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#1 Jul 02 2012 at 8:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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In aeons past, a thread arose. The Thread. The ones the ancient ones spoke of with hushed breath lest they disturb its fitful slumber. The one heroes ran from, cowering in fear. The one kings and rulers worldwide outlawed on shere principle. The one featured on The home shopping network in 2002 shortly before the "zeta" incident... Yes indeed, you have found "That" thread in this very forum.

And now you are reading it!

Post a Reply to the Thread Of Doom if you dare, and see what doomy fate befalls your post for our very amusement. No post is safe! Not even this one!

be afraid... be very afraid! Mwhahahaha!!!!!!of doom!
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#2 Jul 02 2012 at 8:50 PM Rating: Good
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If there was some non cumbersome way to teleport you a high priced escort, I would. Out of pity, you understand, but I'd still do it.

Alternately, Hannah has been playing Microsoft Flight. When did that franchise fall in the crapper. When she said "I landed the plane!" after playing for 5 minutes, I realized it wasn't at all the maddening frustration machine I had hoped.
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They ramped down the default difficulty with the introduction of Microsoft Combat Flight Simulator just before Flight simulator X was released. There really isn't a good modern flight simulator that is accurate in terms of difficulty out there at the moment. Because it might train terrorsts to aim large objects at other large objects or something.

And your reply.... is doomed to be edited by Gbaji!
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#4 Jul 02 2012 at 9:12 PM Rating: Good
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Have her play Top Gun on Nintendo and completely destroy her hopes of being a pilot. Or enjoying video games.

Doom post edit: Your post was doomed to have a poll about nosehairs in it:
Nosehair is
Perfecly normal :2 (11.8%)
Icky :1 (5.9%)
A useful construction material in crafting argyle socks :6 (35.3%)
choice 5. It was choice 4, but now it's choice 5 so there! :8 (47.1%)
Total:17


Edited, Jul 2nd 2012 8:18pm by Kaolian
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#5 Jul 02 2012 at 9:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Doom post edit!

˙noʎ ou

Edited, Jul 2nd 2012 8:30pm by Kaolian
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#6 Jul 02 2012 at 9:34 PM Rating: Decent
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Doom on you
Doom on you
Doom on you
TAE KWON DODOS, ATTACK!!
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#7 Jul 02 2012 at 9:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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Doom on you
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Doom on you
TAE KWON DODOS, ATTACK!!


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2! and scary looking lady in background
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#8 Jul 02 2012 at 10:05 PM Rating: Good
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Viva la Revolution!

Edited, Jul 2nd 2012 10:09pm by Kaolian
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#9 Jul 02 2012 at 10:58 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm too tired to post something interesting. I can't wait until the end of the day tomorrow, I've got a five day weekend to coming. I really need the rest.

This post is doomed to contain a video on fascenating aardvaark facts!



Edited, Jul 2nd 2012 10:05pm by Kaolian
#10 Jul 03 2012 at 12:57 AM Rating: Good
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I can't tell whether it feels like this thread is actually emanating a menacing doom-filled aura, or if someone just has gas... Smiley: dubious

Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 12:53am by Kaolian
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Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
#11 Jul 03 2012 at 1:15 AM Rating: Good
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Wha...?

DOOOM Stegosaurus!!!

 
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Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 12:56am by Kaolian
#12 Jul 03 2012 at 1:30 AM Rating: Good
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What the @#%^ is going on here...? Smiley: confused
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...? Smiley: confused
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...? Smiley: confused
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...? Smiley: confused




Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 12:58am by Kaolian
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#15 Jul 03 2012 at 2:31 AM Rating: Good
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#16 Jul 03 2012 at 5:51 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...? Smiley: confused
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...? Smiley: confused
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...? Smiley: confused
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...? Smiley: confused




Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 12:58am by Kaolian
Did Kao just edit in a quote pyramid? Now you really know he's lost it. Someone's going to get BANT before this thread is through.
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Yeah, I think Kao has finally gone off his rocker, he'll turn into a dictator with illusions of grandeur next I think.
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#18 Jul 03 2012 at 6:45 AM Rating: Good
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Doom Edit Holy crap! It's a Doom Lion! Get in the Doom Car! of doom!

Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 7:08am by Kaolian
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#19 Jul 03 2012 at 6:45 AM Rating: Good
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When can I have a 10k title?

Asking for a title in the Doom Thread will likely result in "10K Title of Doom" as a title. because that would be amusing.

Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 7:09am by Kaolian
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#20 Jul 03 2012 at 6:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 7:10am by Kaolian
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Spoonless wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...? Smiley: confused
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...? Smiley: confused
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...? Smiley: confused
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...? Smiley: confused




Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 12:58am by Kaolian
Someone's going to get BANT before this thread is through.
You smelt it you dealt it.
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Elinda wrote:
Spoonless wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...? Smiley: confused
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...? Smiley: confused
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...? Smiley: confused
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What the @#%^ is going on here...? Smiley: confused




Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 12:58am by Kaolian
Someone's going to get BANT before this thread is through.
You smelt it you dealt it.


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  • I was certain Kaolian was warning us that gbaji had returned with a 15,000 word rebuttal to the majority decision on the ACA.

    Edited, Jul 3rd 2012 7:11am by Kaolian
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    #25 Jul 03 2012 at 8:09 AM Rating: Good
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    Yeah, I think Kao has finally gone off his rocker, he'll turn into a dictator with illusions of grandeur next I think.
    I hope he has a spiffy hat. You can't be a dictator without a spiffy hat.
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    I have an awsome helicopter beanie. Also one of those old school egypt explorer hats. Perhaps the two shall be combined into the most awsome hat ever!
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