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#77 Aug 21 2012 at 10:15 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Having worked in retail and having seen the bathrooms, chicks are fuckin' gross, man.

Edited, Aug 21st 2012 9:14am by Jophiel
It was just lipstick!
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#78 Aug 21 2012 at 11:06 AM Rating: Good
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Yeah, lipstick all over the stall.
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#79 Aug 22 2012 at 3:46 PM Rating: Decent
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It shouldn't be necessary to evaluate and prepare materiel before the act of pooping.
Before dropping trou', I know the location of the current roll as well as backup rolls, regardless of how much tissue I expect to need. Always be prepared.

This x1000! Something I got in the habit of doing is using a bit of toilet paper to wipe down the seat before using it (doubly so for a public toilet). This avoids the concern of sitting in someone else's pee drops *and* ensures that you've checked that there's sufficient TP for your needs.


Wait, people don't do this? Even if I was the last one who used the toilet I do this. No toilet seat is infallible to splashing. On the topic of which way the roll faces.. I can deal with either or. If I'm the one putting it on though it always goes over the top. I have switched it from under to over on occasions when it was annoying me and touching the wall though.

Also, it feels like I'm the only one in the house who properly uses the toilet seats. Our toilet has the seat thingy, and then the cover. It's easy to move them separately or at the same time. I always put both of them down whenever I'm done with either deed, but I commonly enter the bathroom to find the cover up and the seat down.

Also also, what is wrong with people whose dispenser is far enough away from the toilet that you have to make an active effort to get tp off it? I remember in my younger years I actually had to lean just to reach the dispenser in my friend's bathroom. And don't get me started on toilets that are way too high, it's all too common in public toilets nowadays. Those things are supposed to be low. Humans are build to **** while squatting, not while sitting with their toes barely reaching the floor.

Edited, Aug 22nd 2012 5:48pm by Deadgye
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#80 Aug 22 2012 at 3:59 PM Rating: Decent
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[quote=DeadgyeAlso, it feels like I'm the only one in the house who properly uses the toilet seats. Our toilet has the seat thingy, and then the cover. It's easy to move them separately or at the same time. I always put both of them down whenever I'm done with either deed, but I commonly enter the bathroom to find the cover up and the seat down. [/quote]
My wife goes to extreme lengths to ***** at me for leaving the toilet seat up (which I do maybe once a year) but every month she leaves the toilet cover up with her bloody mess left in it.

And no, I don't need a $35 stepstool just to squat on the toilet. We use an upside-down Duplo bucket for that.
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#81 Aug 22 2012 at 3:59 PM Rating: Good
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Deadgye wrote:
And don't get me started on toilets that are way too high, it's all too common in public toilets nowadays. Those things are supposed to be low. Humans are build to **** while squatting, not while sitting with their toes barely reaching the floor.


You're just really short. I'm only 6 foot tall and have one of the higher toilets at my home, don't have any problems... I actually don't like the really low ones where it feels like my knees are up to my chest.

I also don't lower the toilet seat cover unless I'm cleaning it. It is almost always in the up position. Being that I'm a single male, my toilet seat is also usually in the up position as well.
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#82 Aug 22 2012 at 5:16 PM Rating: Decent
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You're just really short. I'm only 6 foot tall and have one of the higher toilets at my home, don't have any problems... I actually don't like the really low ones where it feels like my knees are up to my chest.

I'm probably around 5'11 iirc. You apparently haven't used some of the public toilets that I have. And regardless of whether you may like or not, your body sh*ts better when it's in a position for sh*tting, instead of a position for sitting.

Edited, Aug 22nd 2012 7:18pm by Deadgye
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