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#27 Jul 02 2012 at 8:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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On a side note, I see some new cars these days are not equiped with ashtrays at all. Why is Detroit in the biz of social engineering?

GM is owned by Obama. Smiley: tinfoilhat
Isn't Obama an smoker?

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I'm just gonna watch this discussion from the sidelines as I puff on my e-cig...
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e-cigs are for wussies.

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Last week, I saw a guy with an eyepatch and a gold monocle and pointed him out to Flea as one of the most awesome things I've seen, ever. If I had an eyepatch and a gold monocle, I'd always dress up as Mr. Peanut but with a hook hand and a parrot.
#30 Jul 02 2012 at 8:44 PM Rating: Decent
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If only these magical sweeping machines were used everywhere. Too bad for those places without such magical machines.


****, where do they not clean the streets? Wherever that might be, the lucky bastards that have managed to build some sort of internal combustion transport device deserve to be able to throw things out of the windows, in a simple act of charity, allowing the other hillbillies in the holler to spin tunics out of the cotton from filters.

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#31 Jul 02 2012 at 8:50 PM Rating: Good
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If only these magical sweeping machines were used everywhere. Too bad for those places without such magical machines.


@#%^, where do they not clean the streets?


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#32 Jul 02 2012 at 9:13 PM Rating: Good
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Those **** Street Zambonis are annoying every other day.
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Those **** Street Zambonis are annoying every other day.

Especially when you work nights and try to sleep at mid-day.
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#34 Jul 02 2012 at 9:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Those **** Street Zambonis are annoying every other day.


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#35 Jul 02 2012 at 9:52 PM Rating: Good
What, none of you geeks are excited CERN is going to announce they pretty much found the Higgs Boson on the 4th? I am disappoint.
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What, none of you geeks are excited CERN is going to announce they pretty much found the Higgs Boson on the 4th? I am disappoint.


I'll believe it when they say it. The last big announcement was underwhelming (was the "non carbon life" thing, if I remember right?), makes me very skeptical to get excited prior to the hyped release of fringe science 'news'.
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#37 Jul 02 2012 at 10:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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I already have a higgs boson. Thats how you get the admin hat around here. You find theoretical physics particles, and then they let you ban things. Darqflame found the 4th Quark (it was hiding under a ferengi)
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I already have a higgs boson. Thats how you get the admin hat around here. You find theoretical physics particles, and then they let you ban things. Darqflame found the 4th Quark (it was hiding under a ferengi)


What was she doing with that Ferengi to find it?
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#39 Jul 02 2012 at 10:11 PM Rating: Good
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I'll believe it when they say it. The last big announcement was underwhelming (was the "non carbon life" thing, if I remember right?), makes me very skeptical to get excited prior to the hyped release of fringe science 'news'.


CERN had nothing to do with that, ****** US scientists did. It's my understanding that the announcement that'll come out the 4th is that two different teams working with the LHG have found evidence of the higgs pretty much where they thought they would find it. They'll be pretty subdued about the announcement though, considering media outlets are already saying "OMG, THEY FOUND THE "GOD PARTICLE!".

I'm looking at you, Hufingtonpost.
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#40 Jul 02 2012 at 10:44 PM Rating: Good
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Is Smash really arguing that littering is acceptable because someone will come along and clean it up?
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Is Smash really arguing that littering is acceptable because someone will come along and clean it up?

That's what prison labor is for. Gotta keep all those cons workin'.
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#43 Jul 03 2012 at 3:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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In Augusta (ME) last week they voted in favor of adding tobacco products to the litter law - $100 fine for dropping your ****.


I hope that they're providing enough garbage cans on high foot-traffic streets then.

Seriously? It's a freaking cigarette ****. Only slightly more massive than a gum wrapper. I doubt there will be a sudden overflow of waste receptacles city wide.


I always cringe when ever I see people driving in front of me flip their butts out the window. They smoke in their cars, but heaven forbid they keep a small tray to carry the butts? I don't toss my bottles out the window when I'm done drinking. I don't toss my wrappers out the window when I'm done snacking on the stick of beef jerky I picked up at the gas station. I'm pretty sure those smokers don't do that either. But apparently they have no problems tossing those butts. It's like people don't think of butts as garbage. Before my workplace restricted smoking (now only allowed to in one break area outside) there were butts all over the parking lot and at every entrance. They'd just throw them on the ground, step on them, and walk away.

The thing I'd worry about is people throwing lit butts into a standard garbage can and it catching fire. They used to do that at work all the time, and suddenly there'd be a barrel on fire.


I just hold onto my butts until I reach a garbage or ashtray. I never understand why people can't just put their butts in an ash tray in their car, and just empty the ashtray at the first chance, or why anyone would neglect to put their cigarettes out before throwing them in the trash. I just tend to assume those people are stupid.
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#44 Jul 03 2012 at 4:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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See, here's the problem with your analogy. None of the other items you mention emit a toxic sticky substance with a persistent odor in the confined space of a sealed vesicle cabin. Neither do parts of them disintegrate into fine ash. Nor are they @#%^ing aflame. Starting to get an inkling of the differences yet, moron?


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I'll believe it when they say it. The last big announcement was underwhelming (was the "non carbon life" thing, if I remember right?), makes me very skeptical to get excited prior to the hyped release of fringe science 'news'.


CERN had nothing to do with that, sh*tty US scientists did. It's my understanding that the announcement that'll come out the 4th is that two different teams working with the LHG have found evidence of the higgs pretty much where they thought they would find it. They'll be pretty subdued about the announcement though, considering media outlets are already saying "OMG, THEY FOUND THE "GOD PARTICLE!".

I'm looking at you, Hufingtonpost.


Yeah, AFAIK they didn't find it yet; they found its "footprint."

In other news, we've found Big Foot's footprint too!!!

(Granted, I put more stock in Higgs boson research, but that old adage about chickens and hatching and counting and whatnot applies).
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#46 Jul 03 2012 at 5:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, AFAIK they didn't find it yet; they found its "footprint."

In other news, we've found Big Foot's footprint too!!!


That was the exact same thing my new overnight bellman @ work told me when discussing this with him. I then had to try to carefully explain that just because the media calls the higgs-boson the "god particle" doesn't mean science has found god, rather science has, almost, found what gives particles mass & finding this will confirm the standard model.

He still got mad & stormed off. Smiley: banghead

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#47 Jul 03 2012 at 5:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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This seems like a good thread to mention that I'm still not smoking. Been... five weeks now? Six? When was Memorial Day?

Anyway, yeah. That.


Good work! I know it's not easy. Or if it is, @#%^ you!

No, it's still not easy. I'm currently living with my sister and her boyfriend. They smoke.

Ugh.

Moving in a week and a half though, yay!
#48 Jul 03 2012 at 6:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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I haven't bought cigarettes in a while but if I'm out with friends (particularly if we're drinking) and someone offers one, I don't quite have the willpower to say 'no'.
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I haven't bought cigarettes in a while but if I'm out with friends (particularly if we're drinking) and someone offers one, I don't quite have the willpower to say 'no'.

I find myself in that boat. Only when I've had a few drinks though. I don't get cravings though, which is strange.
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In other news, we've found Big Foot's footprint too!!!
It's just Shaq.
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