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#1 Dec 20 2011 at 6:08 AM Rating: Sub-Default
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Kao recently, when threatening to 86 me from the internet, indicated that I should apologise to the lot of you. He was rather professional about the whole thing, despite the circumstances.

So, let's get to it. I apologise to any of you that have felt offended by opinions I've expressed. I'm sorry, truly sorry, that there are people who would have less objective opinions than yours for no reason other than to antagonise you. I'm sorry that old age tends to make people grouchy, petty and small-minded. I'm sorry that the karma system is easily circumvented and occasionally forces you to suffer the horrors of differing viewpoints. I'm sorry that the internet is full of dullards who don't understand that "No holds barred" means heavily censored whenever it contravenes popular opinion.

I think that about covers it. As our friends in Finland say, "Suksi Vittuun".

Yours very sincerely,

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What an ironic non-apology. You should celebrate it with a frosty PBR.
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#3Paneloux0, Posted: Dec 20 2011 at 6:16 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) It could have been better, honestly.
#4 Dec 20 2011 at 6:35 AM Rating: Excellent
This would be funny if it weren't so sad.
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Edited, Mar 21st 2011 2:14pm by Darqflame Lock Thread: Because Lubriderm is silly... ~ de geso

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I think you're really overestimating your impact around here.
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Why is it this guy keeps getting banned, but dickwad manages to stay around?
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
Why is it this guy keeps getting banned, but dickwad manages to stay around?

Comic relief?
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
Why is it this guy keeps getting banned, but dickwad manages to stay around?

Comic relief?


If this is the best he can do, we need a new plan.
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
Why is it this guy keeps getting banned, but dickwad manages to stay around?


Can ya narrow that down a little?

I think Proof originally got banned for spamming, maybe several times, and then it just became a habit.

Edited to add: the OP reminds me of this fun book.



Edited, Dec 20th 2011 6:19am by Samira
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Proof.


Will you just get out of here, you snivelling little brat.
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The old "It's Your Fault Apology" trick.
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Edited, Dec 20th 2011 10:05am by lolgaxe
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Missed it by that much!
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#15 Dec 20 2011 at 9:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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Paneloux0 wrote:
Kao recently, when threatening to 86 me from the internet, indicated that I should apologise to the lot of you. He was rather professional about the whole thing, despite the circumstances.
This unapology is part of your sentence?

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Yours very sincerely,

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I'm not feelin' the sincerity.....
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
Why is it this guy keeps getting banned, but dickwad manages to stay around?


Can ya narrow that down a little?
Coming from me, I didn't think it needed to be clarified: Alma.
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Apology accepted. Now please GTFO.
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I've already forgotten what this is about.
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#22 Dec 20 2011 at 2:16 PM Rating: Good
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ThiefX posted something.


In that case, this thread is now about socially-unacceptable balloon animals. I'll start.

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#23 Dec 20 2011 at 2:19 PM Rating: Good
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Ok, my son saw that picture and now wants balloons.
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Cherish it. In a few more years he's going to see that picture and want what the balloons are doing.
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#27 Dec 20 2011 at 8:16 PM Rating: Decent
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is this thread about something I should look into for a good laugh, or should I just move along?
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Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O

Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
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Move along, nothing to see here.
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Move along, nothing to see here.

These aren't the droids we're looking for.
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Attention must be paid, just not to you?

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Jophiel wrote:
ThiefX posted something.


In that case, this thread is now about socially-unacceptable balloon animals. I'll start.

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Aren't those the condom balloon animals from that Durex commercial?
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#32 Dec 20 2011 at 10:22 PM Rating: Good
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Probably. I stole it from google.
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Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O

Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
#34 Dec 21 2011 at 7:09 AM Rating: Excellent
It's really nothing, Jinte. It's just some guy who got banned for spamming that nobody hardly remembers anyways. He makes a sock every now and then thinking he's going to outsmart Kao, and get's nailed every time. It seems that Kao finally contacted his ISP, or at least finally gave him one last warning, and he thought that a snarky, insincere apology would be a good idea. My guess is that he's probably in the process of finding a new ISP at this point. It would actually be a riot if he's a minor and it's his parents that just had their internet shut off, but that would be about the only laugh to be had.
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Edited, Mar 21st 2011 2:14pm by Darqflame Lock Thread: Because Lubriderm is silly... ~ de geso

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#35 Dec 21 2011 at 7:25 AM Rating: Decent
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I'd be rather surprised that Kao even would offer such a deal. One quickly learns that Pissing off the people, Mods, Admin here is complete suicide. I suspect this sock will be banned shortly.
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#36 Dec 21 2011 at 7:33 AM Rating: Excellent
It's kind of a big deal to get someone's internet shut off. I'm pretty sure that Kao and co. would only do it as an absolute last resort. And he didn't offer a deal, he gave a final public warning. I have no idea if this passive-aggressive pseudo-apology would piss him off enough to do it or not.
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Edited, Mar 21st 2011 2:14pm by Darqflame Lock Thread: Because Lubriderm is silly... ~ de geso

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One quickly learns that Pissing off the people, Mods, Admin here is complete suicide.

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Yeah, there really isn't any part of that sentence that's correct or applicable.
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Dear Poster Known as Proof,

Your apology, being completely devoid of contrition, remorse, or acknowledgement of wrong-doing of any kind, is insufficient coin to buy your way back into the good graces of this posting community. Your repeated breach of the Zam.com Terms of Use, which you accepted upon creation of each of your many accounts, and the vile nature of your many offenses, cannot be overstated. Furthermore, your conduct has been in clear violation of the permitted activities set forth by your ISP. Therefore, you leave me no choice but to report your activities, in detail and in their entirety, to your ISP for enforcement.

Most likely, your ISP will ignore my communication, or route it to a temp worker in Bangladesh who will barely speak any English and quickly dismiss it. Upon learning that your internet services will not be revoked, I will continue to perma-ban your latest sockpuppets as they arise, and console myself in the knowledge that I have made the Zam.com community safe for at least another day. I must remain ever vigilant in my quest to rid the internet of mean people, for who else will protect the insipid cunts and curmudgeonly political partisans that populate these fine fora?

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#40Paneloux0, Posted: Dec 21 2011 at 1:36 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Dear Kao,
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Dear Proof,

I hope you are pushed off a cliff by the person that you trust the most and just as you are about to hit the bottom, Superman swoops down and snatches you up. Then I hope that Superman takes you up even higher than you first were, and drops you again.

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Edited, Mar 21st 2011 2:14pm by Darqflame Lock Thread: Because Lubriderm is silly... ~ de geso

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