Jophiel wrote:
Yodabunny wrote:
If I had to choose who to go for a beer with based solely on that debate it'd be Romney, hands down.
Sure. You'd get two beers. Sweet.
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Sure. You'd get two beers. Sweet.
I said I was getting paid more, not that I was working more. It's the American dream!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
I said I was getting paid more, not that I was working more. It's the American dream!
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Jophiel wrote:
Yodabunny wrote:
If I had to choose who to go for a beer with based solely on that debate it'd be Romney, hands down.
Sure. You'd get two beers. Sweet.
Yep :).
Point is, without prior knowledge Romney looks pretty damn good in this debate. Still wouldn't vote for him, but I'm A. Not American, and B. Not lacking prior knowledge.
Obama's lost the support of KitchenAid; it's all downhill from here. 
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
lolgaxe wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
I said I was getting paid more, not that I was working more. It's the American dream!
"Obama better hope a Kicked *** is covered under Obamacare." --Dennis Miller via Twitter
Lol.
Totem
Lol.
Totem
At least Miller's humor is still consistent.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Man, Obama really suffered in Gallup tracking after last night. Approval/Disapproval down to 54/42. Oh wait, that's much better. Someone needs to tell this idiots what the narrative is. Tomorrow, no doubt.
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Before someone else brings it up, Gallup is a rolling one week poll. Unless they were polling at 11pm last night, I doubt anyone has been contacted by them post-debate for today's results.
I'm assuming you're talking about their standard tracker and not some special poll they've done.
I'm assuming you're talking about their standard tracker and not some special poll they've done.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Before someone else brings it up, Gallup is a rolling one week poll. Unless they were polling at 11pm last night, I doubt anyone has been contacted by them post-debate for today's results.
I'm assuming you're talking about their standard tracker and not some special poll they've done.
It ruins the trolling. Fat, stupid hobbit. RUINS it!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
crazylegz1975 wrote:
If the leeches vote en masse like they did in 2008 obama wins. If not obama loses.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
If the leeches vote en masse like they did in 2008 obama wins
It's true, if everyone voted, the Democrats would win every election. The entire Republican election theory depends on suppressing some number of voters.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
*snrk*
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@daveweigel: At speech in Colorado, President Obama tells Americans that the jerk store has run out of Mitt Romney.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Miller's humor is contagious.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Poor Miller and Twitter's limits. It's hard to get "So I was watching President Obama at the debate and I swear he was just like al-Qama at the battle of Covadonga in 711 AD when he fought Pelayo and lost despite numerically superior forces, thus setting the stage for Romney's very own Reconquista with the voters, you know what I mean...?" into 140 characters.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
What the hell is a rant?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
crazylegz1975 wrote:
The number of voters should be thinned out as to avert disasters like obama in the future.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
crazylegz1975 wrote:
The number of voters should be thinned out
You guys should limit voting to regular business hours 9-5 Mon - Fri. That'll save money AND thin out the voters!
Yodabunny wrote:
crazylegz1975 wrote:
The number of voters should be thinned out
You guys should limit voting to regular business hours 9-5 Mon - Fri. That'll save money AND thin out the voters!
Well that'd be the end for me. I'm rather attached to my sitting at home and googling propositions and people I've never heard of before filling in the oval thingy.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
crazylegz1975 wrote:
If it were up to me
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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