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#1 May 14 2012 at 10:49 AM Rating: Excellent
Someone link me the pool thread* for when the apocalypse is coming (spawn of Smash). I can't be ***** to search.

*If you f'ucking slackers haven't created it yet, shame on you.
#2 May 14 2012 at 11:03 AM Rating: Good
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Don't think there was, but I've got five on December 12.
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#3 May 14 2012 at 12:41 PM Rating: Excellent
Ok, then. Should one present itself later, I will rectify. I'm going to call Evil's Baby Momma dropping demon spawn June 10.
#4 May 14 2012 at 1:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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MoebiusLord wrote:
Ok, then. Should one present itself later, I will rectify. I'm going to call Evil's Baby Momma dropping demon spawn June 10.


Why do you hate me? If this baby comes early, I'm going to have a nervous breakdown.

Actually, the 10th wouldn't be so bad...at least I'll be home.

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#5 May 14 2012 at 1:32 PM Rating: Excellent
Nexa wrote:
MoebiusLord wrote:
Ok, then. Should one present itself later, I will rectify. I'm going to call Evil's Baby Momma dropping demon spawn June 10.


Why do you hate me? If this baby comes early, I'm going to have a nervous breakdown.

Actually, the 10th wouldn't be so bad...at least I'll be home.

Nexa

Seriously? You want to go to due date?!? I love you enough to hope for a couple of days of relief. It's only a couple because of the father. If it was mine, I'd be pulling for at least a week.
#6 May 14 2012 at 2:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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Moe, I would've thought you'd pick 6am on June 6. Mark of the beast, and all that.

Congrats on the future Mini-Smexa.
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#7 May 14 2012 at 5:53 PM Rating: Good
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I prefer Nexaroo. Smexa sounds horrible
June 14 at 2:45pm is my vote
#8 May 15 2012 at 12:16 AM Rating: Good
But Smexa sounds Smexy.
#9 May 15 2012 at 5:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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June 6, the anniversary of the invasion of Normandy. Not sure why that seems appropriate, really.
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#10 May 15 2012 at 6:27 AM Rating: Good
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But Smexa sounds Smexy.
Sounds more like smegma to me.
#11 May 15 2012 at 6:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
But Smexa sounds Smexy.
Sounds more like smegma to me.

This.
#12 May 15 2012 at 2:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
June 6, the anniversary of the invasion of Normandy. Not sure why that seems appropriate, really.


Smiley: mad

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#13 May 15 2012 at 7:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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4th of July!
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#14 May 15 2012 at 10:23 PM Rating: Good
That's just mean Kao. Smiley: lol
#15 May 16 2012 at 12:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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#16 May 16 2012 at 3:16 AM Rating: Good
And that's almost an entire month after her due date, provided I read that correctly and June 10th is her due date? Or is it later than that?
#17 May 16 2012 at 4:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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It's the 14th.

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#18 May 16 2012 at 10:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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June 20th, 1:47 pm.

Edited, May 16th 2012 12:06pm by Tare
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#19 May 16 2012 at 10:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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June 21st, 3:15am.

Might as well get used to being up all night early on. Smiley: nod

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#20 May 16 2012 at 11:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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June 20th, 1:47 pm.

Edited, May 16th 2012 12:06pm by Tare


That would also be bad - that's Hannah's last day of school and it's a half day.

I would just like to go on my due date. It is already on my calendar. If it were to happen on the weekend before or after, I suppose that would be ok too.

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#21 May 16 2012 at 12:03 PM Rating: Good
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June 16 at 12:28 am, but only because it's my son's birth date and time and it's close enough to your due date to be possible.
#22 May 16 2012 at 12:10 PM Rating: Good
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June 12, 7:14 PM EDT.

Edited, May 16th 2012 2:11pm by Spoonless
#23 May 16 2012 at 1:44 PM Rating: Good
Doesn't it get incredibly uncomfortable (like more than normal) once you get a few days past your due date? Or is that just what TV likes to tell us?
#24 May 16 2012 at 2:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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Doesn't it get incredibly uncomfortable (like more than normal) once you get a few days past your due date? Or is that just what TV likes to tell us?

According to most mothers who have shared an opinion with me, it gets incredibly uncomfortable well before the due date.
#25 May 16 2012 at 2:48 PM Rating: Good
Yeah, that's why I put the "more than normal" part in there. Smiley: tongue I just remember watching the episode of Roseanne where Jackie is several days past her due date and her navel is like inside out and sticking out, and she's whining and crying about how horrible she feels. Granted, Jackie whines and complains a lot in that show, but this was a lot more than she normally did.
#26 May 16 2012 at 5:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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MoebiusLord wrote:
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Doesn't it get incredibly uncomfortable (like more than normal) once you get a few days past your due date? Or is that just what TV likes to tell us?

According to most mothers who have shared an opinion with me, it gets incredibly uncomfortable well before the due date.

It's incredibly uncomfortable about 3 weeks after conception.
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