Not a major fan of his stance on the military, but otherwise he isn't bad. Also saw him bungee jump at a state fair once. That was kinda cool.
Gary Johnson, Libertarian - he's pro dope and was a two-term governor of Enchantment land.
Uncle Obama isn't catchy enough?
Once the Michelle Obama "Whitey" video is released, he's DOOOOOOOOMMMMMEEEDDDDDD....
Yeah, I know, it probably has nothing to do with him.