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#1 Jun 18 2012 at 5:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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I see baby pix!!!
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#2 Jun 18 2012 at 7:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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Who called Father's Day? I was two days early.Smiley: glare
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#3 Jun 18 2012 at 7:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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I missed twice, then called Father's Day and threatened Nexa with waiting until the 4th if she missed my arbitrary deadline. Clearly I not only won, but engineered my victory.
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#4 Jun 18 2012 at 7:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
I missed twice, then called Father's Day and threatened Nexa with waiting until the 4th if she missed my arbitrary deadline. Clearly I not only won, but engineered my victory.
Link? I thought I just looked at the thread but missed anyone saying June 17/FD.
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#5 Jun 18 2012 at 8:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh, I wouldn't have called it by date. I only go for the holiday estimations.

AND it was my third guess, which sort of negates the whole "mission accomplished" vibe.
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#6 Jun 18 2012 at 10:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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No fireworks for baby this time!

Congo rats to the parenty types!

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#7 Jun 19 2012 at 7:30 AM Rating: Good
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I voted Ralph Nader.
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#8 Jun 19 2012 at 8:03 AM Rating: Good
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My original guess the whole time was June 16, so I was the closest on my original guess, thereby making me the winner.

Now, what did I win?
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#9 Jun 19 2012 at 8:21 AM Rating: Decent
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BDJ wrote:
My original guess the whole time was June 16, so I was the closest on my original guess, thereby making me the winner.

Now, what did I win?
Tread lightly. I nailed the date on the nose for an Asylum baby once - can't remember if it was Tare, DSD, or Flea. I do remember my prize was a big fat 'default' rating on my post mentioning my perceptiveness.

Where are the stats, pics, etc?

I hate having to assume mother and baby are doing well. Smiley: confused
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#10 Jun 19 2012 at 9:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
Where are the stats, pics, etc?

I hate having to assume mother and baby are doing well. Smiley: confused
The poster usually gets to make the decision on how much he/she wants to share. Seeing as Smash himself posted in another thread in a joking tone about his wife birthing on Father's Day, it's a safe assumption. Let's wait until Smash or Nexa posts whatever they feel like sharing here.
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#11 Jun 19 2012 at 9:08 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
BDJ wrote:
My original guess the whole time was June 16, so I was the closest on my original guess, thereby making me the winner.

Now, what did I win?
Tread lightly. I nailed the date on the nose for an Asylum baby once - can't remember if it was Tare, DSD, or Flea. I do remember my prize was a big fat 'default' rating on my post mentioning my perceptiveness.

Where are the stats, pics, etc?

I hate having to assume mother and baby are doing well. Smiley: confused


Well, I didn't nail it on the head, I just had the closest original guess, so I'll take my chances.
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#12 Jun 19 2012 at 12:01 PM Rating: Good
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Nexa is fine, the baby is well, we're just super busy for obvious reasons. We're just home from the hospital. We'll eventually post some photos for people who aren't Facebook friends with Nexa. I asked her if she wanted to do it sooner and she said "people who aren't on my facebook? **** those losers" or something along those lines...
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..... "people who aren't on my facebook? @#%^ those losers" or something along those lines...
Clearly just postpartum anger.

Hurry back with the photos, dimensions, name, and hair color.
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#14 Jun 19 2012 at 3:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm on Nexa's FB. I saw the pics. I win.
#15 Jun 19 2012 at 4:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm on Nexa's FB. I saw the pics. I win.

Wait... I ALSO win. Does this mean we have to split the baby? Smiley: mad
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#17 Jun 19 2012 at 4:15 PM Rating: Good
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Dibs on the top half.
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Dibs on the front half
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#19 Jun 19 2012 at 4:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dibs on the front half

Now my own joke made me sad. Smiley: frown I guess I found my limit.
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Dibs on the front half

Now my own joke made me sad. Smiley: frown I guess I found my limit.


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#21 Jun 19 2012 at 9:19 PM Rating: Good
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Wait, if you split a baby, you end up with a top and a front half? What do those two haves consist of?
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#22 Jun 20 2012 at 7:28 AM Rating: Good
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Third base.
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#23 Jun 25 2012 at 5:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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He hasn't learned to speak yet, so he can only communicate with you idiots non verbally. So far he's mastered one sign that should allow him to respond to most posts here successfully.


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#24 Jun 25 2012 at 6:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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What the ****, why is he signaling "bunt"?
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#25 Jun 25 2012 at 7:14 PM Rating: Good
Looks like he's flipping us off to me. Smiley: lol

He's cute though! Good job.
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#26 Jun 25 2012 at 7:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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Wait, now he's signalling "whoosh". Man, this kid needs to learn the late-game signs.

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