, means every man for himself.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
"We're all children of the same God... 'cept Muslims"
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Aaaaaaand, on behalf of everyone not believing in a Christian god, f*ck you Romney. Your god is not mine (mostly because I don't have one).
Romney: Black President - more food-stamps. Do I need to draw you a map?
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Weak zinger
Belkira wrote:
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"best healthcare in the world"
what?
what?
Romney's reached the point where he throws **** at the wall & hopes it sticks.
Later than I thought it'd be, honestly.
Later than I thought it'd be, honestly.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Romney: "I'm all for green energy!"
As someone from MA who remembers how he fought Cape Wind tooth and nail, I call BS on this one.
As someone from MA who remembers how he fought Cape Wind tooth and nail, I call BS on this one.
Watching the "undecided" votes on the bottom of the screen on CNN has been interesting. Seemingly every time Romney speaks, men go positive and women flatline. When Obama does, women go positive and men flatline.
That could of been a decent jab at Romney, but it took Obama too long to get there.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Good thing more chicks vote than men, I guess.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Yeah. Obama definitely needs to learn to edit himself.
Romney "wins" but not in a way that substantially changes the hole he needs to dig out of.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Romney: It's important to not listen to words, but look at the record! .... I'll get the middle class up, and income up, and 12 million new jobs.
... please ignore my record, as I have nothing to back this up.
... please ignore my record, as I have nothing to back this up.
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